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"Itinerant Prosecution Team" takes stock of jokes: From the ups and downs of the unlucky bear's official career, laugh at the ups and downs of life

"Itinerant Inspection Team" has come to an end, but the aftertaste is endless. Feng Lei, who plays Xiong Shaofeng, is exactly the one planted by the director. However, this thunder did not bring disaster, but brought unexpected surprises to the audience. Little Bear's "embarrassing" and naive attitude, the jokes he buried turned into thunder of laughter, exploding like fireworks, creating a new atmosphere for the New Year.

As a veteran actor with more than 25 years of acting experience, Feng Lei is called a "drama burden" by the industry. In the drama "In the Name of the People", he once played the villain role of Zhao Ruilong, which is still deeply remembered by everyone. With this "bad impression" when watching "Inspection Team", some people preconceived the idea and labeled Xiaoxiong as a "bad guy". " label, on the contrary, labeled Wu Qiang in "Water Margin" as a "good guy".

Everything is difficult at the beginning, and Little Bear is in trouble when he opens the door.

This pit was prepared by the director team, but Xiao Xiong was willing to keep his head high and kept making progress.

Everyone else is here to act, only Little Bear is here to be upset.

We laugh at the "ulterior motives" of the director team, starting from the four stages of starting, inheriting, transferring and combining, to start the journey of bear abuse and open up the bag of jokes.

People can’t help but wonder:

Could it be that Little Bear is playing cross-border?

As expected, Little Bear is playing cross-border.

As everyone knows, he accidentally fell into the water.

Xiao Xiong has been able to maneuver both sides of the political spectrum and in the self-media world. He is a prosecutor and an internet celebrity.

In the face of his leaders, he was good at flattering him, which made his leaders praise him, and then he was successfully promoted to Deputy Procurator-General of the People's Procuratorate of Chengzhou City.

Little Bear has been promoted!

People feel refreshed when happy events occur, and the spring breeze glows with pride.

Hi! Congratulations, brother, and a treat.

In the political circles of Shanghai: He is labeled as a "good old man" all over his body.

Facing his subordinate and friend Luo Xinran: He often imparts his experience of laziness and neglect of government; he makes mistakes and occasionally blames them.

Little Bear has two good friends by his side: one friend, Chen Mingzhong, can be "candid with each other", and the other friend, Deng Yaoxian, is "duplicitous".

Two departments: Joy and encouragement: Xiao Xiong wisely led the team to make the prison guards and the procuratorate live in harmony, and the conflicts decreased sharply. The two departments were supposed to supervise each other and have conflicting functions, but on the contrary, they became living in harmony.

Hello, hello, everyone! So happy.

Little Xiong has been in officialdom for many years, but he doesn’t know that the “honest man” in his heart, Director Xian, and the good leader Wu Qiang, together with his friend Luo Jinsong from the prison, spent five years carefully refining it for him. A big pot was named for him: Swish Stick.

An unfounded crime was quietly made.

Big Brother Jianghu - Throwing the Stick

Little Bear, the "throwing stick", has never thrown the stick, but always gets beaten with the stick.

Feng Sen was working as an undercover agent. In order to grab business, the brokers competed for "Dui Gun" to be their eldest brother. What's ridiculous is that from the beginning to the end, Little Bear didn't know that there were so many younger brothers who would follow him to the death.

There should be some background music from "Young and Dangerous" here.

"Brother Haonan" Little Bear appeared in his mind with a bunch of unknown younger brothers.

Little Bear fans are everywhere.

These are all Zhui Gun’s subordinates, and Zhui Gun doesn’t even know.

Do you think it’s ridiculous?

Little Bear: Who is following me?

The imperial envoy arrived, and "throwing the stick" took the blame

As a prosecutor, Xiao Xiong interrogated "Zheng Tianming, the big head" in a serious and serious manner. When Feng Sen revealed his true identity It was an imperial envoy. Little Bear still couldn't believe it and carefully verified it.

In Feng Sen’s WeChat group, the voice of Zhang Youcheng, secretary of the Political and Legal Committee, appeared.

It was too late, but it was too soon. The little bear turned his face faster than turning the page of a book, and suddenly had a flattering look on his face. No matter how short the little bear's tail is, it still shakes wildly. Why did it shake ten thousand and one times? Don’t be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of what happens! What if you offend the imperial envoy and keep wearing your little shoes? The little bear's ability to flatter is not unfounded. He actually changed seats with the imperial envoy and sat on the suspect's interrogation chair, smiling and fawning over the imperial envoy Feng Sen.

This is all caused by the damn desire for survival, who says it isn’t?

Xiong Shaofeng survives in the officialdom, improves his skills, and gets extra points for his performances.

Starting from Feng Senliang’s identity as an imperial envoy, Xiong Shaofeng’s Jiugongge emoticons began to change one by one:

Nervous and stunned – uneasy – finding out the truth – changing his face and praising – smiling happily – - Turning enemies into friends - Flattery - Flattery - Selling humiliation for glory

Little Bear's nickname of stick-throwing appeared. Feng Sen and Fang Xiaoling broke the shell and played truth or dare to get a confession: Xiao Xiong was Huang Sihai's insider. Wu Qiang, however, forcibly turned off the speaker. Director Xian, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, pretended to doze off, but woke up at the critical moment. But the little bear was kept in the dark, and the invisible pot was stuck to his back.

Xiong: What is the new arrival of Feng Sen? Here I am, monk Zhang Er, confused!

Wu: The pot has quietly stuck to the bear's back.

Xian: Okay.

Little Bear values ??peace, but is used as a "throwing stick" to hit and warn

In order to prevent the year-end bonus from being deducted, prison officials of all sizes ask Little Bear for help. Little Bear arranged the dinner and acted as peacemaker, sending Luo Xinran to trick Feng Sen into attending. Little Bear intends to help the prison guard leader make peace with Feng Sen and win over Feng Sen at the same time.

All I saw was that Little Bear led a group of "good friends", dressed in Mandarin social style, giving a warm welcome; with a flattering look on his face, nodding, bowing, and wearing a high hat...

< p> However, a Hongmen banquet was rejected by Feng Sen in public. The scene of a large-scale official feud was extremely embarrassing.

Little Bear: Feng Sen, this is too disrespectful to Little Bear! Little Bear is doing it for your own good!

In order to ease the conflict and eliminate the embarrassment, Little Bear chased out and told Feng Sen:

Don’t offend others and make enemies everywhere; you should be merciful and tolerant, and be accommodating.

However, Feng Sen gave him a wake-up call: The higher-ups are going to investigate you, so you can take care of yourself and wish you good luck.

Like a bolt from the blue, the little bear was so frightened that he was confused: Did I step on thunder? My little bear admits that he never dares to cross the thunder pool, so why did he step on the thunder? Don't fool me!

The little bear, marching boldly and proudly as if he would not recognize his relatives, fought back.

He satirized Feng Sen and used chicken feathers as his sword to show off his official power.

But Feng Sen responded with evidence: The click-through rate of the famous host Li Bingqian is less than half of yours. Do you have good looks? Do you have content?

Little Bear shows his personal charm: Is Little Bear cute? It’s so rare to attract people! Are you jealous?

Feng Sen once again gave an in-depth answer. Little Bear was thoughtful and seemed to understand.

Little Bear invited Mr. Feng to come to the car for a secret talk. When Mr. Feng said something, Little Bear felt like "fetching water from fifteen buckets, up and down."

After being reminded, Xiao Xiong reflected on the problems he had when handling the Huang Sihai case.

She regretted that she had failed to control her tongue and asked Luo Xinran to cut off the sentence and commute Huang Sihai's sentence. Little Bear slapped him hard in the mouth.

Zheng Shuangxue bullies Xiao Xiong's status as a stick-thrower, which looks more and more like

Zheng Shuangxue bullies Xiao Xiong again and again, forcing Xiao Xiong to do things. Xiao Xiong maintained the image of a good old man, adhered to his principles on the surface, and eagerly tried to commute Huang Sihai's sentence, which touched the bottom line of prosecutors' strict enforcement of law.

Zheng Shuangxue, who "didn't break the law" and "didn't let you violate the principles" to commute Huang Sihai's sentence, was actually passing the buck.

Illegal operations are inherently illegal and violate principles.

Once the incident happens, Zheng Shuangxue will definitely not take the blame.

However, Xiao Xiong agreed and would go along with the situation and reduce the sentence.

The little bear was confused again.

It is wrong to use public power for private purposes.

"Good old people" cannot do it casually.

At critical moments, you should find the leader.

Follow Secretary Zhang stands in line!

"God is not good at it." His "dead enemy" Feng Sen, a nine-turn fat man, used counterintuitive tactics.

Feng Sen’s words, without moving a single soldier, can stir up a thousand waves with one stone.

Feng Sen: Then play music, then dance...

The little bear's trajectory has undergone a major change: he is exhausted, bumping into walls everywhere, and covered with bruises. Little Bear was turned on to the "unlucky bear" mode by Feng Sen.

"Unlucky Bear" 1: Little Bear's Unlucky Day

First of all, when he heard that Feng Sen had broken up the commutation alliance, he was frightened on the road and surrounded by dangers.

Secondly, Chang Zilong went to Shen Guangshun's house to cause trouble, causing Shen Guangshun to throw stones at the car and sprain his waist.

Once again, he came to the massage club. The store deliberately appointed a "store treasure" to deal with the anti-pornography faction. The moment the store's treasure pressed its hand, Little Bear's nightmare began again:

Alas! When a bear is unlucky, his teeth will become clogged even if he drinks cold water.

A body full of bear bones, just crushed to pieces.

Feng Sen is not trying to create momentum, but he is clearly committing evil.

Who is it? While tapping the barrage, did you laugh out loud?

Sorry, Bear.

We...can't help it!

"Unlucky Bear" 2: Ten million came, and the little bear was stunned.

"The house leaked and it rained all night, and the boat happened to have a strong wind." Deng Yaoxian told Zheng Shuangxue that Xiao Xiong had embezzled 10 million. Zheng Shuangxue appointed Secretary Chen to verify with Xiao Xiong. Little Bear and his secretary came to the beach together, but not to catch the sea. In order to extract a confession, Secretary Chen even "destroyed his reputation" by taking off his clothes again and again to prove that he did not hide any eavesdropping devices.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces...

Oh my God! O earth! No matter what Little Bear says, Secretary Chen will believe it!

Stop taking it off! He was left in just his underwear. I really can’t bear to look at it!

The little bear went crazy when he was questioned:

He swore: he would be killed by the waves, the tortoise would be eaten, and the crabs would dismember him...

He I swear on my own life and that of my family that there will be no corruption.

Secretary Chen cried,

Little Bear also cried.

The whole screen was filled with laughter.

"Unlucky Bear" 3: The pot is coming!

Li Dayan confirmed that Xiong Shaofeng was a stick-thrower.

Li Dayan’s clues have become another weight in the evidence of Xiao Xiong’s crime.

Too scheming, Li Dayan’s sinister eyebrows and rat eyes are seriously inconsistent with his name.

This clue is obviously fake, and it’s a trick for Little Bear!

"Unlucky Bear" 4: The blame comes from the leader

Zheng Shuangxue forced the little bear to do things again and let him take the blame. Zheng Shuangxue deliberately peeled an apple and let the little bear eat it. The little bear ate obediently, and Zheng Shuangxue started to talk: Where is your money? Little Bear said half of it stupidly before he realized that he shouldn't have said it. Zheng Shuangxue made a detour: All human sins are caused by the first bite of an apple. Zheng Shuangxue hinted to him that since he could commute Huang Sihai's sentence for the first time, applying for parole would not be a problem. You’ve already taken the first bite of the apple, do you still care about the second bite? I have never asked you to break the law or violate principles. You do everything yourself.

Little Bear: The poison apple is coming! Sister Xue, let me work informally in a serious manner.

The little bear is in trouble.

"Unlucky Bear" 5: Little Bear takes the blame

Luo Xinran revealed Li Dayan's correction to Little Bear, and Little Bear looked upright and didn't care. Because, Little Bear knows very well that it is all a false accusation.

Little Bear can also blame others. He passed the blame to Luo Xinran, and Luo Xinran was happy to take the blame. Sure enough, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Later, after an investigation of Luo Xinran by the Discipline Inspection Commission and Supervision Team, it was proved that Luo Xinran was taking the blame for Xiaoxiong.

Rumors may not be groundless.

Little Bear didn’t even check who was harming him.

The little bear is like meat on the chopping board, ready to be slaughtered.

Little Bear, please be more careful!

"Unlucky Bear" 6: It is difficult for the little bear to throw the pot away, Wuqiang Pressure Cooker

However, the pot is stuck to the body, even if I want to throw it away, I can't!

The Discipline Inspection Commission working group came, Director Xian deliberately reported the matter (delivered a pot), and Wu Qiang directly delivered a pressure cooker.

On the surface, Wu Qiang was issuing a warning, but in fact, he was hinting that he should take the blame.

A dignified deputy prosecutor turned out to be so decadent.

It’s all the fault of the stickman. Who is the stickman? I'm not!

No one can understand the cry from the bottom of Little Bear’s heart.

Little Bear knew in his heart that he had made a mistake in commuting his sentence, but he still didn’t understand what his problem was. He came to the multi-purpose hall to reflect and met Feng Sen by chance.

Feng Sen stated that the reason why he sowed a wedge between Xiao Xiong and Huang Sihai was to save Xiao Xiong. And Xiao Xiong should have stepped out of the illusion of the online world, returned to reality, and done practical things for the people in the spirit of politics and law.

"Unlucky Bear" 7: 10 million has arrived, Xiao Xiong was arrested for the first time

Xiao Xiong remembered what Feng Sen told him about the phenomenon of profit distribution among Bouli.com accounts. Wearing sunglasses, he went to banks and Internet cafes. Finally, with the help of the Internet cafe's network administrator, he opened the account of "Xiong Jianweiwu". On the surface, he didn't care, thinking that the Polish currency was not worth much, but inside he was panicking. In order to know how much it would cost after cashing out, the network administrator checked it for him. Clicking "Withdraw Cash", Little Bear experienced the domineering power of "Xiong Jian Mighty" for the first time, and actually made a profit of more than 10 million. The little bear was stunned and dumbfounded.

Little Bear: What? How about withdrawing money with just one pia? I'm so stupid, let me forget it!

On the other side, the disciplinary inspection team discovered more than 10 million in income and rushed to the procuratorate.

Little Bear tried to ask Lu Chunyang to return the more than 10 million, but Lu Chunyang took out an agreement stamped with Little Bear's seal and refused to take it back!

Xiao Xiong found Director Xian to verify the seal. Director Xian directly betrayed him and handed the phone call he made to the disciplinary inspection team.

Xiao Xiong was taken to the detention room by the disciplinary inspection team for various examinations and interrogations.

Little Bear spends his days like this: Thinking about Xiong’s life, the road is long and long, and I will search up and down.

The little bear has been trapped, can my friend An survive alone? Luo Xinran accidentally discovered Deng Yaoxian's conspiracy at the meeting site at the resort.

This little bear’s friend, Deng Yaoxian, accidentally stepped on a thunder and was instantly blown up into the sky. A large truck sped past and was reduced to rubble in seconds.

"Unlucky Bear" 8: Little Bear has been released - congratulations

After repeated rounds of questioning by the disciplinary inspection team, Little Bear still stated that he was framed and framed, and he really did not know it. That thing about more than 10 million bribes.

The working team released the little bear, but the little bear was stunned.

Because the disciplinary inspection working group has always been like this: the cross-examination is like an overwhelming force, and the flow is endless. I wish I could use both my hands and feet to express my grievances with all my strength. However, this time, I just asked him a few simple questions and asked him to go back and think about it carefully.

What’s funny is that the disciplinary inspection team: came and went without a trace, walking like a gust of wind. With a whoosh, the building was empty. Little Bear chases me out and we can talk about fifty cents, okay? However, no one paid any attention to him.

I could only hear the sound of myself pacing back and forth, echoing in the building.

These days, Little Bear faces the wall alone, with no one to talk to him. Only when the disciplinary inspection team came, they questioned me repeatedly. However, at this moment, the discipline inspector no longer "talks" to himself.

The little bear felt the horror of despair. He wants to leave, but he doesn't dare. Why hasn't the matter been explained clearly yet? No results?

He saw no way out, no hope or hope.

His eyes were full of gloom, as if in a mist, making the sky and the earth unable to respond.

A bunch of question marks linger around the little bear, following him like a shadow and unable to get rid of it.

Little Bear, lonely and cold...

When he was feeling depressed and helpless, the policeman in charge of custody, dressed in black, strode to the interrogation room and asked him to Get out of here. On the contrary, he was afraid. If I didn't leave, I would have to think about it carefully. I don't agree with your plan to convict you like this. The policeman in black said that he could go home, but he actually needed to react for a moment. Was this because he had suppressed the naughty child to the point of short-circuiting his brain? The brain's reaction is so slow.

I don’t know whether you laughed or not; but I really laughed.

Little Bear tells us a truth: we must never give in to difficulties.

This is just an experience in life. Getting out is victory, and not being able to get out is "desperate situation".

Only when Little Bear met Zhang Youcheng did he realize that he had been deliberately framed by Deng Yaoxian, and his friend Deng Yaoxian had been silenced.

Little Bear finally returned to work.

"Unlucky Bear" 9: The pot is here again! Little Bear was arrested again

At this time, Zhang Youcheng, Feng Sen, and Bian Guoli, the trio's plan to "lead the snake out of its hole" has spread the net. Feng Sen and Zhang Youcheng used themselves as bait, and Huang Yuhong, Wu Qiang, Xian Youwen, Luo Jinsong... all couldn't sit still.

Huang Yuhong also came to the government office and reported with his real name that Xiao Xiong once asked him for a bribe of more than 10 million yuan. Chen Mingzhong, who absconded with 30 million bribes, was the secretary introduced to Zhang Youcheng by Xiao Xiong. Zhang Youcheng was "investigated".

Xiao Xiong and Luo Xinran caught the current situation of "Luo Jinsong passing news to Huang Sihai in the cafeteria" together. Luo Jinsong said back: "The one who throws the stick is Deputy Prosecutor Xiong." This time, the little bear was irritated: "Who are you? You can bully someone by yourself?"

You can't do it with a sheep, right? However, this is exactly the case.

The brokers formed a group and went crazy to pick out bear hair.

Wu Qiang came to the office and announced the news of the real-name report. With Luo Jinsong's report, he was ready to investigate Xiao Xiong.

Now, everything is ready, all that is left is physical evidence or personal testimony.

Director Xian is a fox in sheep's clothing. He brings home-cooked food to persuade the little bear to surrender.

Although Little Bear is honest, he is not that stupid, so of course he refuses to admit it.

The blame-shifting group led by Wu Qiang implemented a double insurance plan prepared five years ago: the club lockers were filled with cash and letters.

The ultimate goal: to make Little Bear a real "stick dumper" and let him take the blame for everything.

I originally thought I could hide it for a long time, but I never thought that the situation would develop so quickly, leaving no time for the blame-shifting group to escape. Several people hurriedly accepted the challenge, but encountered a powerful enemy "Feng Bianzhang Combination". Wu Qiang's blame-shifting combination was unprepared.

Feng Sen was as meticulous as a hair and had a keen eye, and found the loophole with 150,000 mobile funds. Wu Qiang's blame-shifting combination was arrested.

"Unlucky Bear" 10: The comeback against the wind finally comes to light, and the little bear escapes from bad luck

With the arrest of Wu Qiang's blame-shifting combination, the fake "stick-throwing" bear is released! The grievances are cleared and the people see the light of day again. So happy!

The little bear takes the blame again and again. Why? Just because Little Bear is very busy.

He is mainly busy doing three major things: live broadcasting "The Power of Bear Examination" on Huang Yuhong's Bobo.com self-media, conducting legal propaganda, and finding a sense of presence in front of the masses; assisting the leader's wife Zheng Shuangxue in doing things: helping Huang Sihai’s sentence is commuted or paroled; he assists the disciplinary inspection working group and accepts review.

Little Bear was supposed to be looking for clues in the "9.30 Murder Case", but we saw that he was just going through the motions and perfunctory. In Little Bear's own words, he delayed the imperial envoy.

Although he has a PhD from the University of Political Science and Law, long-term inertia has caused him to lose the keen intuition of a prosecutor. Little Bear didn't know where the pot came from, and he didn't understand the new ways of bribery on the Internet in the new era of Boba.com. He even gave an important private item like a seal to Director Xian for safekeeping.

On the contrary, even his subordinate Luo Xinran did not believe in his fiancé Deng Yaoxian, so he followed every step and boldly sought verification.

Like a frog boiled in warm water, the little bear has no sense of crisis and no insight. Unknowingly, he fell into the other party's trap, the other party's cauldron, waiting for the other party to boil him until he died.

If Feng Sen hadn’t given him a hand, his fate would have been doomed.

Feng Sen and Luo Xinran welcomed the little bear. Feng Sen apologized and Xiao Xiong thanked him.

Seeing this scene, I was moved to tears, and suddenly remembered the lyrics: This bow, the spring breeze is proud to meet a close friend, generous in protecting the country and the country, making contributions and displaying talents, loyal and courageous, life and death. Change...

After this battle, Little Bear gains a true friend Feng Sen, and a revolutionary friendship is established.

Little Bear’s life is full of ups and downs. Feng Lei acted well and the director set it up wonderfully!

Some people say that the fate of the bear character is tragic. However, everyone knows that it is the bear that brings good fortune to everyone.

Some people said, please forgive me for laughing out loud like a silver bell unkindly. Unexpectedly, you also expressed the aspirations of many viewers.

See your friends clearly through ups and downs, and see yourself clearly through great joy and sorrow.

Little Bear, a "good old guy", has many friends, but how many of them are sincere?

Deng Yaoxian was the person lurking around him to harm him; his leader Wu Qiang solemnly designed him to take the blame, and the "honest man" Xian Youwen took his trust and stamped his seal on the agreement. The evidence of his bribery is solid; Luo Jinsong once exchanged glasses with Little Bear at the dinner table, and they were just fair-weather friends, hypocritical...

On the contrary, Little Bear has always regarded him as Feng Sen, the enemy, repeatedly reminded Xiao Xiong that "loyal words may be harsh to the ears but helpful to the deeds" until he helped Xiao Xiong clear his grievances and he was able to see the light again. Of course, there is also Luo Xinran, his "good buddy" who often takes the blame for him and can be called his confidante. If you can have such a close friend in life, what more can you ask for?

When you are happy in life, it is easy for others to make you better.

However, it is difficult to expect others to help you when you are at a low point in life.

In the ups and downs of life, it is so important to clearly see the existence of friends and recognize who is good and who is bad.

Life is a process in which time reveals the truth. Those things that sink to the bottom of the lake will never be known;

And those things that surface, once fished out , you can see clearly whether it is good or bad.

In life, ups and downs, ups and downs are normal.

Let me ask, whose life is always straight?

Of course, no one’s life is always full of twists and turns.

Therefore, a curved life is perfect.

In life, do not be afraid of the difficulties and setbacks that occur in life, and bravely overcome all sorrows.

Pull out those thorns that appear in your life, and then heal them, which will become a stepping stone for your growth.

Life is like a chess game, you know how to advance and how to retreat.

Life is like a journey against the odds, you and I are both on the same journey.

Let us quietly realize,

shake off the dust of the years,

see the original intention,

keep it.

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