Funny jokes about students

The students' funny jokes are as follows:

1, a classmate, once idle on Sunday, used the computer in the study to download movies. Afraid that grandma doesn't know how to screw things up, she reminds her: "I'm downloading in my room, so don't come over for a while." After a while, my father came out and asked my grandmother where I was. Grandma said, "He gave birth in it and won't let anyone in."

Today, the students of Grade One and Grade Two ask for leave from the old class: "Teacher, I have something to do this afternoon, and I want to ask for leave from you." Teacher: "What can I do for you?" The goods said, "Let me think." I am still standing outside.

The teacher said to the whole class in class: As a student, don't show off your wealth and pay attention to the brand at school. The school treats you equally. Xiaoming: Teacher, you told us not to pay attention to the brand. Why draw Nike on someone else's paper and Xtep on mine? You don't respect teachers. Please get out. Teacher: ...

4. Professor: This classmate, what is the crime of manslaughter? Student: Teacher, if you fail the final exam because it's too difficult, you're guilty of manslaughter. Professor: Oh? Where does this start? Student: If I fail in the exam, my girlfriend will leave me and my parents will scold me. When I get angry, I will die of poisoning or run away from home. You will be distracted after leaving, and you may be killed by a car.

If I am poisoned and killed by a car, aren't you guilty of manslaughter? Professor: What if you were poisoned or beaten and you didn't die? Student: So you committed the crime of assault.

My brother fought with his classmates at school today. My father was called away and my brother was badly beaten. My dad was distressed and angry when he saw it. But because the other mother was there, I couldn't beat the boy, and I had no place to vent my anger, so I beat my brother again. Laughing me to death.