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Dally with history: there were also good men in ancient times who would rather offend the emperor than marry a mistress.

Dally with history: there were also good men in ancient times who would rather offend the emperor than marry a mistress. Release date: 20 17 1 1.8. Source: It has a long history. Click: In modern dictionaries, it seems natural for men to be lewd. For example, women complain that believing this man's mouth, sows can climb trees. What men say, such as, of course, only love you for life, is quite unreliable. When the time is right, men will shake the dust on their shoulders and shout that I want to fly higher. So someone joked: Now that the second child is released, when can the second room be released? Of course, this is a joke.

But in ancient times, the marriage law seems to stipulate the privilege that modern men dream of, namely, three wives and four concubines. But in such a relaxed environment, some people stand outside the stream and proudly say, I am not like this. For example, Yan Ying is one of them.

Yan Ying, we need to introduce him. This is a very arrogant figure in history. There is an evaluation in the history books: the monarch can be righteous and the people can rely on it. No amount of arrogance can hide his natural defect: ugliness. However, this guy's ugliness is not all written on his face, but on his feet. What do you mean? Very short, surprisingly short.

Of course, because Yan Ying is short and ugly, she is often rejected. For example, there is a famous bridge in our modern textbooks, which is called Yan Zi's Mission to Chu. The beauty lies in the fact that the Chu people lack Yan Zi, and the Chu people delay Yan Zi at the city gate. You see, Chu people are so unkind. Because he is ugly, he directly attacks people and digs a dog hole for people to drill.

However, this Yan Ying brother is ugly, but his ugliness is honest. Especially in personal love life. For example, Yan Zi recorded a story in the Spring and Autumn Period: One day, Qi Jinggong visited Yan Ying's house and saw his wife spoiled, old and ugly. He quietly took the hand of the old man and said, "Ai Qing, you have worked hard. Let's get rid of this old lady. I have a beautiful daughter my age. Why don't I fill your inner room? "

Look, Qi Jinggong is a leader, which is good. Ordinary subordinates must be very grateful to the leaders for their meticulous care. But we Yan Ying are by no means ordinary people. He flatly refused and said, "I appreciate your kindness, master, but the old lady in this family is a little ugly." I am used to it, but my heart is not practical. "Qi Jinggong is a wise man. Since people have feelings, they don't insist, so much for matchmaking.

Coincidentally, there are honest people like Yan Ying, and.

For example, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was an official named Hong Song, and this was the case. However, unlike Yan Ying, the Book of the Later Han Dynasty described Hong Song as "a powerful tool that many ministers can't match". There is no doubt that this is a template for a standard handsome man. Moreover, this gentleman is also a moral model. Come on, who doesn't like such a high-quality man?

Coincidentally, Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu had a younger sister named Liu Huang, and her husband had just died. Dead husband, don't be a widow, but our Liu Huang just doesn't like loneliness and has to introduce himself to his brother. Liu Xiu doesn't really want to say yes, but she feels that she has lost her role in this matter, but she can't stop her indecision. She picked up the list of subordinate flowers, pointed out her hand and circled Hong Song.

But by then, Hong Song had a wife. I'm afraid it's hard to say. So, Liu Xiu took the opportunity of the royal forensic doctor to call her sister and hide behind the screen. Then she called Hong Song to the office, pulled down the curtain and said half jokingly, "Ai Qing, I am very lonely today. I want to discuss something with you. People are also interesting. When you are developed, you will gradually drift away and often change your circle of friends. There are a few stinky money at home, and I often have to change friends. " Actually, it's vulgar, but it's right. Well, you can't be too bad to yourself.

Hong Song is a clever man. It is estimated that the emperor was busy setting a blind date for the princess before, and he also heard some wind. Then he said seriously, Your Majesty, I know you are joking. It is said that humble friends never forget, and wives who share weal and woe never leave. Can we still talk? Liu Xiu paused for a moment, then smiled awkwardly. "Odbo, after all these years, you still have no sense of humor." A few commonplaces, such as off the Hong Song. Then she pulled her sister hard and said, it's yellow, and this one is yellow.

Text: White Horse Junyi