Duck king's classic quotations

"duck king" is a Hongkong erotic comedy film directed by and written by Cheuk Man Au and starring Dominic Ho, David Ho. The film was released in Hong Kong on 20xx65438+1October 29th.

The film tells the story of He Jufeng, an ignorant teenager, who was expelled from school for fighting, and then his mother fell down due to illness and was forced by fate to become a cowherd and an actor.

Classic quotations of duck king

1, I am not a rich second generation, but I can drive a Ferrari. My family doesn't have hundreds of millions of property, but I can use endless money. There are 1000 women for every 800 men in Hong Kong, and these 1000 women have the opportunity to give me money.

In your line of work, don't use sex as a tool, which will affect your quality.

In this line of work, the most unbearable thing is to finish talking with the guest, and she also asks you why you are doing this line of work. I don't think it's your business.

4, which line is destined to be a duck.

To be a competent duck, the most important thing is your appearance.

6, either don't do it, or do it first. You must remember that to get a woman's heart and different guests, you have to wear different masks. What they want to buy is fantasy. Ten women who dare to play with men are lonely. Their desire for sex has no upper limit. As long as you make her emotional, they can even give you their lives.

Classic lines of duck king

I am not a rich second generation, but I can drive a Ferrari. I don't have hundreds of millions of dollars, but I can use endless money.

In Hong Kong, every 800 men corresponds to 1000 women. And these 1000 women have the opportunity to give me money because I am a duck.

It is difficult to care about the poor.

Sometimes, you really don't have to study to make money.

It's really a giant carving, and even loose basketball pants can't cover it.

If you want to release it, you can collect it quickly, slowly, short, light, heavy, nine shallow and one deep.

I don't care if my friends have money, they won't be richer than me anyway.

How does a handsome guy clean up in a duck shop? What about temptation to commit a crime?

You are a big man, how can you be more troublesome than a woman?

If it is a woman, the first time is valuable. If it's a man, it's even worse.

In this line of work, the most unbearable thing is to have dinner with the guests. She also asked: Why do you do this line?

Rich second generation like me, as the saying goes, it is free to have a mother without a mother. I do this business purely to challenge myself and prove my charm.

The secret is: don't think it's beautiful to be a duck king.

Our business is a service industry, the guests are emperors and we are queens. Don't think that being a duck king can play a woman until she can't bear to part with you.

Strictly speaking, we should lower our dignity, humble ourselves and serve our guests like dead dogs.

I am thirsty for abalone.

Whoever wins a woman's heart wins the world.

What they want to buy is fantasy

If you know how to use it, your finger is your second sexual organ, which can bring your partner an orgasm.

Wang Sicong's classic quotations

Wang Sicong's classic quotations

1. Your thoughts and comments can't change my present situation, so no matter what you say, I don't need to prove it to you.

When I make friends, I don't care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as rich as I am.

3, a little money, not terrible. Incompetence is not terrible. No taste, not terrible. But even if you have some money, you are incompetent and have no taste, which is quite terrible.

4, people, if you have time, read more books and show off in an ostentatious manner.

I don't like bargaining, not because many people are stupid about money, but because I think it is not easy to do business, so I let others earn more. For those who treat me like a big head, I will just laugh it off. You made money for a while, but what you lost was my eternal patronage, trust and friendship.

6. Good people, beautiful and rich; As a girl, I can understand that you are confident when you have two children, but I really don't know where your confidence comes from for those people who have lost themselves in an ostentatious manner and feel super good about themselves when they have only one child.

7. Laugh from the heart. In fact, I know the least about those who grin when taking pictures. What the hell are you playing?

8. The success of terrorists lies in arousing people's panic. Take off your shoes when you pass the security check in America. If the whole process takes about 1 minute, the annual passenger flow in the United States is about 560 million times, which means that 560 million minutes are wasted-1.065 years. Excluding the average life expectancy of 77.8 years in the United States, this figure is 14 people-that is to say, even if no one is attacked by terrorists in 1 year, the security check alone will kill 14 Americans.

10, seeing the recent filming of "The Condor Heroes" in Lei Ju and the newly released "The Feast of the Sea and the Sky", I can't help but sigh that all the chickens in China have gone to film, and all the actors have gone to make chickens.

1 1. It is suggested that the producer add a line before the film screening. This film will not accept any bad reviews.

12, alas, I really don't understand what these stars in China think. If you don't have any works, you will go to major film festivals to rub the red carpet every day, squeezing out the old aunts in their forties one by one. Is this beautiful? And a French kiss kneeling on the red carpet. You think that's your bedroom? Going abroad is a disgrace to China people.

13, JD.COM is amazing. 200 yuan's computer desk is expected to be delivered in 1-2 days, and now he tells me that in terms of logistics (eight days have passed), he didn't give an explanation when he called, which is really a big bully.

14, unhappy, buy JD.COM.

15, "bride with white hair" once again set a new standard for domestic bad films, and this zero-score work may also be the most classic negative teaching material for a director. Ye Fan played the only woman as he wished, but unfortunately, this lame script, lines, editing and the leading role of facial paralysis made the whole movie unattractive and full of slots, which made the audience really sick. The most 3d feature of the whole movie is subtitles. You don't need glasses to see, and there are no ghosts. Add 3d just to make money.

King Arthur's classic quotations

King Arthur: Where there is doubt, there is truth, because truth is the shadow of doubt.

2. King Arthur: This is really not something that ordinary people can do. Also, please call me King Arthur!

3. King Arthur: There is nothing hidden that cannot be revealed.

4. King Arthur: The human heart is the most terrible killer lurking in the dark.

5. King Arthur: There must be something hateful about poor people. You finally succeeded in irritating me.

6. King Arthur: The prince and ordinary people committed the same crime.

7. King Arthur: The more perfect the personality, the more disasters people can bear.

8. King Arthur: What is hidden behind revenge is usually more terrible than revenge.

9. King Arthur: Wise men are always lonely.

10, King Arthur: Our bodyguards also have to be paid, so you ruined them, didn't you?

1 1, King Arthur: I'm heartbroken. Your exposure has improved a lot recently. Aren't you tired of the audience?

12, King Arthur: The strong are always the last to leave the battlefield.

13, King Arthur: A fool occasionally utters words of wisdom.

14, King Arthur: Concealing the truth and making concessions will only keep people away from the truth.

15, King Arthur: A hypocritical woman is like a gold ring on a pig's nose, alas! Poor thing!

16, King Arthur: Perfect love makes people weak, and imperfect love hurts people.

17, King Arthur: Desire can make any food delicious. Yes, this is the best pizza I have ever eaten.

18, King Arthur: Too perfect love, sad and hurt.

19, King Arthur: Before corruption, people should be proud, and before honor, they should be humble.

20. King Arthur: The truth, the truth, the closer to the truth, the harder it is to win people's trust.

2 1, King Arthur: A true fighter is always willing to admit his defeat.

22. King Arthur: A group of monkeys will also say that the teacher is early, which is really an eye-opener.

23. King Arthur: Woman, woman! On the stage of men, you will always stand outside the aperture and applause.

24. King Arthur: Pay attention to what fools say, because occasionally useless words will contain treasure.

25. King Arthur: Women, women, choose between looks and knowledge. You can have both and lose both, which is a tragic ending.

26. King Arthur: Great love often happens at the beginning of trivial details. This sentence kills me, and I won't agree with it.

27. King Arthur: My mobile phone, watch, necklace and ring are all pawned. I'm not used to being empty. What is a friend? A friend is always an idiot who stands by you when he makes an unforgivable mistake.

King Arthur: Hey! I think King Arthur has been drugged into a coma. Was my posture ugly when I passed out? Do you pose well?

29. King Arthur: megalomaniac, do you know that your crying really makes it difficult for me to sympathize with you? King Solomon said: vanity, vanity, all is vanity. Wang Dadong, you are crying! Anyway, everything is just vanity.

30. King Arthur: This is an advanced guava middle school. Unfortunately, I hate this kind of educator the most. Where is the low guava middle school?

Wang Jie's classic quotations.

Wang Jie's classic quotations.

1, looks are not important, but connotation is the most important. Some women are beautiful, but they are also good at begging. Some girls are not beautiful, and many people like them. They are more popular than beautiful girls, so inner beauty is the most important thing.

A person who eats well and dresses well is unhappy. Only the poor in the world can be truly happy if they live a good life.

Only by comparing your own shortcomings with others' advantages can you feel your own shortcomings and make progress. If a person overestimates himself and always thinks that he is better than others, he will never make progress.

4, people sometimes have to know how to forgive others, the past is a joke, there is nothing to write about yourself, don't think that holding a pen, the whole world is afraid of you, if I say something, I can exaggerate, but it is unacceptable to make something out of nothing.

In fact, since everyone has come to this world, he must and should say that he will experience more things, whether it is some small details in your life or any setbacks in your own life ideas and ideals, () this is also an experience.

6. A pile of sand is loose, but when it is mixed with cement, stone and water, it is tougher than granite.

7. Vanity people stare at their own names; Glorious people are watching the cause of the motherland!

8. I'm a little crazy. But I can tell you that even ants walking is my music. I can only say that people who really like music will nod their heads when I say it.

9. We are great because of our dreams and thrive because of our pains.

10, if a person does something right, he will speak loudly. Don't think that he is an emperor with a pen. Don't forget that you have a pen and I have a microphone. Let's see whether the pen is faster or the microphone is faster.

1 1. If you haven't been to my concert, you haven't been there.