Little jokes, more.

1, five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and called the hundred-dollar bill: "Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "tear it up, you don't even have five dollars!" " "2. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two and played badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" "You'll die if you cut so hard!" Father earthworm said weakly, "I suddenly want to play football." In the race between the tortoise and the hare, the hare quickly ran to the front. The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly. He said to him, come on up, I'll carry you. After a while, the snail came up. The tortoise saw another ant and said to him, Come up, too. So the ant came up. The ant came up, saw the snail above, and said to him, Hello! Do you know what the snail said? Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast! 4. A man and a woman are eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner. The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not? The boy finally said: love! The girl asked again, then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out thirty dollars from his pocket and asked the girl, do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan, and the boy put forty yuan on the table. After a while, the girl was very angry and asked the boy, Do you want to prove that you love me? The boy said: I have been proved! Forty is just around the corner! One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son in it. My mother shouted nervously outside the house, "son, what are you doing?" You are still on fire. " The son replied, "I'm wearing socks." My mother said, "What do you wear when you are on fire?" After five minutes, my son hasn't come out yet. My mother shouted nervously, "son, what are you doing?" Come out quickly ~ there is a fire and stay inside, "said the son." "I'm taking off my socks."