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Truth or Dare Rape Reply - Part 1

1. When your enemy goes to the toilet and can't come out without paper, what should you do - give it to him A roll of transparent tape

2. Your ex is getting married, are you willing to attend her wedding? ——I just want to attend Ya’s funeral!

3. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won’t let you go unless he sings, what will you sing? ——The song of a hero. . .

4. Seriously, have you ever had plastic surgery? ——My belly is swollen. . .

5. What would you do if your love rival fell into the water? - Pee. . .

6. Do you think you look better in person or in photos? ——It looks good with the lights off. . .

7. If you have freckles, high myopia, a pie face, elephant legs, and a thick waist, who would you choose to be your wife? ——I will choose a man. . .

8. My father suddenly said to me that I am richer than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? ——It’s time to take medicine

9. Do men who smoke have a smell, or men who drink have a smell? ——Some people don’t take a shower. . .

10.13 children share 9 oranges. How to divide them fairly? ——Strangle four to death!

11. What do you struggle with every day? --constipate. . .