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If the budget is 0.2 million/200 thousand, what joint venture car can I choose? The first thing depends on what kind of car you like. If it is a car, you can choose mainstream B-class cars such as Honda Accord and Toyota Camry. If it is an SUV, you can choose Volkswagen compact SUVs such as Honda CR-V and Volkswagen Tuyue. In the MPV market, you can only choose players like Buick GL6 and Volkswagen Touran L. However, the above models are relatively "ordinary" for young people today. Driving out will not have any "eye-catching" effect, so what car is more "attractive" when driving out? Then let's take a look at the three models that the author put on the table today, all of which are luxury brands.

1.? Mercedes-benz A -A class? 180L

Guide price: 2 1. 1.8 million yuan.

Price reduction: up to 7 1 1,000 yuan (Chengdu area)

As an entry-level car owned by Mercedes-Benz, Mercedes-Benz A? Although the manufacturer's guide price 180L starts at 2 1. 1.8 million, in order to win the downstream market, Mercedes-Benz has drastically reduced its price in the region. For example, the dealer in Chengdu where the author is located, for Mercedes-Benz A? Car 180L terminal has a big discount, and the new car with a mid-term change is also reduced to 15.58. It seems that the budget of 200 thousand is enough to win this Mercedes.

As an entry-level model of Mercedes-Benz, Mercedes-Benz A? 180L is the "younger brother" in Mercedes-Benz A-Class, but its strength performance is not bad. Specifically, Mercedes-Benz A? The configuration performance of 180L is not bad, 8 airbags and active braking provide good safety guarantee for the people in the car. As for other configurations, the performance of Mercedes-Benz A 180L is also good, which can basically meet the needs of users.

Say Mercedes a? What is the reason why 180L is recommended? In other words, its strengths. Although Mercedes-Benz Class A is the cheapest in the Mercedes-Benz family, there is no deliberate material saving in the interior structure. For example, the dual-screen design in the family is also in Mercedes-Benz A? Reflected in 180L, the interior materials are generous and have the luxury that luxury brands should have. At the same time, under the embellishment of various bright silver chrome plating, let Mercedes-Benz A? 180L's interior is particularly exquisite.

2.? Bmw 1 series? 120i? M sports suit

Guide price: 223,800 yuan

Price reduction: 56,000 yuan (Southwest China)

Like Mercedes-Benz A-Class, this BMW 1 series is also an entry-level car under BMW. What is the BMW 1 series recommended by the author? 120i? M sports suit can be regarded as a medium-sized model in BMW 1 series. Although its manufacturer's guide price has exceeded our budget, there is a terminal discount of nearly 60 thousand yuan in the region. Take Chengdu as an example. Is this BMW 1 series? 120i? The naked car price of M sports suit is 167800, so it seems that the budget of 200,000 can be won.

Why does the author recommend it? This is also because of its excellent "face value" performance. Specifically, the sharp lower surround design combined with the sharp headlight group shape makes BMW 1 series? 120i? The front face of m sports suit is particularly fierce; The sharp lines from bottom to top make it look particularly dynamic sideways, and the "thick" rear design makes it look particularly different. The design of the tail is particularly good. Exaggerated double-tube exhaust and unique lower surrounding design all add points to its face value.

As for performance? In my opinion, this BMW 1 system? 120i? The performance of M sports suit is not bad. Specifically, although BMW/KOOC-0/Series/KOOC-0/20i is equipped with a/KOOC-0/.5t three-cylinder engine, its maximum power output is/KOOC-0/40 horsepower and its maximum torque is 220 Nm. With such data blessing, BMW 1 Department 120i can achieve a 6.6s breakthrough. So as far as the author is concerned, it is still a good performance.

3.? Audi A3? Sportback? 35? TFSI? Aggressive (change)

Guide price: 193200.

Price reduction: 38,600 yuan (Chengdu area)

Compared with the first two models, this Audi A3 is the cheapest in both manufacturer's guide price and regional price. Specifically, although the price of this Audi is 65,438+093,200 yuan, it has a terminal discount of nearly 40,000 yuan in the region. For example, in Chengdu where the author is located, this Audi A3? Sportback? 35? The aggressive price of TFSI has been as low as the bare car price of 154600. This shows that luxury brands are getting closer and closer to us.

Say this Audi A3? Sportback? 35? What are the advantages of TFSI's enterprising style compared with the first two? As far as the author is concerned, its power combination has performed well. Specifically, everyone is familiar with the power combination of 1.4T+7DCT, which is the "golden power combination" of the public. This power combination not only has strong power performance (150 PS/250 N m), but also can bring considerable fuel consumption performance. Judging from the fuel consumption feedback from many car owners, its average value is 7L/ 100Km, which is not very good, but not bad.

As for this Audi A3, what kind of performance does it have? As far as the author is concerned, its "clever" appearance is particularly good and it is more popular with young ladies. Don't ask me why, how many boys do you think drive this car? So, for those men who buy cars to pick up girls, give them an Audi A3? Sportback? 35? TFSI's enterprising style may be a good gift for the right person. Of course, this is just a joke of the author. If you want to win a girl's heart, you still have to rely on your own charm.

Summary:

No matter which of the above three models has a strong "background", and in terms of face value performance, any one has a relatively good "eye-catching" performance. Therefore, these three entry-level luxury cars, no matter which one, have a "face" when they go out. So, if you have the budget of 20 yuan, will you choose the mainstream such as Camry and Accord? B-class car or these three models Or, what do you think of these three players?

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