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Don't challenge others' majors with your hobbies.

Han Han is a famous contemporary writer, director and professional racing driver. When the main business is good, the sideline is also a slippery master.

Han Han was admitted to Shanghai Songjiang No.2 Middle School because he published articles one after another in junior high school, which showed his writing ability. However, Han Han's road to study was not smooth. He failed seven courses in his first year of high school, and then failed again after failing the grade, so he had to drop out.

After dropping out of school, Han Han published novels and anthologies one after another, supported himself by writing, and exhibited his new hobby-racing. He wrote the book "So Drifting" about his racing experience for more than three years. Because he didn't get a high ranking at the beginning, Han Han was embarrassed to publish the book, and struggled for a long time, but it was amazing that when he got up the courage to submit the manuscript to the publishing house, he unexpectedly won the whole country. Later, he made great achievements, became the only annual champion with both venue and pulling force in the history of professional racing in China, and also had the championship trophy symbolizing the highest honor of two professional racing events in China.

later, Han Han discovered his superior strength in playing football and billiards, thinking that folk masters could also dominate.

Han Han, who was 2 years old, took part in a charity match. His opponent was a group of professional primary school students. It took only the first half of the game from dismissing it to being abused and crying. Because of the terrible loss, the referee cancelled the second half directly.

Later, Han Han had confidence in his billiards level, and defeated the billiards master of the writer's session. People gave him nicknames: Ding Junhui at the racetrack and O 'Sullivan in Songjiang New Town. Han Han, who was full of ambition, found Xiao-Ting Pan, the nine-ball queen. Unexpectedly, Han Han had been kicking off all night, and there was nothing behind him.

Two contests with professional players failed one after another, which made Han Han really realize that taking his hobby to challenge other people's majors is asking for trouble.

this reminds me of another thing. A couple of doctors from Shanghai Jiaotong University who are talking about cross talk participated in the program "Crosstalk with Newcomers", claiming to overthrow the status of traditional cross talk, which was angered by the whole network.

The couple wore a T-shirt with an unknown formula printed on it, and took a stack of books on the stage. At the beginning, they pointed to Degang Guo: "You don't know me, do you?" Degang Guo cleverly rounded back, "Today you let me know".

Then they sent three more books about cross talk, pointing to one of them and quipped, "I think you can understand this one almost." The audience was all embarrassed. "It's great that people don't come empty-handed." Degang Guo also gave it down the steps.

aim at the inside page of the book: for Degang Guo. It's hard to understand! Application is more difficult! Chew! Chew!

The performance of the so-called "Formula Crosstalk" was also unsatisfactory. When Degang Guo was eliminated in the end, he angrily said: Today, you won't let me live, will you? We'll see!

the audience in the audience looked puzzled, and afterwards they were dished by the netizen

| There was no joke in the whole process, and the speech was like reading a textbook.

| Joke Degang Guo? You are the joke.

| This is the worst time that Shanghai Jiaotong University was hacked.

Voltaire once said: Arrogance is just a mask of ignorance.

Just because the doctoral students who have said a few cross talks at the school party, their words are provocative and their actions are arrogant, they think they can compete with the cross talk masters who have decades of experience. What kind of ignorance is hidden behind this? How blind and confident?

So, don't challenge other people's majors with your hobbies. Only by becoming professional is king.

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