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Yan joke daquan
I am an ordinary workshop worker. My name is Bai Xiang. In the year when my son just learned to speak and understand, I taught him to call uncle and aunt, be polite and be grateful. Because my father is an old teacher, that's how he taught us since childhood.
Perhaps because of heredity, my son, Bai Guoqing, studied well since he was a child, and because of his courtesy and understanding, he was elected as the monitor of the class by the teacher in primary school.
By the time his son entered junior high school, many children had a serious psychology of comparing with others. Whoever has money runs a factory. Every time I go to school to deliver meals from Monday to Wednesday, the gap can be seen, because rich families take cars, and as a father, I always ride a bike.
In fact, at that time, I was also afraid of being laughed at by my son's classmates, which made my son look disgraced, but I didn't have much promise in my life, so I did that job in the factory, so I couldn't afford a car because I didn't have wide hands. But my son never complained, and he never complained. And my son's academic performance is still so good.
This year, my son was admitted to the university with excellent results. After receiving the letter of acceptance from a key university in the province, I decided to invite some old colleagues in the factory to dinner, because after all, such a happy event only happens once in a lifetime.
However, on my way to inform the doorman Lao Li, I met my boss. The boss doesn't know from whom he learned the news of his son's college entrance examination. He asked me when to invite him, and he said he was in. So, I had to call my boss the day I invited you.
Maybe I am really happy at my son's graduation party. Under the persuasion of everyone, I drank one cup after another. In fact, I know I can't drink well, but I'm still happy to drink a lot. Finally, not long after, I was drunk, so drunk that I didn't know it at all. Then my wife and colleagues put me in the car and took me home. When I checked out, my colleagues left one by one, and finally the boss helped me check out.
Monday of the second week is payday. I get up early in the morning because I go to bed early. I regret drinking so much at the thought of my son's school banquet scandal. Because my boss is away on business these days, I haven't had a chance to go to his office to pay back the money. However, at noon, my colleague told me that I was paid, and then I registered my account online. I was shocked after checking the balance. The salary has actually increased by 2000 yuan this month.
I thought the boss would deduct my salary if I didn't pay back the money, but when I called him to ask about it, the boss told me: this money is for your son Bai Guoqing. After you left that night, I settled your account and wanted to go home, but he took out his mobile phone and insisted on transferring it to me on the spot. Your son said that the school gave him a banquet and asked him to pay when his father was away, and then your son transferred the money to me.
What moves me most is that your son Bai Guoqing will bow deeply and say hello to every guest when he leaves. Finally, after everyone left, he packed all the leftovers on the table and gave me a copy. Such an excellent boy, I think he deserves this bonus!
After listening to the boss's words, I felt particularly warm and proud. Then I said "thank you" loudly to my boss and hung up the phone.
In fact, as an ordinary father, it is not proud to cultivate a college student, but to cultivate a college student with excellent academic performance!
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