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Composition: Thoughts on the 60th anniversary of the National Day military parade.
1999 In the early autumn, I successfully passed the college entrance examination and entered the university gate with a feeling of excitement and joy. This is a key university in this province. It is said that it has a history of nearly 80 years. There are indeed several houses with the architectural style of the Republic of China hidden in the cypress tree, and some small buildings with the style of the Soviet Union, which are also very unique. All these are showing us freshmen the history, culture and vicissitudes of this university.
Of course, after all, there are few buildings that show history. Most buildings have been newly built in recent years. The unified student dormitory, scattered teaching buildings and distinctive college buildings all tell us that this is a place where civilization is concentrated and a paradise for knowledge. The school also has a very modern stadium, where green grass and plastic complement each other, and young men and women full of youth and sunshine exercise and play here.
After a series of registration procedures are completed, every freshman should have a physical examination and apply for military training clothes according to his height and figure. The layout and design of the school are not bad. Military training clothes are similar to our military uniforms, light green shirts, army green pants and combat hats. I am 1.8 meters tall, and I can still be described as handsome in this military training suit.
On the first day of military training, because there were many freshmen, we conducted military training in several venues according to the college. The squad leaders who lead our military training are all military students, not much older than us. But it is these warm-blooded young people who have dedicated their precious youth to the national defense cause of the motherland. It is said that the dedication of iron soldiers deserves our respect.
People who haven't experienced the afterglow of autumn tiger don't know. Just walking around empty-handed in T-shirts, they are already sweating, not to mention we are all wearing long-sleeved military uniforms. The neckline and cuffs should be buttoned, and a big airtight hat should be worn on your head for the sake of military appearance. Standing in the scorching sun, I can feel the sweat trickling down my back, onto my tight belt and soaking the clothes around it. The sweat on my head also ran down my face, wetting my hair and eyebrows ... often after a day of military training, the clothes were covered with saline-alkali white roads left by sweat.
Standing in the military posture is the first content of military training. Ask your legs to be together, your knees to be straight, your hands and fingers to be together, and your body to be caught in the pants. Junzi often stops for an hour, just having a rest, and then another hour. At first, I was fine. I stood with my legs stretched out. After standing for a while, I felt my legs numb. I moved my center of gravity a little, moved one leg a little, and after a while, I changed my other leg. At this time, the platoon leaders of the military training class began to "play bad". They quietly walked behind us to see who turned around, and whoever took a belt at the back knee would trip, and then they shouted, "Stand up straight, don't fall down at the touch!" " I remember that on the first day of standing in the military posture, there were six or seven hundred freshmen who participated in military training in our sports ground, among whom more than twenty men and women fainted.
Then, we started the common queue and action training in the army. "Look left, look right, count off, stand at attention, walk quickly, take a rest ..." And so on, we must set the password carefully. Under the scorching sun, we lined up in rows, repeating every command and simple password dozens of times, tirelessly, not afraid of sweating, taking it seriously and minimizing mistakes. However, we seldom contact military training at ordinary times. How can we conscientiously and uniformly execute passwords? Some people stretch out their left arm and left leg at the same time when marching in a hurry, and they have taken many steps without feeling. Some people turn right after hearing the command to turn left, and the people on the right come face to face, saying that you turned in the wrong direction. Some people reported the number, and the person in front reported that number. What number did they report, or reported more and reported less? In short, we made a lot of jokes in the process of military training, which is also an adjustment and relaxation in our hard training.
Because we are all freshmen, from all over the country, with different living habits and languages, we will spend the next four years with our classmates. We were very happy when we first got together, making new friends and experiencing fresh feelings. After training every day, we drag our tired bodies together to make jokes, go to the canteen to cook and taste the delicious food of this strange city. In the evening, we chatted with a roommate, played poker together, talked about our hometown and talked about previous stories. Military training during the day is hard and boring, and entertainment at night is rich and happy. I remember that at that time, I seemed to eat a lot and sleep quickly at night. I fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow. What kind of heartless happiness is that?
After a week of military training and a routine queue training one morning, we began to have a rest. We saw a military Cherokee driving to the edge of our playground, and several officers got off the car, which seemed to be big officials. Our battalion commander in charge of military training came to salute and they discussed something together. After a while, the whistle of the assembly sounded and we lined up for the assembly. The instructors read out the orders they had just received. It turned out that they received a joint instruction from the Provincial Education Commission and the Military Region. Because that year was the 50th anniversary of the National Day, provincial leaders, leaders of the Education Commission and leaders of the Military Region all came to our school to observe the achievements of military training. This is the first time that our school and the provincial military region have jointly trained freshmen for more than ten years to hold such a formal and grand military parade. The provincial military region attached great importance to this activity, and the head of the provincial military region 1 personally instructed to do this activity well. Instructors naturally dare not slack off. It' s like a mountain. I originally thought that training was very hard. We should increase the amount of training to meet our military parade and ensure that the military parade will be held smoothly on the last day of military training. Hearing the news, my freshman almost fainted.
In the afternoon, the instructors decided on the day of the parade and the composition of the parade, and decided to select 50 boys and 50 girls from the freshmen to form a parade for inspection. Others only need routine queue training. Because my height and figure are relatively standard, and I usually train very seriously, I was selected by our platoon leader and recommended to the parade ground. The instructors obviously attached great importance to the military parade. They have concentrated the best instructors in our team of more than 50 people, and these instructors are all at the level where their "official titles" immediately become smaller. The company commander became a platoon leader, and the platoon leader became a monitor. Seven or eight pairs of critical and stern eyes stare at our team of only half a hundred people all day. Other freshmen who were not selected for the parade were relieved. They didn't train as before, so they had more rest time and relaxed their requirements for instructors.
During the military parade, we started intensive training. We started a new cycle from standing in the military posture, but this time, the required strength is far greater than the previous paragraph. We can say that we are asked to stand still. The instructor will stand at our neckline for half an hour with playing cards. If someone falls, I'm sorry, pick them up and stand up again. If you can't do it again, then the second time, others can have a rest. Those who fail to meet the standards will continue to sweat in the scorching sun until they all meet the standards. Then there is the training of walking before the feet. Kick to a certain height, not one inch higher or one inch lower. There is a small bench in front of everyone, and the height of kicking should be just on the bench surface of that small bench. It is a habit to lift your feet and kick. A row of seven people, the pace frequency should be the same, the pace size should be the same, as if a straight line is marching regularly and rhythmically. When we first left, the instructors on both sides bent down to watch us kick. First, one person's training, then a platoon of seven people's training, and finally a team of 49 people training together.
In hot weather, training is often a day, and we are exhausted by the heat. After training in this "devil" team for several days, some of us feel unwell, including me. Because of the long and intense military training and the hot weather, I have a fever. At first, the temperature was not high, so I thought it was heatstroke. I didn't pay much attention. I went to the hospital and prescribed some medicine. Just go back to the dormitory to go to bed early and rest more. But on the third day, I couldn't get out of bed, my mind was dizzy, my temperature rose to 38.2 degrees, and I had no strength to lie in bed. I can't go to military training anymore. At this time, there are still three days before the inspection. My classmates asked for leave from the instructor, and the company commander and platoon leader in the team came to see me. There is no other way but to let me rest. Fortunately, at the beginning, seven or eight substitute freshmen were prepared for the formation of the team, and the impact was not great. The team can continue training. However, I was turned into a substitute. Generally speaking, I can't take part in the final military parade. I felt really sorry at the time. I paid so much before, prepared for so long training, and finally failed to go to the stadium because of a fever.
After a whole day's rest, colds and fever in summer come and go quickly. I have basically recovered completely and my energy has been greatly restored. On the afternoon of my rest, the military training on the playground and the sudden thunderstorm caught everyone off guard. That day's military training ended early, and the other roommates in our dormitory came back and were all "soaked", and there was no place to do it all over. They also made fun of me and said that I was lucky, and God sheltered me and saved me a "heavy rain". I basically recovered the next day and went to participate in normal military training. At that time, I thought, even if I was not allowed to participate in the military parade, I would stick to the last training and take it seriously from beginning to end. As a result, the thunderstorm the day before knocked down seven or eight freshmen of our team and replaced them, but the number was still insufficient. The instructors were so happy to see me coming back from my recovery, and the company commander personally praised me. I am still standing in my original platoon for military training, and I am still very happy when I move forward. It is really a blessing for me to take part in the "50th National Day Parade" in our school. On the penultimate day of military training, the logistics department of the military region issued a full set of camouflage training uniforms for marines to our parade. Except that there is no badge, it is no different from the formal soldiers' clothing, and only our parade team has such treatment. I'm great now. After wearing this real military uniform, I feel more energetic and handsome. I am the only person in our dormitory who was selected to take part in the parade. When I returned to my dormitory at night, they all envied my blue, white and brown navy camouflage.
On the day of the military parade,1September 28th, 999. Early in the morning, the loudspeakers in the playground sounded military songs, and many freshmen who did not participate in the military parade were busy inserting small red flags and arranging the rostrum. At 8: 30 in the morning, the police car cleared the way and more than a dozen cars filed into the playground. The provincial military region was led by a major general political commissar, followed by more than a dozen officers, and the Secretary General of the Provincial Education Commission also came to pay tribute. The president of our university, the secretary of the Party Committee and so on all attended. Under the rostrum, next to the parade road, more than a dozen reporters came to debug their "long guns and short guns." The huge rostrum was soon crowded with people. We are ready to start and stand at attention at the entrance of the sports ground.
At nine o'clock in the morning, the battalion commander in charge of our military training stood by the microphone and announced the official start of the military parade. First, play the national anthem. All stood up, sang the national anthem and stirred up mountains and rivers. The second item was the leader's speech, and several leaders made wonderful speeches. The third protagonist appeared and the military parade began. Accompanied by the August 1st military song, we walked to the rostrum in a uniform way. I am number 03 in the first row of the parade. At first, I was a little nervous while waiting. I'm afraid of making a wrong step. After the start, I got up, stepped on the drums of music and forgot my nervousness. I was already very proud and excited. At a distance of 20 meters from the rostrum, the company commander of the team leader gave a password and we turned around and moved forward. Once again, the leaders on the rostrum all stood up and all the officers saluted. The political commissar of the provincial military region shouted "Hello comrades", and we responded "Hello leaders" in a unified way. "Comrades have worked hard", and we respond to "serving the people". After 80 steps, we passed the rostrum and turned to an urgent March to complete the review. The platoon leader and monitor next to us gave us a thumbs-up and recognized us. Our parade demonstrated the quality and discipline of our freshmen with the results of 20 days of military training, and handed over a satisfactory answer sheet to the instructors of the school and the army. That night, the school held a "dinner" for us and all the instructors who participated in the military parade in the staff canteen. When eating, we got together and left a clearing in the middle of the restaurant. The talented girls in the school song and dance troupe performed wonderful programs for us. That night, we all drank too much, which was a vent for these twenty days, a wild behavior of men, and a farewell to the instructors who had lived together for twenty days. Although more than 20 days is not a long time, the feelings we have established together cannot be measured and described by time and words. I realized the deep friendship of war with my own experience.
The first time I went out to study, it coincided with the National Day holiday and I decided to go home for the National Day. The day after the military parade, several students from the same area went to buy train tickets. Because too many people moved during the National Day, we only bought a passing train on 10/0/day, or stood by. We don't care so much about anxious to return, just go home. Because of the bus time, we arrived at the railway station after eight o'clock that night. There are so many people in the station that we can only sit on the floor and talk about the upcoming National Day military parade. At two o'clock in the morning, we got on the train and stood all the way, which was very crowded. After several hours of train bumps in the evening, 1 October1Sunday arrived at the train station in my hometown at five o'clock in the morning. My home is close to the railway station, about ten minutes' walk. When I opened the door at home, I heard my parents standing in front of me, and my heart was like knocking over a five-flavor bottle, and the wandering wanderer went home. I ate scrambled eggs and dried noodles made by my mother in a hurry, and went back to the house to rest in bed. A few minutes before the National Day military parade, my mother woke me up and asked me if I wanted to watch the 50th anniversary military parade. Of course, I must see it.
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