Please write the content of a joke.

Rabbits and lambs are inseparable friends. One day, they quarreled over a trivial matter. Both of them were very angry and neither of them wanted to talk to each other. All day, the rabbit didn't stay with the lamb. He can't eat well, he can't sleep well, and he is unhappy all day. He wanted to apologize to the lamb, but he didn't have the courage.

Seeing the rabbit listless, the puppy suggested, "In that case, let me help you to apologize to the lamb." . I'm sure he will forgive you. "

"Thank you. Please tell him that I was wrong last time. Sorry. "

The puppy said goodbye to the rabbit and ran to find the lamb. He looked for it, but he couldn't find the lamb. At this time, he saw the kitten and told him that the rabbit apologized to the lamb.

The kitten is also warm-hearted and volunteered, "I'll help you find the lamb." I hope they can make up! " "

The kitten couldn't find the lamb, so she passed on the rabbit's apology to the chicken. Because the kitten is a little hard of hearing, she thinks the rabbit is a tiger, so she says to the chicken, "The tiger wants to apologize to the lamb. If you see a lamb, please say sorry to him. "

"Don't worry. I will try my best to bring this apology to him. " The chicken said and helped find the lamb. Similarly, she didn't find the lamb, but passed the apology to the calf. Because the chicken stuttered a little, she called the tiger a pig. The calf listened like a pig and apologized to the lamb.

Then the calf really found the lamb. He happily ran over and said, "lamb, lamb, piggy was wrong last time." He wanted to apologize to you, but he was too embarrassed to say it in person. Let me convey this apology to you-I'm sorry. "

The lamb felt puzzled and thought, I have no contradiction with the pig. Why did he apologize to me? But I should say it doesn't matter anyway. I'll tell the pig face to face when I see him.

So the lamb replied, "thank you, calf!" Please tell piggy that I forgave him a long time ago. Please don't worry about it! "

"Great!" The calf left happily.

After the calf left, the lamb suddenly remembered something and ran to the rabbit's house. When he came to the rabbit's house, he heard the dog say, "Rabbit, lamb has received your apology." He said he forgave you a long time ago, so don't take it to heart! "

"How did this happen?" The lamb is confused again. He didn't understand how the dog knew that he had forgiven the rabbit for a long time. However, this is not important. He strode forward and said to the little rabbit, "The puppy is right. I forgave you a long time ago. "

"Great!" The rabbit was overjoyed and hugged the lamb tightly.

Bear and Rana chensinensis

Spring should be a rainy season, but I don't know why it never rains.

A wood frog was about to lay eggs, looking around, and finally found a puddle in front of Xiong's house. There is not much water in the puddle, but the wood frog jumps up happily to lay eggs.

Who knows, just then, the big bear rushed out of the room and waved his arm and shouted, "Go away, don't lay eggs here."

The wood frog got a fright and jumped away.

After a while, another wood frog took a fancy to this puddle. The bear rushed out again, waved his arms and shouted, "Go away, don't lay eggs here."

The wood frog also ran away in fright.

Later, many wood frogs took a fancy to this puddle, but all of them were driven away by the big bear.

In order to prevent the wood frog from laying eggs here, the bear simply set up a sign beside the puddle, which read "No laying eggs here".

Seeing that the puddle was occupied by a big bear and there was no suitable place to lay eggs nearby, the wood frogs were angry and anxious. After discussion, they decided to lay eggs in puddles at night.

The next morning, the wood frog hiding in the dark found the big bear coming to the puddle. They were all very nervous. But when the bear found that the puddle was full of frogs' eggs, he just sighed and said nothing.

Every day, the wood frog will come to the puddle to look at it. They found that the eggs were hatching normally. But at the same time, they also found that there was less and less water in the puddle. If it doesn't rain again, the water in the puddle will completely dry up before the hatched tadpoles grow into small forest frogs.

The wood frog looked anxiously at the sky, hoping that there would be a heavy rain soon. However, it is still raining, and there is no water in the puddle. Those newly hatched tadpoles are crowded in shallow puddles, unable to move, and the situation is quite dangerous. There is nothing the wood frogs can do, so they all sit around the puddle and cry.

Just then, a heavy footsteps came. The wood frog looked back and saw a big bear coming panting with water. They didn't know what the bear wanted to do, so they quickly hid.

The bear came to the puddle, and with a "wow", he poured all the water into the puddle. All tadpoles in the puddle are swimming happily.

It turns out that this bear is trying to save his own child. The wood frog jumped out of the darkness and said gratefully, "Bear, thank you for saving our child!" " "

"You're welcome." The bear wiped his sweat and said, "I was worried that there was too little water in this puddle to prevent you from laying eggs here." There is water shortage everywhere in the forest now, and I have to walk a lot to get such a load of water. But don't worry, I'll try to protect these tadpoles. "

Only then did the wood frogs realize that they had misunderstood the bear and quickly apologized to it.

"Nothing, nothing, we are all good for the little forest frog!" The bear said, picked up the empty bucket and walked away.

Once, twice, three times ... The big bear picked a load of water, and finally helped the little tadpole tide over the difficulties and grow into a small forest frog. When the little wood frog left the puddle, it danced and sang, "Quack, quack, big bear is the best ..."

Smart grandson, stupid grandfather

Congcong's family has one person who is smart and one who is stupid. Smart people are naturally smart! As for the stupid person, it is Congcong's grandfather. If you want to know how smart Cong Cong is and how stupid Grandpa is, just look at a few simple examples and everyone will know.

When studying ancient poems, Cong Cong can recite them by heart as long as he reads them once or twice. As for grandpa, even if he reads it ten times and eight times, his back is still incoherent.

When learning to sing, Cong Cong can sing word for word just by watching the video several times. As for grandpa, after studying for several days in a row, he still forgets the end when singing, and forgets the beginning when singing the end.

When Grandpa and Congcong were shopping, Grandpa forgot what to buy as soon as he entered the mall. As for Congcong, I kept all the things I wanted to buy firmly in my heart, leaving nothing behind.

When grandpa accompanied Cong Cong to clap the ball, the ball in grandpa's hand was like a naughty little boy, and it rolled away carelessly. But when the ball reached Cong Cong's hand, he was as obedient as a pet dog, jumping whenever he wanted and stopping whenever he wanted.

There are many similar things. Cong Cong sometimes can't help calling grandpa stupid and calling him stupid grandpa. Grandpa is never angry. He always smiles and says, "Yes, Grandpa is a silly grandfather. Congcong is smart and is the smart grandson of Grandpa. "

Grandpa is so stupid, Congcong sympathizes with him and always helps him. No, when he learned that he was looking for a book for grandpa, he immediately ran to help him find it.

Soon, he found a book and asked, "Stupid grandpa, is this a book?"

"Yes, that's it. Congcong is really smart! " Grandpa smiled and read the book. At this moment, Cong Cong found an album on the shelf, so he took it down and read it.

There are many photos in the photo album, including my father's childhood photos and my grandparents' childhood photos ... Watching, watching, Cong Cong was suddenly attracted by a photo. In the photo, my grandfather was actually holding a Zhang greatly's certificate of merit. In the middle of the certificate, the three Chinese characters "Inventor" were written.

"Grandpa is so stupid, how can he be an inventor?" Cong Cong felt very strange and wanted to ask grandpa. Who knows, grandpa has fallen asleep on the sofa. Cong Cong couldn't bear to wake him up, so he ran to ask his father.

Dad explained while looking at the photo: "When grandpa was young, he was not only an inventor, but also an athlete, and even won a long-distance race champion!" " "

"Why is Grandpa so stupid now?" Congcong is even stranger.

"Grandpa is not stupid, he is old." Dad said seriously: "When people get old, their memory and sports ability will deteriorate, so we all need to care and take care of them."

Congcong understood what was going on and never called grandpa stupid again.

A girl looking for a dream

The girl's dream escaped, and when she woke up, her eyes flashed and she jumped out of the window.

The girl knows that this is a beautiful dream, and she wants to find her own dream. The girl didn't even bother to wear shoes, so she rushed out of the house to find her dream of escape.

The girl met a woman and asked, "Excuse me, have you seen my dream?"

The woman asked, "What is your dream?"

The girl shivered and said, "It's soft and warm."

So, the woman found a pair of cotton shoes to put on the girl: "Is this the dream you are looking for?"

"It seems so, but it seems not." The girl thanked the woman and moved on.

The girl met a man and asked, "Excuse me, have you seen my dream?"

The man asked, "What is your dream?"

The girl licked her tongue and said, "It's sweet and fragrant."

So the man found some apples, some cakes and some bottles of milk and handed them to the girl: "Is this the dream you are looking for?"

"It seems so, but it seems not." The girl thanked the man and moved on.

"Excuse me, did you see my dream?" The girl asked a boy.

The boy asked, "What is your dream?"

The girl said, "It seems to have three heads, six arms and six legs ..."

It is as you say, "superhuman powers, Nezha! Hey, your dream is coming! " The boy said that he gave his beloved doll to the girl.

"It seems so, but it seems not." The girl thanked the boy and moved on.

The girl walked a long way and asked many people. Until the sun set, she still didn't find her dream of running away.

It's getting dark, there are fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road, and the girl feels extremely anxious.

At this time, she saw two figures on the road, so she chased them and asked, "Excuse me, did you see my dream?"

Two figures turned around and suddenly cried excitedly, "son, why are you here!" " ""son, we finally found you. "

It turns out that they are the girl's parents. When the girl is looking for her dream all over the world, her parents are looking for her all over the world. Now that the daughter has been found, mom and dad are very happy and say, "son, let's go home!" " "

The girl's eyes lit up, then dimmed, and timidly asked, "Are you going back to your father's house or your mother's house?"

Mom and dad looked at each other, and then said in unison, "Back to our home."

"hmm!" The girl smiled.

After walking all day, the girl was so tired that she fell asleep on her father's shoulder. At this time, the dream of escape came back. In this dream, the girl lives close to her parents.

The moon looks for friends.

The moon in the sky is bright, the ground is empty, the lamb lies in the warm hut and sleeps sweetly!

In the dream, the lamb plays hide-and-seek with his friends. Playing, a little friend accidentally plopped into the well, and the lamb woke up at once.

When the lamb woke up, he opened his eyes and saw the darkness outside the window. I don't know where the moon went This is the sound of clapping in the yard.

It's so late, who is still playing with water in the yard? The lamb opened the door and saw a light shooting into the sky from the well in the middle of the yard. The sound of flapping came from the well.

The lamb bravely walked slowly to the well. He saw a big round ball of light jumping and splashing in the well.

"Oh," the lamb covered her mouth in surprise. But the big ball of light was stirred and stopped to look at the waiting lamb for a while. Yes, this big ball of light actually has five senses: big eyes, pointed nose, curved mouth and round ears.

"Ah-"The lamb thought it saw the monster and turned and ran away.

The big ball of light quickly jumped up from the well, stopped the lamb's way and said, "Don't go! Can you help me find someone? "

"Who are you looking for?" The lamb asked nervously.

"Don't be afraid!" The big ball of light said anxiously, "I am the moon in the sky." I am alone in the sky every day. I don't know how lonely I am! " I saw a moon in a well in the sky just now, so I came down to play with him. Who knows that when the water is moved, the moon disappears. "

The lamb looked up at the sky and the big ball of light, and was no longer afraid. He said excitedly, "I said how the moon in the sky disappeared." It was in my well. Moon, moon, the moon you see is not the real moon, but your own reflection! "

"My own reflection?" The moon paused, then looked at it listlessly and said, "I ... can't even make a friend." I'm so lonely ... "

The lamb quickly comforted and said, "If you don't mind, I want to make friends with you."

"good! All right! I have friends! I am not alone! " The moon is very happy. It barks and jumps around the lamb.

The lamb invited the moon into the house to read, chat and play games together.

"Whoops ..." The lamb and the moon suddenly heard a faint cry from the back hill.

Who is still crying so late? The lamb and the moon decided to have a look.

They came to the Woods in the back hill and found a poor little hedgehog. Only after asking did I know that the hedgehog came out to look for food by moonlight, but the moon disappeared halfway. He couldn't see the road and cried in fear.

The moon blushed and said shyly, "I'm sorry!" " I shouldn't just focus on finding friends and forget my duties. I will return to the sky and give you light. "

Reluctantly, the lamb said, "Moon, do you really want to go?"

"Really want to go. I will always remember you as a friend! " As she spoke, the moon slowly flew into the sky.

"I will always remember you as a friend!" The lamb waved hard and watched the moon rise higher and higher ... Finally, the moon hung high in the sky and the whole earth became bright again.

Small crabs outsmart big water snakes.

This is a clear river, where many small animals such as small fish, shrimp and crabs live. Everyone gets along in harmony and lives happily together.

Later, a big water snake broke into the river. The big water snake is really bad-tempered, always bullying this and that. The next day, he actually pulled the beard off the shrimp. Shrimp has no beard, or can't find the way home, or can't find food, so sad that he cries. After the friends knew it, they swam to comfort the shrimp.

The loach said angrily, "The big water snake is really hateful. We must find a way to get rid of it. "

The little fish said sadly, "but there is nothing we can do!" " "

Xiaoyu is right. Everyone has tried many ways before, but they can't deal with the big water snake. Everyone began to cry at the thought of living under the power of the big water snake.

"Guys, why are you crying?" At this moment, a voice suddenly came. Everyone looked back, and the crab came. I don't know where the crabs went these two days, and I don't know what happened in the river. Everyone quickly told him about the big water snake bullying the shrimp and reminded him to be careful.

The crab said calmly, "Don't worry! Let me see what I can do with the big water snake. "

He thought and thought, and finally came up with a good idea and said, "I have an idea." Go and tell the water snake that I will challenge him. "

"I can't!" Everyone said anxiously, "The big water snake is so big that even if we all go together, it is no match for him!" " "

"Everyone had been at ease. I only outwit, not stupid. " At the insistence of the crab, everyone had to pass on his words to the big water snake.

Soon, the crab and the big water snake met in the middle of the river. The big water snake doesn't care about crabs at all, wagging its long tail and saying, "Kid, do it if you have any skill."

"You wait a moment first. I'm hungry now, let's eat something first. " Said the crab, holding up a pair of pliers and biting without changing color.

"Oh" all the partners screamed, and the water snake was blindsided.

"Bah, pliers are hard and unpalatable. I think your skin is fine and tender, which is definitely better than delicious. " The crab said, bared its teeth and greeted the big water snake.

"Crazy ... crazy ... don't come over ..." The big water snake was frightened and ran away.

The partners forgot to be happy, and all around the crab nervously asked, "Crab, how can you eat your own pliers?"

"I didn't eat chelate, it is just a few days ago in the old shell. I didn't expect it to help me scare away the big water snake. " "The crab said, and took off an old shell from its claws. It turns out that crabs have a little secret that they have to change their shells every once in a while. He didn't come out for activities the other day, just hiding at home to change his shell.

Everyone was surprised and happy, and said, "Why didn't you tell us earlier?"

"If I say in advance, everyone's performance is not realistic. Ha ha ha! " The crab said and smiled.

"Ha ha ha ..." Everyone laughed.

After the big water snake was scared away, the river returned to its former calm.