Pupils joke and explain clearly what truth is.

1. In Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to make sentences "all over the world". Xiao Ming wrote: "We played football in the playground and accidentally kicked it into the ditch, resulting in mud everywhere." My daughter failed in the exam. My father said positively, "I can believe one thing-I can tell from your grades that you didn't cheat in the exam." Daughter: "It's not that I didn't cheat, but that I didn't succeed." 3. One day, take the children to play in the mountains. Children are running around in the mountains. I was afraid that the child was in danger, so I frightened him and said, "Don't run around, or there will be ghosts here to eat people." The child immediately replied: "I am not afraid of ghosts. The uncles and aunts next door call you gamblers; Mother calls me a child; Grandma called grandpa a heavy smoker; Mom calls you a slacker; You said mom was a dead fool. I deal with ghosts every day, and I am afraid of ghosts! " 4. My daughter is clamoring to buy sportswear on the grounds that she can wear it in the morning run. Dad said, "Why do you have to buy sportswear? Wearing school uniforms, the same is true for morning running. " The daughter said, "How can it be the same? Running in a school uniform, others don't know that I am working out, and I thought I was going to be late for school! " Dad said: "Science and technology have developed rapidly, and human beings have realized their desire to land on the moon." After listening, the son said, "I want to climb the sun when I grow up." Dad said, "The sun is so hot that people can't go up at all." The son smiled: "Dad is so stupid, won't I go at night?" 6. Son: Dad, why are the Japanese devils on TV so stupid? Dad: Because they are Japanese! Son: Then why do we buy so many Japanese appliances? Dad: Because fools are more practical and won't fool people! 7. Mom: "Which apple do you want?" "The biggest." The child has no manners. Mom: "son, you should be polite." Child: "Mom, didn't you say you wouldn't let me lie?" 8. Teacher: You have been talking since class. Tell me, are you still like a student? Student: No teacher: Then tell yourself what kind of person are you? Student: Like a teacher. 9. Dad said, show me the report card. It took my son a long time to get his report card. Dad: Geography 58, history 57, politics 59! What do you do in class? Son: The questions given by the teacher are too biased and too difficult. Dad: What's the bias? What's the difficulty? Son: The geography exam is about places I haven't been to, the history exam is about things before I was born, and I haven't been to politics. Teacher: Why don't you wash your face every day? Breakfast residue is still on my face. Student: Guess what I ate, teacher. Teacher: Jam bread. Student: Teacher, you guessed wrong. That was eaten yesterday.