Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Please give me a classic quote: Your woman has been slept with by others, so don’t laugh at second-hand goods. . . That's probably what it means, it's quite classic and philosophical.

Please give me a classic quote: Your woman has been slept with by others, so don’t laugh at second-hand goods. . . That's probably what it means, it's quite classic and philosophical.

"Did you hear that? My husband is not at home.

Then the girl shouted loudly, let me go up and have a look, come up quickly!"

Heard After saying this, the male colleague suddenly felt red in the face and was about to call the girl on the balcony. On the left is the kitchen. If my husband is here, I will ask him to come down and move it; if he is not here, then I have to trouble you to help me move it up. "

After a while.

It made it difficult for the male colleagues to go up in front of everyone!"

Because she was on the fifth floor, and MM was standing in front of her house I shouted down from the balcony: "Come up here, hurry up!"

I was so ashamed at that time... I was so angry that my blood rushed to my heart. I picked up the rice and ran to the stairs. I will let you go when I'm done. Seize the time and go in. At the last moment in the corridor, I heard the girl upstairs shouting again. The male colleague didn't hear it and didn't respond: "Hey! My husband is not at home. He made a trumpet shape with his hands and put it to his mouth and shouted louder, come up quickly!" "

As soon as these words came out, the neighbors were alarmed. Everyone ran to the balcony to watch and couldn't leave.

M thought that the other party did not hear clearly. Just as he took out his mobile phone, MM made a trumpet shape with his hands again:

"You don't need to call your wife, I opened the door. The female colleague has the strength to It’s too small to move, so I asked my male colleague to help her take it back downstairs. I don’t know, I’ll give you another one

The misunderstanding that my husband is not at home

[Dirty Joke]

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The unit issued a After receiving a carton of milk and a bag of Thai fragrant rice, I immediately passed out: "When you enter the door, remember that the bedroom is on the right.

She said to her male colleague: "Wait for me downstairs