Stories about country life

Some rural areas are remote, and some young people are still writing love letters to show their love. Li Heibai is a young man with a little culture in Heibai Village. Because he won a few crooked limericks, he pretentiously named him Li Heibai. Once, Li Heibai met the princess and was greatly inspired. He wrote a poem to Fat, a girl in the east of the village: You have rheumatic feet and I have fur shoes. My feet hurt for a while, and my fur was warm. I don't want to. A few days later, I received a chubby reply: I would rather have rheumatic pain than become smelly feet. When you smell the smell, black and white will turn into black. Li Heibai's cleverness was overtaken by cleverness and became a well-known joke.

He Miao asked the farmer, "Why does Chang 'e live on the moon?" The farmer replied, "because the house price on the earth is too expensive." "

6. A teacher in a rural high school often attends several classes at the same time because there are too few teachers. So in class, teachers often make a fool of themselves and make jokes during teaching. For example, when I was teaching mathematics, I read Hidalgo, the "father of Mexican independence", as Hidalgo, which happened to be related to the food topic he had talked nonsense before, and became a "big pot", which attracted a lot of laughter. At the end of the test paper, some students couldn't remember the original name and wrote it directly as "a cauldron" by Mexican dad. Teachers don't have enough time to prepare lessons, and students always teach by themselves, so students give such teachers a nickname "Ding Bai", which means they can do whatever they want as long as they stare. Later, when the teacher saw that the students didn't make a decent sound, he taught those students who interfered with other students' study: the great writer Lu Xun taught us that wasting time is equivalent to chronic suicide, so you should not "commit suicide" others. So this sentence "suicide others" has become more classic than Mr. Lu Xun's words.

A joke. . . Please accept