Girls' jokes

1: My boyfriend drank too much. He drank too much with a group of bad friends. He fell asleep in a few seconds.

His girlfriend bit him in a rage, and two minutes later,

He suddenly got up, covered his teeth and said, "My hand hurts!" " "

Everyone ignored him collectively, and he staggered to the computer himself.

I opened Baidu and said seriously, "Wait, I'll find out who bit me now.

When I find you dead, I won't let you go! ! ! 2. Someone asked: Why can't China practise polygamy?

If every man can marry four wives, he will face sixteen mothers-in-law ... 3. There is an idiot in front of me. I am a student in grade seven. In history class, my deskmate was asked:

"What are the tiles equivalent to now?"

"the theater."

"Ah, a brothel?" The man was surprised.

The class is cold for three seconds.

As a result, the man was beaten by the teacher. 4: Buy a drink, and the female guest in front ordered an oolong green.

The boss asked her, "Ice"?

The female guest said: "Normal!"

The boss asked again, "What about the sweetness?"

That woman actually put her finger on her cheek and said, "As sweet as me ..."

I saw the boss ... silently turned his head and shouted to the people behind him:

"... a green sugar-free cup of oolong tea ..." is not enough to ask.