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A circle of friends who rest at home on weekends

The circle of friends who rest at home on weekends is 1. Life is like a shower, the direction is wrong, hot water.

If I send a circle of friends that you don't like, tell me and I will delete you.

The favorite thing to do when you are bored is to be in a daze.

Dress up beautifully every day, but you can't go out to play.

As soon as I got off the subway, two girls came to ask me for directions. Nowadays, girls are really thieves, so they need to find a handsome man to ask for directions.

6. Boredom is a realm, a shameful realm, and my favorite realm.

7. Stay at home and don't want to go out. When the music started, the wine was drunk.

8. Don't go out and eat chicken at home. Teammates are also very polite. The key is that the call quality is good and not noisy.

9. It's cold and raining. I haven't been out for days. Clothes are getting wetter and wetter, so you can't go out to buy food. I'm going to eat dirt.

10. Meeting is basically by chance, and all that can be asked out are friends of life and death.

1 1. It turns out that staying at home on weekends is so relaxed and comfortable.

12. Laugh at home and don't take medicine for minor ailments.

13. I'm not complaining. In fact, I like staying at home very much. I don't like running around, but I seem to have nowhere to go.

14. If you like staying at home, you just like staying at home during holidays, because you have no money, so you can only stay at home like me.

15. It's such a nice day outside that I'm going out surfing, or I'll get moldy if I stay at home again.

16. I painted makeup for two hours, then took a selfie and took it off.

17. Too much boring time, you will get used to it.

18. A day at home is really work. Tidy up the dresser, tidy up the basket, read some books, do some sports, watch a movie at night and have a dream.

19. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush from the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.

20. A person's movie, a person's life, a person's thoughts, a person's thoughts.

Friends who rest at home on weekends 2 1. I just want to stay at home this weekend.

22. Just brush your circle of friends, and people will come to you and make you upset. If I were a bachelor, I would stay at home and daydream from morning till night. This kind of scene is fun to think about.

23. It seems that I haven't been out for several days, and I feel unkempt and don't know the way.

24. When you don't want to struggle, look in the mirror, look at the bank card balance and think about the new marriage law.

25. When I can't go out at home, I study how to eat.

26. I stay at home every day, not for mildew, but for madness. The happiest time is listening to music, and the single cycle is going to cry.

27. Are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

29. I slept for 1 1 half an hour, with a cold and fever. I didn't have a good rest for several days and refused to go out.

30. Live with a compass, not a clock.

3 1. I like to stay at home on weekends and lie in bed in the sun.

32. Stay at home obediently and protect yourself from losses.

33. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

34. Why do people have to go out for a barbecue on a beautiful holiday? Isn't it fun to eat, sleep and play games at home?

35. You are so boring, you must try to make yourself not bored.

36. You can cook at home, make some delicious side dishes, taste the dishes with a little wine, and experience happiness and happiness at the same time. Cooking is a simple matter. You don't need any superb skills to cook exquisite dishes. Hearing the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen will also stimulate your interest in cooking. Of course, free cooking also requires smart kitchen appliances. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not so difficult. They can help you make all kinds of delicious dishes, let you taste the fresh taste of food, let the tip of your tongue and taste buds get rich and beautiful experiences, and let you enjoy your leisure time.

37. It's good to be at home! Enjoy it, and you will miss your days at home in the future! Especially when you spend the winter in other places, you will miss the summer at home more, just like the current season, which is getting less and less every year and more cherished!

38. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

39. An otaku or a otaku stays at home all day.

40. I want to surf the Internet when I am bored, but surfing the Internet is more boring.

Friends who rest at home on weekends 4 1. Is the game not fun or the TV is not good? Why do you want to go out?

42. On the 24th day at home, pay attention to the epidemic every day, cook, read and drink tea, and think about the next work plan with peace of mind. Life is extremely peaceful.

43. All the chickens at home have beards. When they are cut, they are all hollow and feel cold. It turns out that an empty chicken feels cold.

44. I want to be moldy at home and hope that life will surprise me.

45. Boredom is boring because boredom always makes people think about things they don't want to think about.

46. After a day at home, I can't read and I'm too lazy to go to the gym. Lazy self looks down on himself.

47. Looking up is confused, looking back is full of vicissitudes, brushing the screen with his head down, and his eyes are still on the table. I can only stay at home and eat old people.

48. It is said that staying at home is to contribute to society. Have you been out this year? What did you do?

49. Today is also a moldy day at home. It rains every day in Ningbo, which makes people upset. I want to go out and wave.

50. You know what I know, why I said it, and why I kept it from you.

5 1. Squat down and jump higher. It's better to stay at home and start over.

52. Watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ ice cream = all summer.

53. Stay at home quietly and think about what you wanted most before. Just a book covered with wind and rain.

54. In the days at home, books are companionship.

I can't compare with the harmony between them.

56. The more you paint, the more it collapses. You can never draw the feeling you want. You always feel that you are not working hard enough. Don't go out for a few days and need to decompress.

57. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.

58. I haven't been out for several days, and I feel that the law of life is chaotic again! Cold weather is the most comfortable under the covers.

59. I suddenly feel short-sighted, or stay at home during the holiday, but I haven't been in contact with this society for too long. I feel old, and some can't keep up with the pace of young people.

Talk about the humor of staying at home on weekends.

Humor and wit about staying at home on weekends. The epidemic can't get out. I want to visit Taobao when I have nothing to do at home, and I can't wait to uninstall Taobao.

Living at home is still very comfortable. I won't go out after the small holiday. It's crowded outside and comfortable at home!

3. Live with a compass, not a clock.

4. "Why don't you fall in love?" "Because the home tube is strict, and you? Why not fall in love? " "Because your family is very strict." .

5. Decadent licking the wound and boring looking at others.

6. I haven't been out for several days, and I have the illusion of turning over a new leaf.

7. Stay at home and don't want to go out. When the music started, the wine was drunk.

8. Everyday I: I stayed at home all day today. Let's go out to play tomorrow and get some fresh air! The next day: stop Liao, stop Liao.

9. Watch TV at home and water the flowers

10. Hello everyone, it doesn't matter if it's not good. Whatever. I'm getting bored. What about you?

1 1. B&B opens a window for life.

12. I am about to enter middle age. After staying at home for a day, I feel comfortable all over.

13. I stayed at home for too long, so I started dreaming, right? I can't go out during the holiday, so I chose to forget my envy. There is no other reason, but I love dog food.

14. The eyes of others are not important at all. You just decide your life according to your own preferences. I hope you can live a simple and peaceful life.

15. It's nice to be home alone! Enjoy your time! Be a happy fat girl.

16. After browsing the circle of friends for a period of time, friends exposed their travels, parties, meals, work, blessings and feelings. Suddenly, I found that the circle of friends can be so colorful that I can silently envy and hate at home, turn it into a sentence and have a good time.

17. Although you can't go out to play, you can play at home.

18. The weather is really good today. I go to the living room to play ~

19. Talk about the mood of staying at home on weekends.

20. It's not that I don't want to go out, but I can't go out because of the special situation now.

Humorous talk about staying at home on weekends. I feel that I have entered the old age and haven't gone out for a walk for many days.

22. After staying at home for more than a week, it finally cleared up. It's really boring not to go out and I can only take pictures.

23. I haven't been out for several days, and I feel that the law of life is chaotic again! Cold weather is the most comfortable under the covers.

24. I stayed at home for a day, 24 hours, at least 23 hours in bed.

25. Today is also a moldy day at home. It rains every day in Ningbo, which makes people upset. I want to go out and wave.

26. It's such a fine day outside that I'm going out to surf, or I'll get moldy if I stay at home again.

27. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.

28. I never want to go out to play. I like staying at home, but now I really want to go out to play.

I will be at home next week. I can't believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!

30. It's too much trouble to go out. It's cool not to wear makeup or wash your hair at home.

3 1. It used to be limited to two numbers, but I don't want to. You have a big problem with even and odd numbers. Now be honest and limit people.

32. Business is dinner and love is dessert, so slow down, slow down again, don't worry, everything is the best arrangement.

What should I do at home if I don't pay a New Year call this year? I know this is a long annual leave, but it will pass. I will wash my hands frequently, go out less and wear a mask.

34. Because you can't go out, you are rejected at home! Anyway, I was rejected and said everything.

I stayed at home all day today and went out for a walk in the evening. I still like quiet weekends.

The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I had a study plan long ago. This quiet first month has made me full of gains.

37. I finally had a holiday and stayed at home after I got home.

38. On rainy days, enjoy leisure time at home.

39. I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air at night feels really cool. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars keep moving.

40. There is still a long way to go. You can complain and cry, but you can't stop. Keep walking.

Humor and wit about staying at home on weekends. Part III 4 1. It's not bad to go out to buy coffee and eat and drink at home at the risk of death.

42. My ideal state is: on rainy days, stay at home with the person I like, lie in bed and lean in his arms, watch favorite movies together, discuss the plot and men and women together, go for a walk on the beach together on sunny days, watch the sunset together, and watch each other laugh uncontrollably!

43. You are bored and I am bored. Together, we are a couple.

44. I lost so many days at home for the first time and did nothing.

45. I feel that I am still suitable to stay at home and then eat and sleep. Now I feel that it is unfriendly to turn to a circle of friends. I suddenly feel that it is good to take a day off and two days off. Actually, I can go out to play at night and then go home to sleep and go to work the next day.

46. Stay at home and don't go out. How many days have you not washed your hair? How oily is the hair?

47. My bed is hot for 24 hours.

48. Life is like a shower, which is hot in the wrong direction.

49. I often do something more boring than boredom, and find pleasure and wealth from it.

50. Wechat steps haven't broken 100!

5 1. Is the game not fun or the TV is not good? Why do you want to go out?

The sky is sunny, the birds are gone, and the air is cold, so I have to stay at home and blow the air conditioner.

I like to stay at home alone, watching the dim lights outside, drinking my own wine and thinking.

54. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

55. After a day at home, I went to the living room when I was tired.

56. After the epidemic, will there be a group of people with mental illness? They were bored at home and found a lot of their own skills.

Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

58. It's a beautiful day today. You can't go out while listening to the country radio at home.

59. I haven't been out for several days, and I don't have to go out in the wind and rain. It's a bit like working at home, but a little tired.

Eva stays at home every day and doesn't enroll her in online classes, so spending a lot of time reading books and being able to study quietly is her greatest progress.

Humorous sentences about staying at home on weekends (a collection of 60 sentences)

Humorous sentences about staying at home on weekends (I) 1. It is found that the essence of the dead house is that there is no sense of rest when going out for an outing. As long as you stay at home and do nothing, you can get blood back.

2. I can't go out at home during the Spring Festival, and I watched the cheese trap again!

I can't match the harmony between them.

4. Do you find that staying at home makes you want to eat all the time?

I am bored at home, let's play games!

6. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

7. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.

The countryside is sparsely populated, the air is fresh and very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.

9. As soon as I got off the subway, two girls came to ask me for directions. Nowadays, girls are really thieves, so they need to find a handsome man to ask for directions.

10. It's boring to stay at home every day, but it's also a contribution.

1 1. Meeting is basically accidental, and all that can be agreed are friends of life and death.

12. Stay at home quietly and think about what you wanted most before. Just a book covered with wind and rain.

13. Dress up beautifully every day, but you can't go out to play.

14. I am bored to death at home every day, and I can't go out for a walk. My treadmill will be started by me.

15. Since you can't go out, let's plant flowers at home. People live for tens of thousands of days, so why care about self-doubt? Fame and fortune, elegant and sweet.

16. A person's state is quite good. He wants to study, sleep when he is tired, and eat whatever he wants. Don't want to contact anyone, just be quiet for a while, go out to play or stay at home.

17. I want to surf the Internet at home, but surfing the Internet is boring.

18. The news only informed you to wash your hands frequently, but didn't inform you when to wash your hair and face, so you didn't dare to wash it for fear of violating the regulations.

19. Fortunately, I brought a suit of sports equipment home and stayed at home during the special Spring Festival to strengthen my exercise and build up my physique.

20. Stay at home obediently and protect yourself from losses.

There is such a thing every holiday. Some people want to go out to play, while others want to stay at home. I was caught in the middle. Enough!

22. On a night like today, going out to play is the second country, and drinking is the most. Staying at home is the coolest. I hope I am the coolest, but I am the most rustic.

Without this epidemic, I didn't even know I was a chef.

The order to stay at home has nothing to do with me. I had a study plan long ago. This quiet first month has made me full of gains.

25. We stay at home quietly and don't add chaos to society. For more than 20 days, we eliminated impetuousness and desire, and stayed with my family, people I love and people who love me. How nice!

26. Looking up is confused, looking back is full of vicissitudes, brushing the screen with his head down, and his eyes are still on the table. I can only stay at home and eat old people.

27. Don't eat idle meals, don't look at the cold face; Don't hide yourself or expose others; Do not lose childlike interest and charm; Don't laugh at the poor and don't owe people money; Dont Ask For Help likes it, but doesn't hate it.

28. Home life, we have something to say, is fun and full of life rituals.

29. After the epidemic, will there be a group of patients with mental illness? They were bored at home and found a lot of their own skills.

30. My dream is to stay at home and play games, chase fans, watch TV, have a refrigerator full of Pepsi and fruit, and have a snack bar next door to my sister to exercise together. So when can I have a ps4 and a switch?

3 1. No one lives easier than others. It's just that some people are crying and suffering for the land. Some people, however, grind their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.

32. Today the weather is fine and the sunshine is comfortable, but it's a pity that we can't go out to play.

Eat more bitterness when you are young, so you will get used to it when you are old.

I didn't go anywhere during the Spring Festival. I stayed at home, eating and sleeping, and chasing plays.

Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

36. I stayed at home for a day, brushing my mobile phone, drinking tea, reading and cooking, and the day passed unconsciously!

37. During the epidemic, I stayed at home and listened to Mao Mao's songs, which suddenly made me feel a kind of sustenance. I am quiet and not bored. Anyway, I enjoy my life now.

38. If I post a circle of friends that you don't like, tell me and I'll delete you.

39. Just like copying every day.

40. Meaning is just empty talk. Life is simple and boring. Boredom in boredom, self-deception in boredom.

Humorous sentences about staying at home on weekends (Chapter 3) 4 1. Since we have to stay at home, we might as well settle down and live an exquisite life.

42. You can cook at home, make some delicious side dishes, taste the dishes with a little wine and experience happiness at the same time. Cooking is a simple matter. You don't need any superb skills to cook exquisite dishes. Hearing the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen will also stimulate your interest in cooking. Of course, free cooking also requires smart kitchen appliances. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not so difficult. They can help you make all kinds of delicious dishes, let you taste the fresh taste of food, let the tip of your tongue and taste buds get rich and beautiful experiences, and let you enjoy your leisure time.

In fact, this relaxed, simple and quiet home life is also quite good. Not impetuous, not anxious, not materialistic, is a primitive and natural life.

44. One person's movie, one person's life, one person's missing, one person's missing one person.

45. On rainy days, enjoy leisure time at home.

46. I stayed at home for a day, refused to beat about the bush by the fitness instructor, took a nap, and suddenly wanted to go out in the dead of night.

47. After the storm, this is the best time to stay at home and play.

48. On the fourth day at home ... well ... I gave myself a house. ...

49. After staying at home for a long time, the new buds on the willow branches spit out the fragrance of spring.

50. Staying at home is prone to depression. Get out more. You can jump off a building, jump into the sea, and crash. There are many choices in life.

5 1. Today is also very boring. It's too painful not to go out to play in such fine weather.

52. When light can't penetrate and noise can't cover loneliness, that's the deepest loneliness.

53. Someone asked me if I would be bored alone, and I said I would be bored only when there were many people.

I don't want to wash my hair at home. I haven't washed my hair or gone out for several days.

When you say you like staying at home, you like staying at home during holidays, because you have no money, you can only stay at home like me.

56. It's nice and comfortable to enjoy leisure time at home with an empty head and bask in the sun alone.

57. After turning over the circle of friends for a while, friends basked in traveling, partying, eating, working, blessing and feeling, and suddenly found that the circle of friends can be so colorful that I can silently envy and hate at home and turn it into a sentence, eat and play.

58. Life is so good that there are things to do every day! I find that the older I grow up, the more I feel at home! Mom said that I have become a guest, and I should treat myself well when I eat at home occasionally!

59. I cooked a big meal at home.

60. It's not that I don't want to go out, but I can't go out because of the special situation now.

Work overtime at home on weekends and make friends.

I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

2. If you work overtime until late at night, someone will send you steaming braised chicken feet ... life is simply too satisfying.

3. In order not to go to work tomorrow, in order to go tomorrow, endure until dawn!

Mom, I never work overtime when driving, and I don't drive until late at night! ! ! ! What is this Murphy's Law? !

Every day after work, I take off my work clothes and smell the clothes sour.

6. It is necessary to work overtime in case of salary increase.

7. Everyone adds up, which is the real addition.

8. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.

9. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you. Refuse to work overtime

10. Everyone has their own stories and their own youth, but they are all buried in their hearts and don't want to tell them.

1 1. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

12. The hardest thing in life is to choose; The most difficult thing at work is decoration; The most painful thing in life is to ask for trouble; The most painful thing in life is injustice.

13. If you put it down, you will have no worries.

14. The mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

15. I work overtime when others are on holiday. I promise to have a good rest and fight again next year!

16. I met many unhappy people and things at work today, and I was in a bad mood and didn't want to work overtime. However, I still worked overtime and wandered angrily on my way home. Then it suddenly occurred to me that these people and things are the most important. No matter when, now and in the future, it is particularly unnecessary to take it to heart. I work hard for my life and growth. They are insignificant passers-by ~

17. Ask me how I'm doing. I have to say, I live the life I want. I don't have to grieve for others' kindness to me anymore. I followed the so-called six proverbs and did what I wanted. I have always advertised that I am afraid of getting married, and I have lived a single and unmarried life as I wish. I don't want to work overtime, so I am willful and willful. I don't want to eat, so I lost weight. I'm-I'm fine.

18. In this weather, it is necessary to blow the northwest wind when going to work, and wait for the northwest wind when not going to work.

19. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

20. Don't want to work overtime? Think about how to get dumped immediately, full of energy.

After my husband went to work, I worked overtime almost every day./kloc-I didn't come back until after 0/0 or even later. Go to bed immediately after coming back to wash, and get up at 7 o'clock the next morning to go to work. However, we spend too little time together. We used to complain. Now we are more considerate of him. It's not easy!

22. I am tired. I want to have a rest. Please give me a break.

23. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

24. The older you get, the more you like to drink a little wine, because some words in your heart are more and more difficult to say. The longer I work overtime, the more I like to walk alone, because I want to know how long I can stand it.

25. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

26. You add, I add, everyone add, add.

27. I don't want to work overtime. I have a girlfriend who can iron clothes!

28. You stumbled and ended up with this injury, just as the residual makeup of youth.

29. That small and insignificant feeling, even if it is black and blue, should pretend to be strong.

30. When I don't want to work overtime, as long as I think that there are still many places I haven't been to, many delicious foods I haven't been to, and I will learn English next year, all these will make me go to the company in an instant, btw, and wish me to leave here as soon as possible.

3 1. The seriousness and high integrity of peer-to-peer work form a balance between freedom and order.

There are so many things to do every day, but I don't want to work overtime because there is no overtime pay.

33. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. There are some roads. You can only go alone.

34. Work is important, but health is the most important.

I don't want to work overtime. Although my salary doubled, I didn't! Want to! Yes!

No matter how hard it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.

37. I feel anxious and don't want to work overtime! It is impossible to work without overtime?

38. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

39. Everyone is working overtime, so I'll join in the fun. My office has been idle and the green plants are a little yellow.

40. Never complain about what has happened, either change it or accept it silently.

Work overtime at home on weekends and make friends. 4 1. Do a good job. Next, let those who like to work overtime work overtime, and those who want to get off work.

42. Dear friends, our slogan of 20xx is: We won't have a holiday until the earth explodes! The universe does not restart, and the baby does not rest! There are no four seasons, only two.

43. I worked late last night and got up early this morning. I looked at my crumpled wallet and lied to myself that it was a dream.

44. I'm exhausted, physically and mentally exhausted!

45. I don't want to. I don't want to work overtime. I will be very sad after working overtime.

46. Dreams always test loneliness. When a dream falls, but it is too late to save it, it can only be endured silently.

47. Just as I got home, there was the sound of pouring rain. I'm glad I didn't want to work overtime today and ran home early. That's great.

48. As soon as school started, the bad news of winter vacation came! He made me work overtime until I was 28, and earnestly put me down 26 times. I've been in this mood these days.

49. I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

50. People are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.

5 1. I have to work overtime when I finally come back, or it is gloomy to go to the toilet alone in a deserted office building. . . Fortunately, it was in broad daylight. Go eat! !

52. Try to leave the light to others, and don't care too much about what you don't have, you will be happier.

53. Living is a state of mind: seeing the world with emotion is a tragedy, and seeing the world rationally is a comedy!

54. Close my eyes and I see my future.

55. There have been many complaints recently. I don't want to go to work, I don't want to work, I feel that my work is stressful, I feel that my work can't be finished, and I don't want to work overtime. I also know that emotions only waste more time. I also know that I have to learn time management, but I still complain after drinking so much chicken soup for my soul! I think I'm sick!

56. Be late for work every day when you have money, and be late once 10 yuan. I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan for fun.

57. It is only the feet that are in a hurry, not the heart that yearns for the distance.

58. Colleagues have been working overtime until now and have been voicing with me on WeChat. In this way, I work overtime until late at night every day, and I often have disputes with other developers because of demand problems. I must go to work on time the next day, or I will be fined. OMG, don't even think about it.

59. Others are always right and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome. Good morning!

60. You can't do good without me, and you can't do bad without me.