Who is the first person who dares to challenge Lu Junyi in Water Margin?

Wu Yongzhi, a multi-star with wisdom, earned Lu Junyi, a jade unicorn, and Luda, an ignorant rich man, left home full of anxiety to avoid disaster. But I don't know who gave him courage and wanted to challenge Liangshan heroes by himself. As a result, he was fooled by a monkey: eight Liangshan heroes fought with Lu Junyi's wheel like a joke, and the first guy who jumped out wore a red scarf in Dai Jinhua and an embroidered coat with an armored phoenix helmet. If it weren't for this guy waving two axes in his hand, who would have thought that this was the once naked black whirlwind Li Kui jy?

I used to be so poor that I was in rags and seemed to be in debt. Li Kui jy is down and out, and Song Jiang of Yuncheng County saw it at a glance: this is a good dog that can be bought with bones.

We know that when Li Kui jy met Song Jiang, he was as hungry as a dog. Li Kui jy can't make chopsticks, so he reached into the bowl, fished up the fish and chewed up all the bones? Wei Xiao chewed up the fish in the bowl, then stretched out his hand and took it from Song Jiang's bowl to eat, and then went to Dai Zhong's bowl to bring it here, and a little juice dripped on the table. ?

After eating three bowls of stale fish that Song Jiang disdained to eat, Li Kui jy didn't have a stomachache and was not caught in the throat by fishbone, but killed two catties of mutton. When Li Kui jy saw this scene, he didn't give in. He just paid a lot of money to eat, and with a twist of his finger, he ate all the two catties of mutton. ?

Li Kui JY eats like a devil.

Why is Li Kui jy so hungry? Of course, his income is too low (no matter how high it is, he can't afford to lose) and he doesn't even have a place to live. He has no head, no family, and only lives in prison. Without a field trip, I rested in the east for two days, and when I was in the west, I didn't know where he lived. ?

Homeless and unemployed, with no extra income, Dai Zong looked down on him and didn't take him to spend. Li Kui jy's situation can be imagined. So Li Kui jy took Song Jiang's five hundred and twenty-one pieces of silver and disappeared? Song Jiang was unable to find jy of Dai Zonghe, so he had a few more drinks alone, which made Xunyanglou anti-poetry.

Li Kui jy's attitude is similar to that of a worker in a certain country: you must never pay him money first, otherwise he will spend all the money you gave before starting work hungry, and you have to take care of his food.

Li Kui jy is dead set on Sung River, because Sung River can give him money to eat and wear warm clothes. Actually, this is in Li Kui jy? Ideal? It is very common among Liangshan heroes, such as the life that Ruan Sanxiong yearns for, too? Drinking in a big bowl, eating meat in large chunks, and wearing clothes in complete sets are called gold and silver? .

Li Kui jy, who went to Liangshan, was finally satiated with food and drink, and there were countless amounts of money, although most of Hu Sanniang's property was? Confiscate? But no one knows how much money Li Kui JY, who has killed old people, women and children in Hu Jiazhuang, has in his pocket.

People are full and warm, and always think about what to start. Li Kui jy doesn't seem to be interested in women, and he doesn't allow Song Jiang to have an intersection with women. He even worked hard with Song Jiang for this, acting like he had no love.

Although Li Kui jy is rude, it is not without love for beauty. As the saying goes, people rely on clothes to dress Buddha and gold to dress (it's strange why everything is empty and gorgeous), people rely on clothes to dress horses and saddle them, and old sows dress up to compete with fairies. So what does Li Kui jy look like? Let's take a look at the original description of Water Margin.

It is said that Lu Junyi, the jade unicorn, was trapped by Wu Yong, the intellectual star, and went to Liangshan's sphere of influence to plead guilty. As a result, the ghost came out without burning incense: four or five hundred dreamers blocked the road in front, four or five hundred dreamers cut off his back road, and a big man jumped out of the Woods.

How does this big fellow dress up? Have you seen him? Red scarf, golden flower oblique; Armor, phoenix helmet, brocade embroidered coat. Bloody moustache, tiger bag; A big axe scared everyone. ? If Li Kui jy doesn't have a pair of famous brand axes, who will recognize him as a black whirlwind?

Jade Kirin Lu Junyi almost stunned her chin, but Li Kui jy patted the axe proudly for herself? Grass chicken becomes phoenix? Feel good about yourself: Teacher Lu, do you know any dumb children? ?

It's not just that Lu Junyi didn't recognize that stupid child a few days ago. Is it the city camp of Jiangzhou prison? Colleague, don't you recognize this? Armored phoenix helmet, brocade embroidered coat? what's up General mighty? Yes Black face, golden flowers on the sideburns, red scarf, phoenix wing helmet, embroidered clothes and long armor. How can this style remind people of the man who claimed to be the first wise man in 500 years after pedicure abroad? Beauty? ?

Whether Li Kui jy angered Lu Junyi or made him sick, or whether Li Kui jy was crowned a monkey. The important thing is that if jy in Li Kui is a small prison, he can't afford such equipment in his life. From a jailer who bullied the weak when he lost, to a bloodthirsty demon who killed people without batting an eye, Li Kui jy became more and more cruel and tyrannical, but life was getting better and better? Liangshan is well-fed and well-fed, while Liangshan is easy to bully. Fang La's return was blocked, Zhenjiang Runzhou was in charge, and he became a senior official in the Song Dynasty. Where can you argue about this?

Li Kui jy has done all the bad things, but life is getting better and better. This can't help but remind people of two sentences: Will the prodigal son change money? Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha? . Does this mean that if you want to be? Gold is not exchanged? Do you want to be the first? The prodigal son returns? If you want to become a Buddha, you'd better fuck a butcher knife first, right? Hold your position. What can a good man do without a knife in his hand?

Think about it carefully. Although the emperor Song Huizong Evonne is unreliable and Cai Jing, Gao Qiu and Tong Guan are insidious, are they destroying it? Liangshan hero? They really did the right thing in this matter. Isn't it a great historical joke that a bunch of treacherous officials of bad kings came to destroy mountain thieves and water bandits? The end result, of course? Liangshan hero? Successfully washed into the imperial court officer traitor? Provoke meritorious service? , has become the biggest beneficiary. Hundreds of families outside Qingzhou were burned to the ground, and the murdered women and children seemed to have been buried for thousands of years?