Introduction of Stephen Chow's Funny Movie Fragments [Humorous Fragments]

Classic lines: There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

If you are unhappy, it's no use even if you live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough.

Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

Flirting Scholar

Classic lines: I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest dragon, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing!

Next, well proportioned trees are better than Pan An. Zhou, pear blossoms crush Haitang's little prostitute. ..

Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have followed me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me. But now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. Sorry, Wang Cai!

Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

& lt& lt Night of the Soul >>

Classic lines: bleeding from seven orifices is bleeding from seven orifices, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Do not confuse you.

Duke of Lushan 1, 2

Classic lines: It's not that I like fighting, but that many people like being beaten by me!

At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of the Condor hero, the master of Dong Fangbubai-the failure of the West.

The admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

& lt& lt shaolin soccer & gt；;

Classic lines: the earth is dangerous! You'd better go back to mars !

Domestic Lingling lacquer

Classic lines: In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to detoxify, but now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads.

Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?

& lt& lt King of Kings >>

Classic lines: Thank you for supporting me today. Actually, you don't have to be so happy. Today is not my birthday, but the anniversary of my father's death. My wife made a mistake. Whoops ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You don't have to be so sad. Actually, my dad is a villain who kills, robs and rapes. His death is really a great boon to society. Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ In fact, my dad killed people just because the other party said I was not handsome enough, robbed them just to help me buy a toy car, and raped them just because I said I wanted a sister. My father is really a good father. Whoops ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

& lt& lt Wu Zhuangyuan Su >;

Classic lines: To tell the truth, I think you are a beggar from head to toe!

skill

Classic lines: Jianghu rules-one-on-one, that is, one-on-one, no one is allowed to foul! Come here with aunt scallion! !

You think you can beat me, I'll let you punch! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An arrow pierced the clouds, and a thousand troops came to meet.

Truancy and Dragon Series

Classic lines: Play the student? It is because I hate reading that I joined the police force. I can't pretend to be a student, sir! By doing so, you are taking me to a crater full of poisonous snakes and beasts, ignoring my cries and wailing, and kicking me mercilessly into the hot magma. How can you stand it?

Teacher: This experiment is very complicated. Remember every step. If you have no memory, it will be very dangerous. Zhou: What do you think is the most important thing in this experiment? Teacher: Memory. Zhou: If you have no memory? Teacher: That's dangerous.

Love saint

Who are you?

B: Jianghu is dangerous. I never leave my name easily.

Answer: since you refuse to leave your name, you have to leave a head!

I have been lonely all my life. The only person who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away!

A: OK! You forced me. I want to dye this sea with your blood.

B: I've been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in Wang Yang, and I've already put life and death out of my mind.

Counting dead grass

1, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

2, good! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he deserves to be a good man on the swing. I love you.

3, cut hair, don't look at how others cut it, it will be crazy and popular, you must cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?