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The book says that fish can't live without water. What animation is it?
He looked up and saw a well with a round bottom and a hexagonal wellhead not far away. He quickly ran cheerfully, threw the line from the fishing rod into the deep well, and waited for the fish to bite while reading.
Many people will laugh when they see this cartoon. Laughing scholars can only read books, not adapt them according to the actual situation, and will go fishing in the well!
Gorky once said: "Books are the ladder of human progress." This instruction is the spiritual food of human beings, and reading every day is as important as eating. Many people blindly rely on books, and they do what the books say.
Everyone is familiar with the story of "on paper". It's about Zhao Kuo, the son of Zhao She, a famous soldier of Zhao during the Warring States Period. He read Sun Tzu's Art of War since he was a child, and he was eloquent on paper. Sometimes he can't even compare with his father. He is self-reliant, smart and bent on becoming the future commander in chief. Later, Zhao Kuo really became the commander-in-chief of 400,000 troops, but he didn't look proud for a few days. Because there is no actual combat experience, it will only be an armchair strategist and the whole army will be wiped out.
In fact, such examples can be seen everywhere in our lives. There is such a joke: a college student poured out the whole package of washing powder when washing clothes. His mother asked him, "Why did you pour the whole package of washing powder?" He actually replied: "The book says that washing powder should be used for washing clothes, but it doesn't say how much."
Yes, fish can't live without water, but where there is water, there may not be fish. It's like human beings can't live without books, but it's not necessarily right. Therefore, we should not just take this cartoon as an interesting joke and laugh it off. Instead, we should correctly master the method of reading, be diligent and inflexible, and be able to flexibly apply the knowledge in the book to practice at any time, relying on books for everything.
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