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1, I went out for breakfast the other day, asked for a cage of steamed buns, and decided to score four or six points. We all want each other to eat six. Finally, I coaxed her into eating six, and insisted that I had destroyed six. After returning home, she picked up the snacks I bought for her, and the speed and quantity surprised me. That's a fast food for seven days. After I straightened my chin, I protested strongly: You are too powerful. You just ate six steamed stuffed buns. How much can you eat? She winked cunningly and said proudly, Look, if you don't do something, you won't tell the truth! I ... I ... I'm speechless.
I took her hand for a walk after dinner last night. She stood still and had to let me drag her away. I tickled her, and her branches shook with laughter. I guess she was dizzy with laughter. She actually said such a sentence: you are holding a puppy! I thought she was trying to take advantage of me, but she said the opposite and made me laugh. Realize that you are wrong, and quickly correct it: wrong, wrong, the puppy is holding you! As a result ... I ... laughed earth-shattering Ha ha.
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