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Xiaoming went for an interview. One day, Xiaoming and

Make jokes simple, easy to understand and interesting. It makes people laugh all the time.

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Xiaoming went for an interview. One day, Xiaoming and his mother went to a primary school for an interview. ... yaya: remember to express yourself in English! ! Xiao Ming replied: I know I am married ... Maya! ! When Xiao Ming entered a classroom with him, a teacher asked him, "What's your name?" Xiao Ming replied, "Wu Xiaoming ..." The teacher asked him again, "Do you have any parents to marry Xiao Ming?" (Narrator: Xiaoming was 6 years old? ... began to change his teeth ... so he was a little confused when he talked about the wild array ...) Teacher: Your father's name is baa Amin: I don't want to talk about it ... (Narrator: His father's name is Wu Shangguang ...) Teacher: Is your mother's name Ba Ming? Xiao Ming replied: It's none of your business ... (Narrator: Wu Guanli =. =) After that, the teacher felt so strange! ! ! Ask Xiao Ming again: Will your parents take you to the border to get married on holiday? Xiao Ming replied: The teacher in the restaurant asked: Does your mother usually get married? Xiao Ming answered: The whole seafood told a teacher: Speak well, please go home and wait for my reply. Xiaoming ... There are many jokes in this website.

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Lady: Sir, it's not your turn to help me fill out the form. M: All right! What's your name? Lady: My husband, Mei, my last name is Cai, and my name is Xiuyu. Man: scared! Mei Cai Xiuyu! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Yi! Front? Just like a painting! What about women? No, it is! Tie it up! You bury it and call it. Hey! Zhou Zhou, it's really you. You are a ghost. You are a woman. You are a ghost. You have a great figure. You're wearing a frame! It's a combination of two soccer balls and two nipples! In the bathroom of the military camp, the soldiers took a bath together. A soldier in front bent down to wash his feet, and a soldier behind him suddenly tripped and accidentally bumped into the front. A soldier can't talk now! I'm sorry! A soldier in front said, can you hold the stalk well? You have to take it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Three months of marriage is not enough. The bride shouted to her friend, I'm so disappointed. She hasn't even met my friend: Wow! I had to ... divorce him Bride: Oh, no! Friend: What's the solution? Bride: None of them are my husbands. Staff: Lao Xi, there are homosexuals in our company! Old Xi: Scare! Tie the edge? Shop assistant: You scare me first, and I'll let you know! One day, a policewoman was rushing to rework. She couldn't remember colorful underwear with her police dog, so she called a police dog to smell and scare her, and then called a police dog to help her bring a pair of underwear, which made her reluctant. A police dog came back with a baton! An old professor was born at the age of three? The second doctor? How about being a doctor? Come out every day to fan the flames and bury young people. The old professor is ill and dying. Before he died, he asked his wife, I am so happy. I have achieved great success, but it would be a good idea to tie up a fine boy. What kind of good boy is he? My wife immediately dried the noodles and said to the old professor, yes, as long as there is a baby, we must go to the doctor's office first. The doctor told me to have a checkup. * * * Words: Doctor, I'm doing very well. Please give me a warning! Which song does eunuch hate most? With Asian roots, Jack, dragging two lanes to wait for a bus to isolate a woman: Are you two children so proud of your names? Jack: Do I know my name? Woman: I don't know the name of the old bean rack you ordered! Jack: These two roads are not mine. I am a salesman in a contraceptive factory. Two of them were returned by customers!

Photo reference: It's a dark night in jokes.station/images/starLittle for a month. A woman was waiting for the bus at a suburban station alone. There is a photo reference:. yimg/i/icon/ 16/66。 When she was shocked by the alignment, the bus slowly reached the bus stop on the left and stopped to the left. She shouted! Image reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/65 ... image reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/43 It was bad to tie the bus. The driver and passengers pushed the car up the slope. Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/41No Chest Picture Reference: A school activity center converted from a dormitory in jokes.station/images/starLittleHalf heard that there were many suicides, so it was always gloomy after 9 pm. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/42 One night, Xiaoli suddenly heard some strange sounds. She kept telling herself that it was just an illusion. At this time, the ghost senior who deliberately made strange noises saw Xiaoli unmoved, so he blew and talked to her instead; But Xiaoli still ignored it. Finally, Sister Ghost said, "Xue Mei ... Look! I have no feet ... "Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/42 At this moment, Xiaoli looked up and replied, "Sister Xue ... Look at me, I have no breasts. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/33 Photo reference: jokes.station/images/starLittleHalf, Xiaoming cut through the cemetery. He was a little scared when he heard the knock at the door, but he went on. Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/10 is getting louder and louder, and he is getting more and more scared. Looking back, it turned out that a person was carving a stone tablet ... picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/35 Xiaoming reassured the man and said, "Thank God! Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/17 The man replied, "They carved my name wrong! ! Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/67 Strong vampire drinking tea Photo reference: Three strong vampire drinking tea in a restaurant in jokes.station/images/starLittle ... Photo reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 19 The first strong vampire said, "Boss, I want pig blood cake. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/9 The second vampire said, "Boss, I want duck blood soup. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/2 The third vampire said, "Boss, I want a cup of hot water. Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/3 The other two asked him, "You are a vampire, why do you only drink hot water?" Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/57 The third vampire replied, "Oh, because I found a tea bag in the ladies' room. Image reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/35 Dirty ghost image reference: jokes.station/images/starLittleHalf, a day.

A barber passed by a cemetery.

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He also grabbed the ghost's hand and said, "What a dirty ghost!" "

Hair is not trimmed at all. Picture reference:. How about yimg/i/icon/ 16/26 going to the funeral home? Photo reference: Tianqi, jokes.station/images/starLittle:, can you tell me how to order food at the funeral home? Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/ 1 Jiu Feng: The top floor of this building ~ ~ Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/9 Tianqi: Top floor? It seems to be the head office of HSBC? ... picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/33 Jiu Feng: Jump from the top floor and go to the funeral home! Photo reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/35 gambler goes to the grave Photo reference: One day, jokes.station/images/starLittle's's wife asked the gambler to go to the grave of his dead parents. Just halfway through, his gambling addiction turned into a crime, and then he lit a piece of paper and said, "Mom and Dad, please walk a few more steps, I'm waiting to go back and roll the dice!" " Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/35 soul picture reference: jokes.station/images/starLittle "Do you believe in life after death?" The boss asked one of his employees. Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/10 "Yes, boss." The new employee replied. Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/58 "In this case, things will be easy." Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/43 The boss continued: "Yesterday you asked for leave to attend your grandmother's funeral. After you left, your grandmother came here to see you. " Image reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/41Running around Photo Reference: jokes.station/images/starLittleHalf Yacai found a Taoist priest to pay 1000 for his dead father's original idea, and after bargaining, it was sold for 800 dollars. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/66 When doing something, the Taoist said, "Please go to heaven! Go east. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/65 Yacai asked, "Why not go to the West? "Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/49 Taoist replied: "1000 yuan can go to the Western Heaven. "Yacai only promised to pay 1000 USD. Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/10 At this moment, Yacai heard his father's scolding from the coffin: "I am an unfilial son, running around for just 200 yuan. Photo reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/26 Photo reference: One night in jokes.station/images/starLittleHalf, Mr. Zhang was waiting for a passenger in the street. Soon, a man called his car to the airport. Picture reference:. During Yimg/I/icon/16/11,* * took a red apple and ate it. Seeing her eating one by one, Mr. Zhang couldn't help asking, "Miss, do you like apples very much? * * * A: "Yes! I liked eating apples best before my death. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/35 Mr. Zhang turned blue after hearing this, but * * * continued: "But I don't like it very much after giving birth. Photo reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/42 Starting pitcher Photo reference: jokes.station/images/starLittle's good friends Xiao Ming and Xiao Zhang, who also love baseball, often talk about whether there are baseball teams in the sky. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/2 One day, Xiao Ming died unfortunately. Soon he told Xiao Zhang in his dream: I have good news and bad news for you. Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/3 Chapter: What's the good news? Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/51Xiaoming: Heaven really has a great picture reference. yimg/i/icon/ 16/42。 Xiao Zhang: What's the bad news? Picture reference:. Yimg/i/icon/ 16/50 Xiaoming: You will start next Wednesday! Photo reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/18 Pit and Canal Photo Reference: On a black Friday night in jokes.station/images/starLittle,, Yalin was a little dizzy, and he wanted to take a taxi to call it a day. Photo reference:. Yimg/I/icon/16/10 Suddenly a girl with long hair and no color in her face stopped his car. Yalin thought it wouldn't be those dirty things. So I let her get on the bus with trepidation. When the girl got on the bus, she said she would go to hong kong funeral home, China. Yalin was scared to death and crustily skin of head drove. Picture reference:. After yimg/I/icon/ 16/26 arrived at the destination, the girl disappeared as soon as she got off the bus. Yalin was so scared that she wanted to step on the gas pedal and leave at once. Suddenly, a hand reached into the window and a weak voice said to Yalin: Picture reference:. Yimg/I/icon/ 16/42 "drive! Image reference:. yimg/I/icon/ 16/66

There is no money from the first day to the seventh day of the lunar new year.

One hundred mosquitoes buy white rice.

Eat enough for seven days

I ate all the rice coke and water.

Don't worry, heavy fat leaves! There is no justice.

One day,

Xiaoming asked him about Dida: Dida.

Is Li Bai's D really tied with a white frame? ! Dida: No! ! ! Why don't you ask ge? Xiaoming: Yeah, but was this book written by Li Bai, Brother Taibai? ! (End)

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Young and beautiful, but there is a story that is a true witness of a lawyer. The lawyer hired a beautiful young college graduate as his secretary. On the first day at work, the lawyer asked his secretary to help him fax a document to a friend in the same trade. Ten or twenty minutes later, a friend called his lawyer and said, "Hey, why keep sending faxes?"

Always fax? This is a fax machine. Is there a problem? I have received the fifth copy. When the lawyer went to the secretary's seat to look for her, he saw someone in front of the fax machine, faxing documents. The lawyer is confused. Didn't he say he had received it? He immediately asked, "What are you doing? Secretary: I'm sending a fax, but I can't get there. The file has gone in, but I keep running back from below. Lawyer: "You don't have to go to work tomorrow ..." _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (caller ID) 3. In a historical drama, an actress from Chinese mainland said, "I'm not an ordinary woman, I'm a pager"-in fact, I want to say, "I'm a geisha". 4. There is a mainland woman in my company who is so funny:-1) cold. Don't push me 3) Hug = Newspaper 5. Shit eating road-stone shit road 6. Sir ... let's play "missing" (dice) ... 7. Ask me what I am most afraid of:-"Jane Van" (Sir, do you have anything to eat? ) 1 1. A woman asks for directions: Moriyama. Excuse me, where is the dwarf village? How many passers-by showed up? ..... the original "dwarf village" = g2000! /kloc-It was polite for me to go to McDonald's one morning 0/2.n years ago. I told a woman who sells bags, "No, this is a pork burger. "A woman told me that I had no money when I wanted eggs, and I didn't like pork burgers very much. A woman was so tired that she said, "Do you want eggs? ! I was impatient at first and replied, I don't want eggs, I just want a pork tenderloin burger! Women are more tired. Words: It takes ten minutes to get an egg ... 13. So-and-so wants to buy a TV set in Fengze Electric and asks the salesman: Does this TV set have a TV stand? The salesman is ignorant but great. Madam, I am embarrassed to buy a TV stand. So-and-so left reluctantly Original TV stand = discount 14. This is a bus stop. Everyone is waiting for the bus. One woman asked another, "What happened to Moriyama? Do you have hemorrhoids? " Everyone's head is buried. There was a woman who wanted to ask if you had any loose paper to sing! Octopus was not popular at that time; 15. That's a popular saying among mainland women when they sell game in the street: good order, good eggs and good performances. However, all the speeches of the department are familiar with the mainland ... once I asked him a computer question, and he called me "Y Kick" fiercely, but I didn't know what to say. I was afraid of embarrassment when I asked him, and I was very resistant to the prophet. It turns out that he is a mouse. 18. Our class Chen said, "Tangshan is flooded! Earthquake! What a dark world! " Quot United Nations & quot ......19. In the evening, Ling stayed in a menu and didn't know if there was anything to eat in the brine platter, so a guy replied without any reason: A mouse platter was a mouse goose, and it got mouse eggs, mouse intestines and mouse pig ears. My words: o? Woman: Pants have trouser racks? I really like sunbathing. What do you want? Then a woman touched a pair of pants by herself ... Oh! O team! ..... turn left when you get to this line. I want to ask: pants have pockets! 2 1. My brother works in the Immigration Department. Every day, mainlanders who listen to D say that the ID card is called "new card" and the birth certificate is called "animal card" ... 22. Me: [Blow your head off, Miss ar ~ I want to blow it off! ! ] Miss: [Leave me a message! ! I meant to say ar~~ so he meant to say ~ [blow back] 23. Me: [Miss wants to cut ar] Miss: [Master and I cut like gods] Me: [Miss, I have cut like gods and married] Miss: [No, like gods]

Me: [] Later, I learned for the first time that my department was going to be downgraded ~ ~ 24. Me: [Miss does color ~ ~ and wants to do D-color ar! ! ] Miss: [I want to look like a forest] Me: [o! ! Miss: [it's ar~~] I really want the forest d tree (green).

Set D flower (red), so I gave it a color sample.

The mystery was finally solved ~ ~ It turned out that he wanted to dye (dark blue) ar~~~

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The son inherited his father's business and asked his son to buy grapes. The father was very angry when his son didn't come back for a long time. As soon as his son entered the room, his father slapped him and asked angrily, "Where are the figs?" ? The son said unjustly, "you only asked me to buy grapes, not figs!" "Father scolded:" Idiot, I asked you to do one thing, and my colleagues didn't do two things? One day, his father was ill. He told his son to call a doctor. After a while, the doctor came, followed by a man. The father asked his son, "Who is that?" The son replied, "That's a grave digger." Father flew into a rage and scolded, "Why are you called a grave digger? The son said solemnly, "Isn't it that colleagues must do two things to do one thing?" " 」

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A long time ago, there was an Aberdeen who lived in a cave. Every day, a story was told. O Once upon a time, there was an Aberdeen who lived in a cave and told stories every day. O Once upon a time, there was an Aberdeen who lived in a cave and told a story every day until he laughed.

Once upon a time, there were three shrimps ... ha ... ha ... a bad joke-