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My boyfriend thinks I'm too thin, says he wants to fatten me up and then abandon me, but the tone is joking. Can you believe it?

I still believe it, because my boyfriend has gained weight and gained 20 pounds.

I am the kind of physique that is easy to get fat, so I usually control what I eat. I was not very fat before. My height 165 and weight 1 10.

I was with my boyfriend when I was a freshman. My boyfriend is four years older than me. Because he has already started his internship, he has already started to get paid. Originally older than me, my boyfriend dotes on me and treats me like a child every day.

You have to buy me a copy of everything you sell on a date.

At first I said I couldn't eat. Boyfriend said you can't eat. I'm eating.

I usually attend classes at school, and I can only see him on weekends. Every weekend, I will buy snacks for a week. Tell me you can see me after you finish eating.

My boyfriend's biggest hobby is to know what I like to eat. Before, I liked to eat oranges. Buy me a big bag of oranges every time I see him. I ate for a month and had enough. I haven't eaten for years. I hurt myself. Later, all my favorite foods were hurt by him.

I graduated four years later and we rented a small house. He always fried chicken for me today and stewed fish soup for me tomorrow. Buy six steamed buns for a meal, he eats three and I eat three.

At this time, I am about 135 kg.

Every morning, he takes me to work first. He is going, although it is only a small electric car, but he is also very happy. It was very cold in winter, so he gave me all his hats and scarves and wrapped me into a big zongzi.

He bought me a Turkish barbecue cake for breakfast, and the pie seller asked me to buy one for your boyfriend. He is only willing to buy you one at a time. I haven't bought one for him yet, but I will buy one for him tomorrow.

I don't want to write. I really want to cry. He can't finish writing a lot about me.

Now that we are married, I have quietly risen to 160 kg, and I am currently losing weight because I am going to have a baby.