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How to respond humorously when someone says they choose to commit suicide?
To borrow a sentence from Stephen Chow's Westward Journey: "He is like a dog." I have always liked the classic Westward Journey, and what I say here is not derogatory
Understanding of this sentence:
When you watch Westward Journey, if you laugh so hard that your stomach cramps and your teeth grimace, then you have a sense of humor. If you've finished watching Westward Journey and you're still rolling on the floor laughing, then you actually didn't understand anything. If you finish reading the big talk, you suddenly find tears on your face at some point, and you finally understand the first layer of the big talk. If you have laughed and shed tears after reading Big Story, and are suddenly stunned, and suddenly feel that you don’t know whether to cry or laugh, then you have understood the second level. If you finish reading Big Talk and sit there silently, feeling that you have nowhere to go, and you feel a deep-seated sadness and helplessness, you have understood the third level.
Westward Journey is a fable. Hiding in the back of an ancient myth, it seems funny, romantic, secular, and sentimental. It tells a question and its uncertain answer that are framed by the bleakness of time and individual hesitation. .
"That man looks so weird." "I saw it too, he looks like a dog." Do you still remember the last line of dialogue in Westward Journey? In fact, this sentence is the theme of the entire movie. To use a man's thinking is: a man's helplessness.
Do you like Supreme Treasure or Sun Wukong? The answer is self-explanatory. Zhizunbao is bohemian and unrestrained, but he dares to love and hate, and is pure and lovely. So who do you look up to? Who is the hero?
In fact, the transformation from the Supreme Treasure to Sun Wukong reflects the mental journey from a boy to a man.
"When you understand the principle of sacrificing your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me."
Who is Tang Monk? Do we think of our parents, our teachers, and our predecessors? Which man has not experienced their earnest teachings, and which man has not developed a strong rebellious psychology and no resistance. However, when everyone matures and becomes a man, he will sincerely thank them for their teachings, or regret not listening to them.
"I know that one day he will appear in front of everyone, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, and walking on seven-color clouds to marry me." Fairy Zixia is the kind of girl who makes every boy fall in love with her. As a woman, she doesn’t have high requirements for her lover, that’s all, but I want to ask, can you do it? Has Supreme Treasure done it? He did it, but the price was... In fact, Fairy Zixia is the female image in our minds, and her requirements represent women's requirements for men.
Who is the Bull Demon King? He represents an invisible force in the world. He took away Zixia, Jingjing, and the happiness of the Supreme Treasure. This power caused the Supreme Treasure and the boys he represented to lose their former Garden of Eden. If they want to regain their former happiness, they must overcome it.
Having said that, let’s sort out our thoughts and see what we found. With the emergence of the Bull Demon King, Zhizunbao can no longer enjoy the worry-free time of the past. He wants to find his beloved Jingjing, and he also wants to take back his even more beloved Zixia. He once hoped that the Moonlight Treasure Box would come from, yes, the Moonlight Treasure Box. It has a magical power that allows the Supreme Treasure to avoid direct confrontation with the Bull Demon King and get what it wants. In fact, every boy has had such a fantasy when growing up, but in the face of the ruthless reality, the fantasy is shattered time and time again. Until the last moment, the Supreme Treasure finally realized that it was impossible to rely on the Moonlight Box, and the Supreme Treasure did not have that ability. Only by becoming Sun Wukong, and only by wearing the diamond ring, could he have the ability to compete with the Bull Demon King.
This is really a great irony. Do you want to get it? Well then, just give up first. You have to make a choice, to be the Supreme Treasure, then the happiness will always be short-lived, to be the Sun Wukong, you will have to endure endless pain. The rules of this world seem to be made by the Bull Demon King, so vicious. In front of it, that classic line seems so pale and powerless. It can only become the deepest pain in a boy's heart when he transforms into a man.
Tang Seng's way of speaking has never changed, but he has completely different feelings before and after the Supreme Treasure awakens. So is the Supreme Treasure a voluntary awakening? No, he didn't want to, but he had to save Zixia and resolve the hatred in the world. He had no choice.
Although he became Sun Wukong and a great hero, he was extremely dissatisfied with his living conditions. At the end of the film, Sun Wukong transformed the remaining shadow of the Supreme Treasure in his heart into a sunset warrior. After being completely disappointed with the real world, he could only construct an illusory imagination to fulfill his wish, and expressed it in the mouth of the warrior. Dissatisfied with one's own living conditions, one lives like a dog. Alas, a man's sadness and helplessness.
"How sad is life, how painful is death."
I have heard it a long time ago. If you can understand the big saying, "He is like a dog", then you are the one. Really understand "Dahua"
Maybe I still can't fully understand... I like Dahua, I like the regret and sadness of clearly being in love but not being able to stick to it for life. I can only lie to myself like this, maybe he also has his own reasons. I found myself really close to madness. Probably because I sympathized with myself too much, I fell in love with this story so much.
(3) The romance of love, the vows of eternal love, the promise of life and death... these are all trivial in the face of love
The romance of love, the vows of eternal love, the promise of life and death... these are all things in the face of love They are all trivial and not worth mentioning. Love is love, nothing else. The only thing that can be with love is life, and everything else goes away. Isn't it enough that you love?
Wukong is in love, no matter Jingjing or Zixia, he will love to the end. Zixia fell in love, "Whoever pulls out my purple-green sword will be my rightful husband." Do you need a reason to love someone?
Sun Wukong will love the White Bone Spirit, and Zhu Bajie will fall in love with the Spider Spirit. Zixia loved him deeply because he pulled out a sword. People in the story always have various reasons for finding their lover: the prince needs a glass slipper to find Cinderella, Xue Baochai wants someone with jade to match her... But life is always more realistic, among all living beings, no one can promise anyone a future, and they deceive themselves and others. That’s all.
Whether there is a reason or no reason, you still have to love. Let me go, the process is the result, no regrets.
Love does not need to be concealed, does not need to be pretentious, does not need to worry about gains and losses, just say like Zixia: "Let's start this relationship right away! Kiss me first." Love cannot be controlled by one's own control.
The Supreme Treasure also calls Zixia's name 741 times in his dreams. People who don't know think that Zixia must owe him a lot of money. Zixia said: "It's like a moth, it will throw itself on the fire even though it knows it will be hurt." "I can't resist and rush towards you." Hopeless obsession. Love is selfless.
Zhizunbao said to Jingjing: "Kill me. I don't want you to be thinking about someone else when you look at me." Jingjing thought: "It's all a lie to me." Jump off the cliff. Zixia blocked her body in front of the Supreme Treasure and stabbed into the Iron Fork of the Bull Demon King. For a time, no one mattered what their future life would be like. Even such a precious life is ready to be sacrificed to love at any time. One by one, they plunged headlong into this sea of ??love and misery, preferring to live forever and not be reincarnated. Love is profound and unpredictable.
A handsome young man who is capable of literature and martial arts, but the person next to him snores like thunder and has a big belly. Who dares to say that looking at your husband or wife many years later, you won’t feel this way. I don’t know whether you are happy or sad. But she still has to stand up for him and make infinite sacrifices, like Chun Sansanniang laying down the dragon-breaking stone for Zhu Bajie and dying with the Bull Demon King.
Zhizunbao loves Jingjing, Zixia loves Zhizunbao, "He loves you, you love me and I love him", an equation that has no solution through the ages. So Zixia said: "Loving someone turns out to be so painful.
Zhizunbao originally thought that he could spend this life with his first love, but he didn't know that he didn't understand love life when he first fell in love. He pushed him away back then. Zixia has quietly reached the deepest part of his soul, but he doesn't know it. But Zixia is dead: "My ideal man is an unparalleled hero. One day he will come to marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed it right, but I couldn't guess the ending..." No one can guess the ending, everything goes with the wind.
We don't understand love when we are in love, but after understanding love, we lose the ability to It’s time to fall in love.
The most desperate thing is not that he doesn’t love you or that he leaves you. The most desperate thing is that you have forgotten how to love someone and you have lost the ability to love.
< p> Please remember the following lines: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it.You don't regret it until you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to you, "I love you." If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years! "Also remember the original version of this passage, in Wong Kar-wai's "Chungking Express": "If memory is a can, I hope it will never expire. If a time limit must be added, I hope it is 10,000. Year. "
The first time Zhizunbao said these words, he was deceiving Zixia, and the second time he said these words, he was in great pain. Perhaps fate is that one day, I will repeat these words for you in the gentlest corner of my soul. , for the ten thousand years that we are about to seal it up.
This feeling can be remembered but it was already lost at that time!
(4) Neither humans nor immortals, nor monsters or devils can escape from this world.
No matter whether humans or immortals, monsters or demons, they cannot escape from the world, and they will never become completely stale, no matter how much time and space they have to travel through, no matter how many jokes they have to lay out, and no matter how many absurdities they have to show. , it’s all a play, so the Bull Demon King takes a mistress, Sun Dasheng marries a wife, and Bai Jingjing can shed tears of the same meaning as Zixia even if she doesn’t brush her teeth, including traditional Hong Kong-style comedy, action, horror, and so on. Under the packaging, "Westward Journey" is meaningful and has a grace that will last forever.
"Children at this time were raising toads in glass jars, with little bright future. "And you said that you will always be a child in your mother's house. It couldn't be more appropriate. Being in trouble in heaven is nothing more than the golden time between the ages of 20 and 22. You can find a job and enter the society with your unparalleled talents and personality. The five-finger mountain cannot be overcome. The only choice is to wear the tight band to obtain the scriptures. It is difficult to become a strange Buddha.
Five hundred years later, Wukong will be called Supreme. Bao, who has a promising career as a bandit in Wuyue Mountain, but fate wants him to play Sun Wukong. The Supreme Treasure is just a transition.
The Spider Spirit is here, the Bone Spirit is here, and you are here. The old mother is here, and so is the Bull Demon King... They are all chess pieces, standing quietly in the center of the chessboard of destiny.
His route was determined in advance: (1) One person gave him three moles ( 2) Put on the tight bandage (3) Defeat the Bull Demon King (4) Go to the West to learn the scriptures
Poor Supreme Treasure doesn’t know anything and is a bandit seriously. He thought he fell in love with the White Bone Demon and married her. For the sake of a hundred years, everything happened one after another without telling him.
The truth will be revealed at the moment of my death.
The person who gave the Supreme Treasure three moles. Fairy Zixia. Who said: If you want to truly understand someone, you must love her seriously and be with her wholeheartedly. It is a certainty that falling in love with her is equivalent to losing her.
I really like Zixia’s opening remarks: “Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you. "That kind of energy permeates the sky, like a fairy tale.
But the reality is: nothing in this world belongs to you, including yourself. Maybe we came to this world just to create something of our own, because He was young, so he bet on love. Zhizunbao rejected Zixia because he thought he still loved Jingjing. When he saw Jingjing, he discovered that Zixia was his true love.
Destiny has been playing tricks on him. : The Supreme Treasure suddenly became the Sun Wukong, and after all the hard work, he found Jingjing and fell in love with Zixia. The choice was so cruel: to defeat the Bull Demon King and save Zixia, he had to put on the Tightening Curse to become the powerful Sun Wukong; You can't have any lust when you are under a tight spell, you can only learn from the experience.
Unjust for the Supreme Treasure: I don't understand why love always becomes a victim in such a story, why not let the Supreme Treasure carry Zixia's slender hands - - Go first! I have expressed similar opinions countless times, and I am very tired.
Love is so beautiful and fragile, and it is impossible to face the triviality and tenacity of life. There are no gorgeous moments and moments. Will we be happy if we are together for a long time? Not necessarily. Not necessarily. I can wait. This is a decision.
Zhi Zunbao dug out his heart and saw where Zixia stayed. After all, a drop of tear has traveled across the sea for five hundred years and five hundred years, and has come back to the same place. Human beings have not been able to defeat fate, but human dignity has been affirmed in the struggle, and human emotions must also be defeated. Will be immortal.
“How joyful is life, how miserable is death. "Great enlightenment. A tight curse, trapping the dreams of the past and trapping the sharp-edged personality.
Maturity is a very painful word. It may not be gained, but it must be lost. Looking at Zixia gradually drifting away on the screen, I suddenly understood that this is actually a very selfish ending. This is the benefit of selfishness. It doesn't matter whether Supreme Treasure forgets or remembers himself. The last line of the film is: "Look at that person. So strange, like a dog. "One day you will also walk on the road, like a dog."
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