What if I don't feel funny when I see a joke?

More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I was admitted to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much. Before the doctor operated on me,

Ask me why I'm smiling like this, and I'll tell him. He laughed hysterically and finally died laughing.

I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell this joke, and the jury decided whether it was consistent with the fact of manslaughter. I asked for a signature.

Sign an exemption contract. The judge announced that the court would be adjourned and reopened a day later, and announced that he would accept my opinion. So, I told this joke in court,

As a result, some people knocked on the table with a smile, while others rolled on the ground with a smile. Later, everyone who heard the joke that day died laughing.

I became a celebrity in an instant, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I knew telling this joke might constitute public infringement, so I looked at the camera and I

Vaguely said a sentence to the effect: "The reason is always a lie, and the belief is always masturbation. After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions. number

I think, one day, some mysterious plain clothes broke into my bedroom and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, a bright light shone.

My face. I barely opened my eyes and was shocked. The man sitting in front of me is the only person as famous as me-the president.

The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was simple: record this joke and send it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East, laughing him to death.

. I had to agree to his request, and at the same time put forward that this joke belongs to weapons of mass destruction and should not be aimed at civilians. The president agreed.

Two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of the joke and successfully tested it in the desert area. This has aroused great excitement internationally.

Bo, many countries panicked, and international military scientists named it "laughing deterrence". At this moment, a country in the East suddenly announced that it had mastered it.

After the joke, the buddy who told me the joke turned to look at the country. Thus, a "balance between laughter and deterrence" has been formed between us.

Three years later, on April 1 day, what I was worried about all day finally happened: a terrorist organization in the Middle East stole the original technology of that joke. Therefore, civilization

Unprecedented destruction, governments all over the world are in a state of panic. The United Nations had to hold a global summit, and finally decided April 1 was a fool.

Festival.

More than 60 years have passed, and I am dying. Before leaving this world, as a witness of history, I feel it necessary to tell this joke to everyone.

The joke my friend told me that day was very simple and short, just one paragraph: Attention, passengers, from the United States and other countries to Afghanistan.

Khan's train 3838438 is about to leave. Please take someone else's luggage and get on with someone else's wife.

. Passengers carrying detonators, fuses and inflammable and explosive articles, please get on the bus and light them in crowded places for family planning in China.

Work and make more contributions. When the train is running at high speed, please stick your head and hands out of the window as much as possible so as to solve it at once. This train is warm

On tomorrow's train, you can throw your urine and melon dander in the aisle of the carriage at will. He can spit on your face, and so can you.

In his mouth, protein is easily absorbed fully. This train also facilitates the third party to get involved in extramarital affairs, and

Go through the divorce formalities quickly, and your family will be completely broken. As a scrapped car, this train has been running for another 30 years. Because there is no brake, it must be

You can't stop until you hit something else. If you find your head on your feet, you will reach your destination-heaven. The train driver wished the passengers a pleasant journey.