Funny joke: Will you hit such a husband?

Funny joke: Will you hit such a husband? I will definitely call anyway.

Funny joke: Wife: Husband, what should you do if someone bullies me?

My husband took three steps back: I will be extremely happy!

Wife: Are you looking for a taxi? Say, why?

Husband: I have been bullied by you all my life. I expect someone to avenge me every day. ...

Wife: You ... don't run ... OK! I won't hit you. Can you answer me one more question?

Husband: What's the problem?

Wife: What if someone robs me? What will happen to you?

Husband: I will be very happy, too!

The wife growled: Why?

Husband: I'm not the only one who likes ugly people in the world. ...