Jokes about laziness

1. A bachelor in his thirties in the village never found a wife because he was too lazy. He never washed the pot after cooking, and gradually a thick layer formed in the pot. . One night a thief came to his house and stole his pot. The bachelor found that the thief was too lazy to get up to steal the pot. When he saw the pot was still there in the morning, what was stolen was a layer of dirt in the pot. He smiled and said: It seems that he is lazy too. It's good, at least it can prevent theft.

2. The bachelor Zhang is very lazy and does not like to work, so his family is very poor. The mouse visited his house at night and finally went out with tears in his eyes. One day this man was lying in bed sleeping, and a thief came in. When the thief saw nothing, he wanted to go out. Suddenly, Lao Zhang on the bed said: "Please close the door!"

3. There was a lazy man. People are surprisingly lazy. His wife wanted to cut vegetables and asked him to borrow a cutting board from the neighbor's house. He said: "No need to borrow it, just cut it on my back!" After his wife cut the vegetables on his back, she asked him: "Does it hurt?" He said: "It hurts, and I'm too lazy to say anything."

4. Two lazy men were lying on a mat under the jujube tree to enjoy the coolness. A gust of wind blew by, and a date fell right on the mouth of lazy man A. Lazy man A wanted to eat the dates but didn't want to move, so he called the man sleeping on the other end. Lazy Man B helped check, and Lazy Man B picked up the dates with his feet and put them in Lazy Man A's mouth.

5. The wife was going back to her parents’ home for a few days, but the husband was too lazy to walk, and was afraid that no one would have anything to eat. After much deliberation, he spread out a big piece of cake and put it around his neck. A few days later, I came home and saw my husband starving to death on the bed. The cake on his neck had been eaten near his mouth, but the cake in other places was still there.