Quotation of classic sentences of cold jokes

The temperature seems a little high, let's have a few jokes to cool it down! The following are the classic quotations of cold jokes I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

1, Xiaoming said to his father, "Dad, I'm so cold." Dad said sadly, "then go to the corner and squat!" " "Xiao Ming:" Why? "Dad said," because the corner is 90 degrees.

2. A long time ago, a magic dragon was cursed and fell asleep with its mouth wide open 1000. Then he fell asleep, 1000 years later, he woke up. Then he yawned. ...

3. It's getting cold ... hiding under the covers and skipping classes. I just woke up and sent a message to my classmates asking the teacher to call the roll? Later, he stretched out across the bed: "Are you sure you are asking me?" .

4. The traffic police reprimanded: Bunny, are you still driving with red eyes after drinking? Crab, crossing the road again? Kangaroo, don't ride with children in the future! Tortoise, who told you to take the fast lane?

When I was a minor, my mother always said that I should learn to be independent and not depend on my parents. Now that you are an adult, it has become, can you stop being so independent and find someone to rely on?

6. Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Not normally, but today is my birthday.

7. One said to two, "Do you know why it is unique? Because you are too' two'. " The second answer: "You are old, what are you fighting for?" ? Fighting is really' two'. "

8. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. Now my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to wash clothes and cook for my wife later.

9. We found other people's heads when reviewing, including printers, tape recorders and digital cameras. Just my head. It's a soymilk machine.

10, while walking the dog, a person peeled an orange, failed to hold it firmly, and a petal fell to the ground. A man behind blamed: This dog is so uncivilized, how can it shit in the street?

1 1, sister: "The left eye should sleep, but the right eye should not. What should I do? ! "Brother:" Then close all the windows of your heart, and it will be ok. "

12, "It's impolite to go into someone's house without taking off your shoes, isn't it?" "Blind attention to what! Go to the bedroom and see if there is any cash. Mary's! People are in trouble as soon as they come back.

13, the child asked: "Why can adults hit me when I do something wrong, but adults can't hit them when I do something wrong?" Reply: Because I can't beat them, when you can beat them, adults will start to reason with you.

14, A: Do you know what I can't let go of? B: I don't know! A: At present, the only thing I can't lift is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.

15, the owl said woodpecker: While pecking wood, it also made a "clang" sound. Woodpecker said owl: turning a blind eye is suspected of conniving ugliness.