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The mobile phone was damaged by humorous sentences.

The mobile phone was damaged by humorous sentences.

Everyone has read many classic sentences. According to their usage and mood, sentences can be divided into declarative sentences, interrogative sentences, imperative sentences and exclamatory sentences. What sentences have you seen? The following are humorous sentences that my mobile phone is broken, for your reference only. I hope I can help you.

The mobile phone is broken. Humorous sentences 1 1. I accidentally broke my mobile phone, and the time of the day became much longer.

2. Bad luck, bad luck … The mobile phone is broken, the door lock is broken, and now the circuit is broken, and the whole community is out of power … I can't take a shower in a hot day.

Brother, I broke the phone case and membrane. The key is whether I am careful or not. So angry.

4, the phone is broken, I just want to die, chop my hand, and now I use Apple 5S, which is as small as explosion and as big as pain.

In order to see these supermodels on the beach, I broke three mobile phones.

The mobile phone broke down at the end of this year, and it can finally be replaced next year.

7. I want to go out, and my mobile phone is broken. I want to repair my mobile phone. The car crashed, and I didn't bring the invoice for repairing the mobile phone ... After successfully losing contact with the world for 26 hours, I finally repaired the mobile phone. To a bump yesterday.

8. I was hit this morning. At noon, I took the bus and missed my stop. My mobile phone charger also fell on the bus, and then it rained. I broke my mobile phone screen in the afternoon and it rained all night.

9. Wow, the mobile phone is broken today. I haven't had a mobile phone for a day. Watching TV, watching Argentina advance, tears streaming down her face, come on Argentina!

10, I hurt myself last time because I looked at my mobile phone. I broke my mobile phone this time because of wrestling. Still injured in the same foot and place. Today is really wronged like a baby.

1 1. My mother broke the home button of my mobile phone and I can't get it back. I had to brush Weibo, but she still refused to admit that she dropped it ... Alas!

12, friends, I'm a little sad. Today, I broke my mobile phone to send you mangoes and spicy strips.

13, took a makeup photo and broke the phone. Is this a work-related injury? I wonder if I can ask my boss for reimbursement.

14, I seem to like you and want to add you to WeChat. But I accidentally broke the screen of my mobile phone a few days ago. I don't want you to see my broken screen, just like I don't want you to see a defective me. Can you wait for me, wait for my ancestor film, and be close to your heart.

15, I went out to eat a wonton this morning and accidentally broke my mobile phone, which made my brother angry!

The mobile phone is broken. Humorous sentence 2 1. He left me yesterday because the mobile phone was overloaded for a long time and the rescue was ineffective. The last five days are mourning days for mobile phones. In order to express deep affection, all external contacts are suspended during this period.

2. The mobile phone ran away from home, resulting in the loss of all contact numbers. Please send your mobile phone number and your name to my mobile phone number, and then I will extract the lucky number of 10 from it and send a certain amount of phone bills. Thank you for your cooperation.

For me, my mobile phone is more likely to be blacked out, crashed and unable to answer the phone, and finally turned off than being disturbed by others.

4, the mobile phone drives the crane to the west.

Hey, I couldn't get through when I called you. Please call me back and try.

6. My mobile phone has changed its ringtone. I don't know if it will help. Please call back and try.

7. Call me. Come on.

8. I gave a red envelope to the person who called me today.

9. If you don't give me a red envelope, then give me a call to comfort me.