Requesting a funny drama script for middle school students

One day, aliens became popular and said they were coming to attack the earth! well! I heard that the weapons and equipment on Mars are very advanced, and the earth may be in trouble. Hey! Don’t jump to conclusions so quickly, it’s not necessarily true! Why? Because the three of them were unlucky enough to meet the four masters and disciples of Tang Monk who were going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. What would be the result? Let’s take a look... (Tang Monk, the four masters and his disciples are walking on the road. Bajie: Oh, Master, you are so stingy. I am even hungry. You still hide the bit of dry food and don’t even give me anything to fill my stomach. I I can't walk anymore. I want to eat pie. I haven't eaten for a long time. Tang Seng (with a teasing expression): Oh, do you want to eat pie? Nope - if you really want to eat it, it will fall from the sky for you to eat! (At this time, the UFO on Mars flew from the sky) Sha Seng (surprised): Master, master, I feel embarrassed to say it, in the sky, (with his finger) there is really a piece of pie flying in the sky, Wukong beat him! Come down (pointing to the sky) (violent scenes, not suitable for children, just imagine... At this time, the UFO fell to the ground. Waiji: Boss, did our spacecraft hit a meteorite? Why did it make a "bang" sound? It fell, oh, my head! It hurts me so much. Wife B: (very stupid): No, no, our spaceship seems to have been hit by something. Boss: (angry) Shuot up! Shut up, don't you see there are a few people over there? Go over and ask them where we are. You know how to talk nonsense after eating all day long. Did your mother give birth to you to waste my food? I didn’t know it was a financial crisis and it was hard to make money! Prices were rising and stocks were falling. It was a waste of my money to hire you two. Oh, forget it, forget it. I’ll go. At this time, Master Tang Seng is here----) Sha Seng (surprised again): Master, Master, I’m a little embarrassed to say it. Three people came out of the big pie. Wukong: Master, it’s so strange. I speculate that this is the so-called alien. All the aliens in the book are like this. Bajie (disappointed): Oh, it turns out it’s not a pie! Tang Seng: Hey, hey! Please be patient. The teacher taught us to be messengers of friendly exchanges. Let's go and have a look. (Walks to the three aliens) Tang Seng: (Smiling) Hello aliens, which planet are you from? Come on, where are you going? Alien: He doesn’t speak and looks at Tang Seng and his disciples.)

Tang Seng thought to himself: If he doesn’t speak, doesn’t he understand? That’s right, he is an alien. Man, I speak English, right? Where are you from? What's...your name?

(The alien is still speechless) Bajie: Master, you spoke English wrong. , how to speak it together with Chinese? You obviously don’t listen to the teacher’s lectures in class!

Sha Seng: Yes, yes, I’m embarrassed to say it, Master, your English is very bad! A few black lines on the head) Tang Seng, shout up, how can you say this to me? I am your master. I paid you to help me learn scriptures, not to teach me. (Then Tang Seng thought: Damn it. You can’t even speak English that is universally accepted. You are such an idiot. You came to Earth and didn’t learn the language of Earth. Alas, try again.) Tang Seng (smiling again): o hai you ke sha yi ma sei (Good morning in Japanese)! ) Aliens...

Tang Seng (continuing to work hard): a na ha sai you (Korean)? (Hello)

The alien boss (finally spoke): Hello! Are you the so-called Tang Monk? Don't bother. I can understand you. I heard that you are very wordy. Now that I see you, you are indeed well-deserved. I admire you. Tang Seng: (angry) You are so rude, how could you say that to me? Am I wordy? snort! Wukong flattens him! Wukong (teasingly): Master, we must be messengers of friendly exchanges! Sha Seng (should know): Master, I’m a little embarrassed to say it, it’s true! Tang Seng (lowered, speechless, depressed!) Boss of aliens: We came this time to occupy Blue Star (Earth) and make Blue Star the world of our Martians.

Tang Seng (surprised): Why? We want to maintain world peace. If you come to attack the earth, be careful and I will sue you at the United Nations Headquarters. Hum (funny). Alien Boss: Oh, why? Did you know? First of all, Blue Star is so beautiful, much better than Mars, and (choking) what kind of financial crisis is going on on Mars now? It’s hard to make money, and tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes often happen... So we want to come to Blue Star to develop New world. Bajie: You don’t know, right? Our earth is also in a financial crisis. Lehman Bank in the United States has collapsed. We also have tsunamis and earthquakes here. So, in a word, the earth is very dangerous, so let’s go back to Mars! Tang Monk and everyone: Yes, yes. Alien A: (Quietly) Boss, I heard that people on earth are very smart. Can we defeat them with just three of us? Alien B: (quieter) Yes, boss, I heard that their highly intelligent people have IQs of over 200. We have to outsmart them, not outnumber them. Boss, think again. Alien Boss: No matter what, no matter what, let’s capture someone to be a hostage first. Aliens A and B: Yes, Boss. As a result, Bajie was taken away. Alien: Boss, test his IQ! Alien B (responding): Yes, yes! Alien Boss: Okay, Mali Mali Ho, open sesame! Alien B: Boss, your spell seems wrong. This is a spell to see how rich he is. Alien Boss: Do you want to take care of it? Tell me, which one is cooler? Alien A: The yard! Alien Boss (to Alien B): Stay in the yard. After a lot of hard work (because the boss always pronounced the wrong spell), Bajie's IQ was finally measured, and it turned out to be - 1. Alien A: Boss, the Blue Star people have low intelligence. There is no need to invade the Blue Star they rule. We should find other planets to invade! We made a mistake in our judgment. Alas, we didn't expect the Blue Star people to be so stupid. Alien boss: Alas, after living on the same planet for several years, I did make some mistakes in judgment. No, I have conquered this Blue Star. Capture that Tang Monk... (Tang Monk was captured) Then, Something bad happened...Tang Seng: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Why are you and two of your men here? Are your parents still alive? Tell me something, I just want to make one more alien friend before the Earth is invaded by Martians. ...So being an alien is the same as being an Earthling. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a Martian, but an Earth Martian (Alien A started to vomit)...Mars Humans and Earthlings are both born from their mothers. The difference is that Earthlings are born from Earthlings, and Martians are born from Martians... Alien B: I can't stand it anymore - Boss, let's go Well, I can't stand this kind of noise. Tang Seng: What's your mother's surname? Alien A: Ah——! (Mental breakdown) If this continues, I will go crazy. Tang Seng is really hopelessly wordy. If everyone on earth is so wordy, I think we are really dead. Maybe it is not us who invade them, but them. Come and attack us. Tang Seng: Look (satisfied) It was you who wanted to capture us just now, and we will capture you in a moment... Look, I was right, you surrender quickly. (At this time, aliens A and B dragged them The boss, who was foaming at the mouth, ran wildly in the direction of the flying saucer) Wow, you're actually faster than me, you guys are really good (the flying saucer took off) - be careful! It's thundering. It's raining. Go home and collect your clothes! In this way, the three aliens who came to invade the earth were told away by Tang Seng... Sha Seng: Master, I'm a little embarrassed to say it. You are really wordy, but you are really awesome! Wukong: Master! If we hadn't been with you for a long time and got used to it, maybe we would be worse than them? Maybe I have hanged myself now. Did you learn your eloquence from Wei? Is it Jiuheng? Or defend the country? ah? Tang Seng: (depressed!) I am self-taught, isn’t that okay? Wei, they are just small cases to me. Bajie: Master, I'm hungry. Stop working and give me something to eat. Tang Seng: Let’s go and ask the director for candy.