What are homophonic ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets and jokes?

I say you are a pig, and you say: I am a pig. From then on, I will call you "pig head monster"! Finally one day, you can't help shouting at everyone: I'm not a pig!

Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently, because I can't print real money.

Thief A: "How much did you rob today?" Thief B: "No, just read the newspaper tomorrow."

The sunshine last night was really good.

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" ! The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).

Xiehouyu:

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)

Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)

Homophonic couplets:

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is due to lotus.

There are apricots but no plums.

The first part: Lotus "He" and Lotus "Even".

The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium".

Last night, I played chess to find my direction.

See Yan Hui in the mirror today.

Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces"

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face".

See the yellow seam?

Leave Ruth and fly.

Harmonic phoenix.

Downward harmonic crane.

Confucius was born at the end of the ship.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Boat "Week".

Part II: Dance "Dance".