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Funny sketch (with civilized service terms as the theme) 4 people.

Civilized etiquette sketch script:

Grandma's birthday

(sketch)

Character: Grandma (milk for short)

Xiaoyun-Sister (Sister for short)

Xiaojun-Brother (Brother for short)

(The curtains are raised, a table and two chairs are placed on the milk.)

Milk: My old mother is 68 years old this year. She is deaf and blind, and her life is really good. I laugh and laugh all day. There are five people in my family, my son and daughter-in-law, and a grandson and granddaughter. When it comes to grandchildren, why do you feel different from before? I have been combing my hair, washing my feet and rubbing my back these days. How filial! What changes have taken place? It is getting late. I don't want to contact. This student is out of school, everyone who goes to work is back, and I have to eat. I have to buy some food. (below)

Sister: (Sister inward) Brother!

Brother: Hey! ㈠

Sister: Brother, did you hide the gift we bought?

Brother: Hide! It's a secret, sister. You can't tell the secret first!

Elder sister: We should both keep a secret, and give grandma the biggest surprise when she comes back!

Brother: Yes!

Elder sister: Let's introduce ourselves!

Brother: Good!

Elder sister: My name is Wang and my name is Xiaoyun. I am a sixth-grade student in Xiguan Primary School! I am the elder sister.

Brother: My name is Wang and my name is Xiaojun. I am a third-grade student in Xiguan Primary School. I am my younger brother.

Elder sister: We are-

Together: brother and sister!

Sister: Since our school launched the filial piety education activities, the students' ideological outlook has taken on a new look. During Women's Day on March 8th, the school launched the activity of "I offer filial piety to my mother". Everyone made a "filial piety card" with dexterous hands! As a gift for his mother!

Brother: My "filial piety card" won the prize! Hey, sister, it was Women's Day on March 8th. When is Women's Day? Let's make one for my father.

Sister: Silly brother, there is no "Women's Day". If you want to honor your father, you can do it every day!

Brother: Sister, our school has also issued a proposal!

Elder sister: Yes! Ask the young pioneers of the whole school to be grateful for their parents' upbringing and teachers' teaching; I thank my classmates for their love and help, as well as society, nature and so on!

Brother: Sister, we also carry out egg protection activities. My eggs are well protected. Wang Xiaohu's egg in our class was put in his pocket and accidentally burst, making the pocket sticky. Everyone laughed at him!

Sister: Grandma goes shopping at this time every day. Should she come back? Let's do our homework and wait! (My brother and sister are doing their homework with their schoolbags on their backs)

Grandma is carrying a cabbage with celery in it. )

Milk: Why are the dishes so expensive these two days? Celery is worth a catty. This pepper is not spicy at all. Three more! Xiao Yun and Xiao Jun!

(Brother and sister cheer to open the door)

Sister and brother: Grandma!

Milk: Hey!

(Brother picks up the basket and sister helps pour the milk.)

Elder sister: Grandma, are you tired? Sit down and have a rest! (moving chair)

Brother: Grandma, I'll give you a back rub.

Milk: OK, OK, my good boy, my child is really sensible!

Sister and brother: Grandma, we should strive to be little "filial stars"!

Milk: "laughing star"? Are the "comedians" on TV like Zhao Benshan?

Elder sister: not grandma, but filial piety!

Milk: Oh! The Education Bureau, the Street Education Committee and the school of this city have done another great thing, educating students to be filial! You students should know how to be filial to your parents, respect your elders, and be filial to your parents when you are young. When you grow up, don't learn from the monsters in the story of the wall and those two monsters. Neither of them is filial to his father, and no one cares about his father and no one asks!

Elder sister: Grandma, we must be filial to mom and dad! Grandma is old and still doing housework. Mom and dad are not easy. They work so hard every day, for us!

Brother: Grandma, I will never make you angry again, and I will never ask you for money again!

Milk: That's right. Listen to adults at home and teachers at school. Be a good student!

Sister and brother: Grandma! We remember!

Sister: Grandma, do you know what day it is today?

Mom: Today is Tuesday!

Brother: You don't know, do you?

Elder sister: Grandma, please sit down and close your eyes! (Cover with hands)

(Brother takes out the cake from inside)

Brother: Grandma! What do you think this is?

Milk: Yo? What is this cake for?

Elder sister: Grandma! Today is your birthday, and we wish you-

Sister and brother: Happy birthday!

Milk: Oh! Today is my birthday? How did you know?

Sister: My mother told us.

Milk: Where did you buy this cake?

Brother: My sister and I have planned it for a long time. We bought it for you with the upfront money and pocket money we saved!

Sister: This is our birthday present for grandma!

Milk: Oh, my mother, no one has given me a birthday in my life. My daughter-in-law still remembers to come. Is this all so filial? Yo! It's getting late, and your parents will soon get off work. Time to cook!

Sister: I wash the dishes!

Brother: I pick vegetables!

Milk: This is also a good teacher's education! Come on, let our mother-

H: to the kitchen! (less than three people.