Adult riddles and brain teasers.

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Adult riddles and brain teasers (1) 1. The teacher asked the children to draw a bird. Dayong drew nothing and gave the teacher a blank sheet of paper. The teacher was very angry. Dayong said a word, but turned the teacher's anger into a smile? A: Dayong painted a hunter shooting birds.

2. Excuse me, is there any door that can never be closed? Answer: the goal.

3. What happens when a turtle shell grows on a person? Answer: Become a Teenage Ninja Turtle or Master Roshi.

4. Xiaogang asked Xiao Qiang, "I hit you on the head with lipstick, you poke me on the head with eyebrow pencil, my elder brother patted my elder sister on the head with a compact, and my elder sister hit my elder brother on the head with skin cream. Whose head hurts the most? Answer: Mom's head hurts the most.

5. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: because trees can't jump

6. Why do fish live in water? Answer: Because there are cats on the shore.

7. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

8. There is a dog that never takes a bath. Why doesn't he have lice? Answer: Dogs can only have puppies. They can't have lice

When a foreigner asks for directions, Xiao Ming tries to tell him in English, but he doesn't understand at all. Why? Answer: Because he is not English.

10. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: All the papers are blank.

1 1. Xiaoli and her mother bought eight apples. Her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples in five pockets, and each pocket was even. Can you do it? Answer: put two in each bag, and finally put all four bags in the fifth bag.

12. Chicken, puppy and kitten recite together. Which one will the teacher ask to recite first? Answer: Puppy (Wang Wang Xian Bei)

13. Dad asked Xiaoming, what is covered with beautiful feathers and wakes you up every morning? Xiao Ming guessed right, but it wasn't a chicken. What is this? Answer: feather duster

14. Policeman Xiao Wang has a younger brother, but his younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Xiao Wang is a woman (sister)

15. When will the clock stop? A: I wouldn't have left, and neither would I? Feet?

Classic brain teaser (2) 1. Xiaoming got all the questions right in the exam, but he still didn't get full marks. Why? Answer: The answer is right or wrong.

2. Suppose 1=4 2=8 3= 16, then 4=? Answer: equal to 1.

3. What is the most regrettable thing in a panda's life? Answer: Take a color photo.

4. Under what circumstances will you wear shoes first and then socks? Answer: When stepping on a big nail (the nail wears out shoes first, then socks).

5. What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: Your right hand.

6. There are nine birds on the ground. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other eight didn't fly away. Why? Besides, it is not deaf or scared to death: it is a group of ostriches.

7. When is 5 greater than 0, 0 greater than 2, and 2 greater than 5? A: When playing with rock, paper, scissors.

8. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? Answer: Santa Claus

9.9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Answer: squeeze them into juice.

10. Throw stones with eggs. Why didn't the egg break? Answer: throw stones at eggs.

1 1. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The oldest only son is Daming, the second son is Erming, and what are the names of the third son? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.

12. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Stop dreaming.

13. Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

14. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? Answer: at night, where is the shadow of the earth?

15. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

Selected brain teasers (3) 1. Mrs. Wang talks all day, but she talks the least in a month. What month is it? Answer: February

2. What water can't be drunk? Answer: salary

Why can't the plane hit the stars no matter how high it flies? Answer: The stars will twinkle.

4. Why do silkworm babies have money? Answer: Because silkworms can cocoon (thrifty).

5. A 20CM long gray crab and a 30CM long red crab race, which crab will win? Answer: The gray ones and the red ones are ripe.

6. Which is better, white chicken or black chicken? Answer: black-bone chicken (because black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs)

7. Who is the uncle of your father's grandfather's father's son's daughter's son? Answer: Dad or uncle.

8. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Answer: geese can't go south, so they fly.

9. Excuse me, what kind of mice in the world walk on two feet? Answer: Mickey Mouse.

10. Excuse me, a farmer has 10 head of cattle, why only 19 horns? Answer: There is a rhinoceros.

1 1. Xiao Li whistled leisurely while brushing her teeth. Why? Answer: Xiao Li brushes false teeth. He took them off and brushed them so that he could whistle.

12. Under what circumstances can the tongue and tail of the same pig meet? Answer: At the dinner table.

13. A player broke his left hand. Why can he still play with the ball? Answer: Playing football.

14. Kangaroos and monkeys took part in the high jump. Why did the monkey win in the first place? Answer: Kangaroo fouled by jumping with both feet.

15. Xiaoming watches a theatrical performance in the evening. Why does an actor always turn his back on the audience? Answer: It's the conductor.

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