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Once upon a time there was a landlord with a fat head and a slippery melon. Except for a few hairs on the back of his neck, he looks like a puffed pig urine. He is the most taboo to say "light", "bald" and "bright" and other related words. If you come to work for him for a long time, you must first promise him not to violate his taboo: if you violate it, you will deduct my salary for one year; If you hear other people's taboos, you will be killed, otherwise the money of the long-term workers will be deducted.

There was a long-term worker who made a taboo on his first day at work, and the landlord fined him for a year for nothing. The long-term workers have to agree.

One morning, the rooster crowed. The chicken's voice is a little hoarse, as if it were calling again: "How many …" The long-term worker heard a brainwave, got out of bed and saw that the rooster crowed. The bald landlord woke up and the shoes ran out without wearing them. He scolded the long-term worker: "Bastard, you are crazy ..." The long-term worker said confidently: "Sir, didn't you say that whoever scolded you would be killed? This rooster scolds his master with only a few hairs! " The bald landlord lost his voice and had to stew the dead chicken.

"Bald ... monotonous ... bald ..." The steam in the casserole made a noise on the lid. The long-term worker heard it. I ate all the stewed chicken, which was very refreshing.

"Bastard, who let you eat?"

The long-term worker said, "Sir, this plague chicken won't give up after it's dead, and it still stews its mouth hard and calls it bald!" " I'm sorry if I don't eat its meat, sir! Bald landlords and dumb people eat coptis, and they are too bitter to say.

Another day, the landlord's rhubarb dog bit a poor mother-in-law at the door: "Naked!" "Long-term workers saw it, and finding the right head is a sap. The dog barked and ran and ran into a tied bull. " No hair, no hair. "Cried the cow in a muffled voice. The long-term worker's heart moved and rushed over to give the cow a beating. The cow tore off the nose rope and ran away.

The bald landlord was mad and jumped up to scold the long-term worker: "Bastard, get the cow back, or I'll kill you!" " "

The long-term worker spread out his hands and said, "Didn't you say that whoever breaks your taboo will be killed?" Dogs call you' naked', and Niu Jiao, who is in pieces, calls you' hairless'. My lungs are so angry that I have to kill them! "

The bald landlord glared at the long-term worker and shouted, "Get out ..."

The long-term worker smiled and said, "I'm jealous of my master and I have to work for him for a year for nothing." Just a few days! " "

"Get out, get out!" Shouted the bald landlord