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People still have to go out for a walk

Here comes the punch line!

1, if you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks later. Study hard now, and you will find multiple-choice questions later!

2, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that, alas, there is another father. When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that he has an extra son and he is still a rebel.

4, life has onions, there must be ginger, don't encounter a little setback.

A simple child like me never analyzes the history problems of intrigue, let alone do math problems with heart!

6. I want to live in your heart, but I didn't expect it to be a neighborhood with many neighbors.

7. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

8. If you are fat, you love to eat meat. What happened? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables.

9, your date is not me, you'd better be single.

10. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I decisively replied to him: next time.