Which of the following jokes do you find funny?

0 1. Today, when I was changing my T-shirt in the bathroom, I accidentally dropped it and wiped it. I picked it up handsomely with my feet, and I fell down beautifully and stuck my head in the toilet. In the toilet that hasn't been flushed yet

02. I went to Apple to repair the iphone after sale today, because the touch screen is not working. The beautiful customer service girl told me that it would be good to clean up the snot on it, and suggested that I should stop poking my nose with my fingers in the future.

03. Some time ago, because I didn't want to eat, I went to my old man's to buy cold rice noodles every once in a while. As a result, every time I buy cold rice noodles, I meet his aunt. It is conceivable that his aunt's attitude towards me was not much better. A few days later, when I came home from work together, I complained to my old man about his general opinion of his aunt, pointing and pointing, and accidentally turned around and saw an older sister smiling at me. I was still pointing to it until I was about to cross the road.

04. When driving today, the electronic eye of speed measuring flashed at me. I was definitely not speeding, so I turned around and passed the electronic eye at a slower speed, and it flashed again. I was puzzled, tried again, and really flashed again. I thought it was funny, so I went through it again at turtle speed.

Later, I got four tickets for not wearing my seat belt.

05. I got up late this morning, holding a bag of God bless mung bean milk and a cake, and squeezed into that damn bus. After I squeezed into the bus, I couldn't help eating breakfast. Unexpectedly, a sudden brake stepped on me, and I panicked. I blurted out loudly: Don't squeeze! The milk burst!

When I was in college, I ate Chinese cabbage for a month to give my boyfriend a birthday present and saved money to buy a new mobile phone. Not long after, my boyfriend went to eat Qingfeng buns and went out to find his mobile phone on the table. Immediately back to the store, the mobile phone was gone, and there was a plate of steamed stuffed bun with only one bite neatly on the opposite table. I said, it's okay. Don't be sad.

In order to make my boyfriend happy, I ate Chinese cabbage for another month and saved money to buy a ZIPPO. Not long after, my boyfriend went to an Internet cafe and got dizzy, leaving ZIPPO with netizens. I said, it's okay. Don't be sad.

So, I ate Chinese cabbage for a month and saved up money to buy my boyfriend a heavenly watch. Not long after, my boyfriend said it was broken, which was broken by his new girlfriend. I said to myself, nothing, don't be sad, I lost weight successfully!

07. I went to the movies with my sister, roommate and girlfriend today. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend suddenly went out and sent a message to break up with me. Then she came back with a sigh of relief and watched the movie with us.

This article is taken from The Wanderer.