New year greeting joke

147 Chinese New Year messages in p>29

1. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you can't help but sigh loudly-pig!

2. I wish you a new year, with leisure in your busy work, winning money at cards, unlimited increase in your passbook, full of dollars in your pocket, beautiful women crowded in front of your bed, full of energy, and fierce and sweet lovers.

3. I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you.

4. Happy New Year! I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you!

5. I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't do without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the most tender (to understand my mind, please see the third word of each sentence)

6. The day of gathering is just to brew a cup of strong wine, pour it into a flowing acacia, stare at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, and just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!

7. Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window and listening to the birds singing in the trees, the walls of the atrium are full of ripples and yearning for you ... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are looking forward to that happy and festive night, holding our breath and listening to the ringing of the bell on the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve ...

8. Only those who know how to live can appreciate the frost and frost of wintersweet, and the attractive fragrance means a long time. Only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life, and the happy mood is full of happiness; Only those who make unremitting efforts can deeply know that happiness is hard to come by. I wish you a toast on the day of family reunion during the Spring Festival.

9. I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look at it, and the screen shows 5 yuan the pig's head!

1. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because … I'm hungry.

11. Happy New Year! Make a beautiful wish and wish you happiness again and again Make a wonderful wish and wish you a happy career! Make a beautiful wish and wish you sweet love!

12. Happy New Year! May your popularity surpass that of Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroic spirit surpass that of Saddam Hussein, and you are handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are the international superman!

13. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the cloud send full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy New Year!

14. Why did I lose such a big pig? When I turned my head and left, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

15. I don't want to be your parallel line. I can only wait and see with you from afar all my life; I don't want to be your intersection line, and I will go further and further after a moment of tenderness; I only want to be in a straight line with you, and I will drive you into the pigsty!

16. Someone told me to look at the sky when I am homesick, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what I should look at when I miss you. Now I finally know, so I can just look at the pigsty.

17. When the Spring Festival comes, my wife will see you smile, and the girl wants you to hug, and the money will float towards you, making you happy.

19. Happy New Year! I wish you a good mood, good health and all the best in the New Year.

2. Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I'll give it to you, my loved one. Just have a happy Spring Festival!

21. When the New Year arrives, I entrust the air as the postman, bind the hot greetings into a package, print it with a postmark, and express it at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. I sincerely wish you a happy New Year!

22. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friend: Happy New Year!

23. Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, so God let you come to me, so God lost the bucket of rice!

24. I miss you the most this season. Let the wind bring you full blessings, fill your sweet dreams and wish you a brilliant New Year!

25. The lonely moon of the stars knows, the shy cloud of the sunset knows, the fragrant butterfly of the flowers knows, the gentle wind of the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart knows, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Spring Festival!

26. When the New Year comes, I can't send you warm winter clothes, and I don't need gorgeous romantic poems. No expensive gifts; There is no joy of roses. But there are more precious blessings for you than those: I wish you all the best in the New Year!

27. In the New Year's bell, I hold up the cup, and any crystal thoughts quietly precipitate at the bottom of the cup, deeply wishing you happiness!

28. Do you remember singing that day? Your singing is so sweet. Your sentimental expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for 1 thousand years, but I didn't dare! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig

29. Send a message to celebrate the New Year, live and work in peace and contentment, have a prosperous career, prosper and prosper, strive for the top, be comfortable and stay young forever. I wish you happiness!

3, relatives and neighbors are harmonious, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day, happy every year!

31. I wish you a smooth new year, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six or six big luck, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect!

32. New Year's Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world, which is much more powerful than Hong Qi's dog-beating stick, Duan Yu's six-pulse Excalibur and Ling Huchong's nine swords.

33, this is my blessing to you: the distant dream lights up a lamp, listen to my wishes, I hope there will be no scars in your life, I hope you will have a safe journey, I hope all the good things will fill your dreams, and I wish you a happy and eternal New Year!

34. Excuse me, who are you? I guess you are Sheng Jinbin, right? Or Ai Baiwu, right? Otherwise, it's Qin Shou, but it won't be MeiRenXing. If it's not, then I conclude that you are BianTai!

35. I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

36. The God of Wealth asked me to tell you to be kind to people, especially to the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Invite this person to dinner and give him a big gift, and the God of Wealth will take care of you.

37. Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window and listening to the birds singing in the trees, the walls of the atrium are full of ripples and yearning for you ... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are looking forward to that happy and festive night, holding our breath and listening to the ringing of the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve bell ...

38. On this joyful day, after a long separation, I wish the New Year's bell will be given to you. If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounts, what should you call me?

4. I present you with a gorgeous bouquet, tied with a golden thread of yearning, and the stamens are full of my deep blessing: I wish you happiness in the Golden Rooster! I wish you good luck, peace and youth in the New Year! Wish you good health and a healthy life, Fulu!

41. The clouds are gorgeous, the rain is transparent, the wind is persistent, the moon is affectionate, the thoughts are lingering, love is eternal, the stars are brilliant, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival!

42. You are a 1-year-old playboy in the New Year, and you often have fun with 9. 8 can't have hundreds of millions of money at home. If you abandon 7 for many years, you will find prey all day. 5 needs to ask more questions, but if you don't change your sex, you will still be half-hearted. You will definitely not be a good person.

43. New Year Part One: The person I love is taken; The bottom line: the person who loves me is terrible; Hard luck

44. In a blink of an eye, it has come to the end of cold winter. In such a cold day, I miss you more deeply and wish you peace and happiness!

45. Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I will give it to you, my loved one. Just have a happy Spring Festival!

46, send you a 1% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

47. No matter where I am, I am only one screen away from you. No matter when I am, I will engrave you in my heart. Dance the golden rooster safely at dawn, and I wish you well in the distance!

48, I put my blessing and hope on the melting snow quilt, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you the richness and fragrance of the whole year

49, Happy New Year, my friend! I wish you every success every year, every month goes well, every day is happy and carefree, always happy and full of vitality, bless you!

5, tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is especially; The road is difficult until the bitter is sweet: people should have deep feelings until they can love again in the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, huh This one with a mobile phone is not bad!

51. In the past, I only knew that piggy knew how to hum because he couldn't talk, but then I met you, and I realized that you were better at humming than piggy. I was talking about you, and you were still humming!

52. If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world leaves, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you in tears; If I leave, I'll let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad. It's really

53. You're the best. I miss you again, and I'm not angry with you anymore. And I think my love for you is deepening every day. That's because someone told me that … pork has gone up in price and you can buy a good price!

54. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift. I wish you a happy New Year!

55. Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I give them to you, my love. Happy New Year!

56. The sky is grey and wild in the New Year. The hope of this year is too slim! Shuiwan Bay, the road is long. The days without money are too long! The building is tall and busy. Can I be with you tonight? .

57. I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you.

58. If you are a fish in the New Year, I would like to catch you in a fishnet. If you are that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I want to go around you; If you are a bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup and I want to soak you. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am around you; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

59. Happy New Year! I wish you: get rich and set foot on Marlboro; Career on Hongta Mountain; Lovers are better than Ashima; Financial resources are all over greater China!

6. Drop a few tears on piggy's ass. Guess the title of a song. Tell you it's your face in tears.

61. At this time of year, my blessing will come to you like an ocean. I hope my blessing will be like a canoe, which will take you to the other side of success! Happy new year!

62. In this sunny festival, I wish you a happy and joyful mood, warm family reunion, sweet love as the sun, and no sadness in the Pacific Ocean.

63. In the New Year, it is spring to look up and autumn to bow down. May all happiness follow you. I wish you a happy Year of the Dog.

64. When the Year of the Rooster arrives, I wish you the best of luck. I wish you a prosperous life, grasp every rich chicken club, keep your skin youthful and have a prosperous career.

65. Looking for someone to enlighten me, I was dressed in rags, my eyes were blank, I didn't eat three meals, my limbs were weak, I couldn't hear a sound, I was distracted, I was bleeding from my seven holes, and I was very gossiping. I had a narrow escape, just like you.

66. Happy New Year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich in money! Congratulations on getting rich!

67. You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: The world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

68. Happy New Year! All the good things have come! Friends smile slightly and surround you with joy! Celebrate the festival, life is happy and wishful! Happy! Happy! Have a safe life!

69. Let me ask you a riddle: There are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Write a song title ... I can't guess it. Your tearful face

7, I'm at a loss when I meet you/I'm flustered/your affectionate eyes/I can't avoid it/I know your heart/I try my best to avoid it/You follow me closely/I'm crying/Whose home?

72. Press if you want to see it! Press again! Did you really press it? Idiot! Press it again! Pigs are not as stupid as you! Silly! Stupid pig!

73. Looking forward to you, in winter; Miss you, in the spring breeze; Dream of you, in summer; See you, in the autumn wind. Let the years come and go in a hurry, let the time fly, and miss you forever! Happy new year!

74. The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet the wonderful today. All right! Get out of the nest! Shake the pig hair, wash the pig face, and work hard for the feed!

75. Do you know, dear? You've lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Chinese New Year, but your health is worrying … Who doesn't want to let his pig kill a few kilograms more!

76. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly … I really envy you, alas, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

77. Every year today is a brand-new beginning. As things change, happiness, peace, happiness and health will always be with you.

78. I quietly put the blessings and hopes of the new century under the melting snow, let them grow along the seedlings in spring and give you the richness and fragrance all year round!

79. Meeting is a melodious song, getting to know each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along with the geese flying south, and knowing each other is an ancient vine. When you are calm, you will always be silently blessed. May happiness and peace accompany your sweet life. Happy New Year!

8. Feelings are in arrears, love has stopped, promises are empty, trust has been turned off, care cannot be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything has been disconnected from the server, and life has completely crashed!

81. I wish you a new year, when you are busy with your work, you can win money by playing cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pockets will be full of dollars, beautiful women will be crowded in front of your bed, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

82. New year, new year.