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The Story of Dinosaur Kindergarten —— Self-introduction
Look! Lei Long's mother came with little Lei Long, and little Lei Long seemed a little embarrassed. As soon as he saw the T-Rex teacher, he stopped and refused to go forward. Teacher Tyrannosaurus Rex smiled and said "Good morning" and walked over. She gently touched little Lei Long's head and said, "Hello! I'm teacher Tyrannosaurus Rex. Can you tell the teacher your name? " Her gentle voice made little Lei Long feel very kind. He was no longer so nervous and afraid, and whispered, "Teacher, my name is little Lei Long."
Lei Long's mother left safely. Little Lei Long followed Tyrannosaurus Rex into the classroom and sat down. There is a voice outside the door. Who will be the second child? Wow, it was Triceratops and Stegosaurus. They are good friends, so they came hand in hand. "Good morning, teacher!" They loudly told T-Rex that they didn't look nervous at all, which made Lei Long very envious.
The teacher asked them to sit together. Next, Xiao Jialong, Xiao Accessory Dragon, Xiao Duckbilled Dragon, Xiao Fulong and thief Egg Dragon came to the classroom one after another.
Teacher Tyrannosaurus Rex saw everyone here. She cleared her throat and said, "Welcome all children to the kindergarten! From today, I will be your teacher! Now we are going to start our class. What about the first class? I want every child to introduce himself so that teachers and classmates can get to know you better, ok? "
"Good ... good ..." The little dinosaur's voice was not neat.
"Then who will come first?" The teacher looked at everyone with expectant eyes.
The straightforward little Triceratops raised his hand and said loudly, "I'll go first!" " "
The teacher took the lead in applauding him.
"My name is Triceratops. Although I look fierce, I have a good temper! I have three horns on my head, which my mother says are weapons to protect us. I have a big appetite, so I'm a little fat. Don't laugh at me! " He said, scratching his head shyly.
"Very well, triceratops students introduced very well! Guess who is the second classmate who introduced himself? " The teacher said happily.
Probably inspired by his good friend Triceratops, Xiao Stegosaurus couldn't wait to stand up: "Teacher, I'm coming!" "
"Hello, my name is stegosaurus. See the bone plate on my back? This is my most obvious feature! These bone plates can help me regulate my body temperature. There are still some spikes on my tail, so be careful not to touch them! I have a good temper, too I'm a little stupid. My mother said it was because our heads were small. My favorite food is the young leaves of cycads and ferns ... well, that's it! "
Everyone's applause rang involuntarily.
Then Xiao Jialong introduced himself: "Hello everyone, I am Ankylosaurus. He is covered with heavy bone armor and has a big drum hammer on his big tail. These are my weapons to protect myself. I am short, so I like eating plants on the ground, and I also like sleeping on the grass. I hope everyone can become good friends with me. "
Then the little chubby dragon: "I am a chubby dragon. I have a thick skull. I rely on it to protect me, but for a while I thought it was ugly ..."
The teacher said gently, "We can't decide our looks, but you have to believe that what you have is the best."
The little swollen-headed dragon nodded gratefully: "Well, teacher, I know."
Then the platypus stood up and said, "Hello! My name is hadrosaur. Look, is my mouth like a duck's? Let me tell you a secret. I have more than two thousand teeth. I have big eyes, but I have no weapons to protect myself. Sometimes I really envy that swollen-headed dragon! "
After listening to everyone's self-introduction, Lei Long Jr. finally stopped being shy. He got up the courage and stood up: "Hello everyone! I have a long neck and tail. Although I am very old, I was very nervous when I came here just now. Fortunately, because of my teacher and you, I am not so nervous ... thank you! "
Teachers and classmates gave him applause of approval and encouragement.
"Everyone says it's great. I am very happy to be your teacher! Next is free time! " As soon as the teacher finished speaking, everyone laughed and shouted and ran to the playground. Look! How happy they are!
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