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How to trick someone you like
1. A: I have a super power. B: Huh? A: I like you very much.
2. A: What do you think about every day? B: I miss you.
3. A: Do you want to get a dog? B: What kind of dog? A: The kind that is single.
4. A: You are a little weird today. B: Why is it strange? A: It looks strange.
5. A: What is your blood type? B: o type. A: You are my ideal type.
6. A: I have tolerated you for a long time. B: What do you want? A: I will bear with you for the rest of my life.
7. A: Can you lend me your cup? B: Why? A: Because I want to lend it to you for the rest of my life.
8. A: After meeting you, I just want to become a kind of person. B: Who? A: Your person.
9. A: I think you make me very cold. B: Why? A: Because I can't resist you.
10. A: There are rumors recently that I like you. B: Ah!!!! A: Let me clarify, that is not a rumor.
11. A: Do you know what day it was yesterday? B: What day? A: It was the day I fell in love with you.
12. A: Tell me quickly that you like me, and then I will reject you. B: I like you. . . A: Then let’s be together!
13. A: Let me carry you. B: Why? A: You must have been exhausted from running around in my dreams all night last night.
14. A: Do you know what my shortcomings are? B: You have so many shortcomings, how do I know? A: No, there is one thing you know for sure, that is, I am missing you.
15. A: I have a very serious question. B: What's the question? A: When will you get married? B: I don't know. A: Well, I’ll marry you when you make up your mind
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