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Mama's English
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1, I want to dress up as a mummy this Halloween.
I am? Going? Where to? Is it? Answer? Mom? This? Halloween.
2. This is called "toilet mummy".
This? Is it? What's your name? "The toilet? Mummy. "
3. In America, the cost of mummifying a corpse after death is as high as $654.38+5,000.
Are you online? America? People? Is it? Pay? Up? To dollars? 150,000? Where to? Is it? Mummification? After that? Death.
I want to use that toilet, but someone packaged it as a "toilet mummy".
Me? Used to be. Going? Where to? Use? That? Toilet? But? Is anyone here? Left? It? Looking for? Like what? Answer? Toilet? Mom.
In the past century, they were placed in Egyptian museums and visited by tourists from all over the world. In order to transport these mummies, the Egyptian side specially customized a gold convoy and installed shock absorbers to prevent road bumps.
They? Used to be. Be taken in? Are you online? That? Iconic? Egyptian? Museum? And then what? Have you visited? By who? Tourists? From where? Around? That? The world? For what? That? Past? Century.
6. Zahi Hawass, an Egyptian archaeologist, said that the special coffin filled with mummies was filled with nitrogen, which also played a protective role. Each mummy was transported by a float with special shock absorbers, surrounded by motorcades, including a horse-drawn imitation chariot.
Every one? Mom? Used to be. Carrying it? Open? Answer? Decorate? Vehicle? Does it fit? With what? Special? Shock absorber? And then what? Surrounded? By who? Answer? The motorcade? Including? Replica? Horse-drawn? War? Chariot
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