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Preface to death-seeking comics (complete)
Monologue title:
Death and strawberry death and strawberry
Tite Kubo: Hello, everyone. This is the first volume of Bleach-Death. I'm drawing it very carefully. Please cherish. To this.
Foreword:
I wait for nothing.
Don't be afraid.
It's because you can't see it that it's terrible. Volume II (including 8~ 16 words)
Monologue title:
Goodbye parrot, my good sister goodbye parrot, goodbye my sister
Tite Kubo: I'm getting fat. Shit. It's really bad. Too nerve-racking, too nerve-racking. So ... If there is a good way to lose weight, please tell me! I hope there is a quick and simple way to lose weight from the beginning, and it will be welcomed by girls without limiting diet.
Foreword:
People want to keep it.
See you at the end of your life.
People can hope, because they can't see death.
Volume 3 (including 17~25 words)
Monologue title:
Memories in the rain
Tite Kubo: I am very concerned about the difference between the season in the story and the season in reality. This series begins in summer. The season in the story is in May. I've always cared about this difference. This volume finally introduces the protagonist Kurosaki Ichigo. The stage came to June. I didn't think this would be a good time. If possible, please read this book on a rainy night.
Foreword:
しわたしがだったなら
それがにわることのなぃ.
Empty the earth, leave it, leave it.
Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
If I were a raindrop … then, can I connect a person's heart in series like connecting the sky and the earth that will never meet?
The fourth volume (including 26~34 words)
Monologue title:
Quincy Archer hates you. Archer hates you.
Tite Kubo: I moved. Even the phone number has changed. This is a big number. Very, very memorable But somehow, many people dialed the wrong number. What surprised me most was that I received a phone call from a foreigner, "Is it a foreign embassy (I won't announce the name of the country)?" "I made a lot of phone calls in fast Russian (I guess). I don't care, because I think it's interesting.
Foreword:
ぼくたちは ひかれあう
Water droplets will not confuse the stars.
ぼくたちはしぁぃ
Magnets, muscles and colors.
We are attracted to each other, like water drops, like planets ... We repel each other, like magnets, like skin color. Volume 5 (including 35~43 words)
The giant's right arm
Tite Kubo: Not long ago, I lost my mind and bought my first suit. It's perfect for wearing a suit that walks around. But I recently realized that I didn't have a chance to wear a suit until I liked it on any occasion.
Foreword:
をらなければぉまぇをれなぃ.
ををったままではぉまぇをきしめられは.
If I don't have a sword, I can't protect you. If I hold the sword all the time, I can't hold you tightly. Volume 6 (including 44~52 words)
Monologue title:
Death trilogy overture death advice trilogy
Tite Kubo: I've been up to my ears recently. Sleep less than 2 hours a day, or stay indoors for a week. It feels like a cartoonist's life.
Foreword:
そぅ, I どになどなぃ.
Ignorance, terror, fear, trampling, trampling; Ignorance, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear.
You don't know what to do, but you don't know what to do. This is fate.
Yes, we are swallowed up by ignorance and fear, and we have no choice. On the contrary, we fall into the turbid stream of fate by degenerating those things that have not been trampled on. Volume 7 (including 53~6 1 word)
Monologue title:
Broken coda broken information
Tite Kubo: I moved last year, and the landlord who lives next door seems to like me very much, so my landlady who is good at cooking often cooks for me. I am very grateful for the delicious food I cooked. It's a pity that I dare not eat onions, but I haven't told her yet.
Foreword:
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
それはに?するのでぁり
I don't care. I don't care.
There is a "てすでぁるとぃぅことの".
Prove "He", "He", "He" and "He"
We should not shed tears, which is tantamount to the frustration of the body on the mind. That just proves that the fact that we have hearts is completely unnecessary. Volume 8 (62~70 words)
Monologue title:
Oscar Pistorius and I, Zangetsu and I.
Tite Kubo: A few days ago, I received a letter from a reader, which said, "He named his son Ichigo". When I think that what I draw will have such a great influence on people I don't know, I think I should be more cautious again. I hope what I draw will make him proud of his name when he grows up.
Foreword:
びけばときてられず
Don't hurt me. I don't want to crack my body.
そぅりとは
The blade is like a knife.
Once it rusts, it can't be used any more. If I can't use it anymore, I'm broken. Yes, the so-called dignity is actually very similar to a knife. Volume 9 (including 7 1~79 words)
The second volume singles title:
Fourteen days of conspiracy. Fourteen days.
Tite Kubo: I have a stereo at home. I bought it when I was in junior high school in our country, and it took me more than ten years to make money as a newsboy. Recently, its situation is very unsatisfactory. I want to buy another set, but even if I buy the latest and most gorgeous machine, I should still think that I used it for a long time ... when I think about it, it is difficult for me to buy a new one. Simply put, you just can't give up.
Foreword:
ぁぁぉれたちは
Eye-catching, eye-catching and eye-catching
Flying in the air, dreaming and seeing.
Ah, we just dream of flying in the sky with our eyes open. Vol. 10 (including 80-88 words and 88.5 foreign languages)
Monologue title:
Tattoos in the sky tattoo in the sky
Tite Kubo: Recently, I've never been able to learn. I almost gave up bowing, and finally I was able to make a beautiful bow. Life is a constant effort every day. At present, someone asks me, "What's your interest?" All the readers are carrying out activities to answer "That is to tie a bow". Because there is a time limit, ask quickly.
Foreword:
Anda's hand is stretched out.
Clouds, sky and penetration.
Moon, Mars, Mars, Mars and Mars.
The real "ぃにはまだかなぃ"
We spread our arms … through the clouds and into the sky … although we built the moon and Mars … we still can't touch the truth.
Vol. 1 1 (including 89~98 words)
Monologue title:
A statistic and a stray dog, stars and wild dogs
Tite Kubo: Maybe it's because I'm busy recently. I often want to say, "Never mind the time and keep drawing." But once I am free, I hope I will do nothing every day. I think it should be the idea of "having something you don't have".
Foreword:
The first national people's congress.
Good-bye.
このをぃてしまわぬよぅに
Igniting an untouchable tusk … is like solving it without looking up at the stars … is like breaking your throat without shouting. Vol. 12 (including 99~ 107 and 0.8)
Monologue title:
Flowers on the cliff
Tite Kubo: At the end of every year, I will take part in an activity called "JUMP FESTA", which is similar to the carnival of JUMP magazine. This year, I visited the venue for the first time since I took office. At this time, although many readers cheered for me loudly at the back, I was too shy to look back. I'm really sorry for everyone. What should I do at this time? Should I wave? But it doesn't feel right ...
Foreword:
I think of the beauty of the rock wall, flowers and thoughts.
I don't want to stop at the rock wall. I don't want to stop at the rock wall.
I'm afraid there will be no flowers.
Go, go, go, go, go.
The reason why we think the flowers on the rock wall are beautiful is because we stand on the rock wall. Don't be afraid, because like flowers, we don't step out. Vol. 13 (including 108~ 1 15).
Monologue title:
The undead are immortal.
Tite Kubo: I moved at the end of April, and the landlord and his wife held a farewell party. They really take care of me and thank them very much. By the way, because I mentioned it here before, the landlady carefully selected the onions in the salad. But she added kohlrabi. Sorry, I don't eat kohlrabi either.
Foreword:
Let's talk about it
I'm about to pay.
Let's kill each other.
I'm retreating.
Every time we give up our self-esteem, we become more like beasts. Every time we kill a heart, we stay away from wild animals. Volume 14 (including 1 16~ 123)
Monologue title:
A white tower shaken by a tower stone.
Tite Kubo: Mom and Dad, are you watching? I finally did it. I will show an animation on TV in Tokyo. That picture also has this line, which not only moves but also rings. This moved me to tears. By the way, my hometown is Hiroshima, but there seems to be no branch of Tokyo TV. Mom and dad, did you see it?
Foreword:
Rolling the tower is a crime.
Light, light, world, penetration.
れるれるるるの Tower
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
The tower of pure sin creaks ... like light, it runs through the world. The tower on my back is swaying ... Is it us or is the sky falling all the time? Vol. 15 (including 124~ 130 and foreign articles-17)
Monologue title:
The beginning of tomorrow's death.
Tite Kubo: The benchmark of watching animation by yourself lies in the quality of animation head. And the title image of bleach is better than expected. Because I am so happy, I recorded it and often watched it on DVD. To tell the truth, I actually watch it every night before going to bed. If your bleaching fans think you are the number one supporter of bleaching! ",I'm so sorry! The number one fan should be me!
Foreword:
ぼくは ただ きみに
さよならをぅ Practice をする
I'm just practicing saying goodbye to you Vol. 16 (including 13 1~ 139).
Third: the title of singles:
Regret night
Tite Kubo: I just moved into the studio last year. Seriously, there's not much room. But it's dawn. Every time I open the door after work, I can see a sunrise in front of me. The sky before dawn presents a beautiful rainbow color. Recently, in order to see the sky, I worked until dawn to go home. So I did nothing during the day, because I slept until noon every day. Because I want to see the sunrise.
Foreword:
Reduce the frequency of the sun.
Thin footprints, thin footprints, thin footprints, thin footprints.
Bullying the weak, fearing the hard, etc.
The world not only deceives people, but also deceives people.
The sun's mane fell from the sky, making the footprints left by thin ice gradually disappear. Don't be afraid of being cheated, because the world is built on deception.
Volume 17 (including 140~ 149)
Monologue title:
Roses and lillo are redder than roses and whiter than lilies.
Tite Kubo: Bleach released its first game (before morning). But also on the world-famous new game console PSP! This makes me feel that this is the most advanced technology. The content is the most desirable "fighting game" for boys. I want to say that it was Ichigo from the beginning! As a result, in the most unforgettable first performance, Zhiji stepped on it from the beginning. Come on, Ichigo.
Foreword:
Blood is red.
Bones are white.
Lonely, lonely, red.
Sorry, sorry.
のののよぅにく
God, heart and mind are in harmony.
Let's leave now.
I'm sorry I'm frozen, but I'm not happy.
Night food, shadows and darkness.
Breathe on the moon.
White, white, red and scattered.
As bright as blood.
As white as a bone
As red as loneliness.
As pale as silence
As bright as the nerves of wild animals.
As white as God's heart.
As red as dissolved hatred.
As pale as a solidified sigh
As bright as the shadow that devours the night
Like a sigh across the moon
Snow-white, bright, bright and red.
Volume 18 (including 150~ 158)
Monologue title:
Death berries are back.
Tite Kubo: Temporary vacancy.
Foreword:
ぁなたのはやかに
Okay, no poison needle.
I don't know what to do.
ぁなたのはしなやかに
Water supply, thunder, thunder and lightning.
Private life, source and disconnection.
Your shadow is like ...
Like a needle without a purpose ...
Sew me to death
Your light is like ...
Thunder taps the water tower ...
Cut off the source of my life
Volume 19: (including 159~ 168)
Cover Character: Kurosaki Ichigo
Monologue title: The rising black moon is in the sky.
Tite Kubo: Everyone! Department! ! Color! ! ! Page-! ! ! ! Hell of a full color, so it's all published directly, okay! Then thoroughly understand what hell is! ! Also, my favorite shoes are broken, so I need an expert to repair them.
Foreword:
そぅ, ものもわたしのを?ぇらはしなな.
Yes, nothing can change my world.
Volume 20: (including 169~ 178+Fanwai-12.5)
Cover character: Marubeni Bank
Monologue title: Hypnosis ends when you wake up.
Tite Kubo: Bleaching has become a musical. Speaking of Musical, although it feels high in style, actually, if you go to see it, Ichigo, who is more handsome than the original, and Lucia, who is exactly the same as the original, are singing and dancing in the battle, and it feels quite cool. I hope those readers who are not interested in musicals will like musicals ... what is this serious article?
Foreword:
Beauty, love, analogy, attitude, knowledge and understanding.
きをにふのはをったとるもの
Those who describe love beautifully are those who don't understand it.
He who describes love as ugly thinks he knows love. Volume 2 1: (including 178~ 187)
Cover Character: Hirako Shinji
Monologue topic: to be my family or not to be my kind.
Tite Kubo: I am fascinated by this animation. Surrounded by these people, it seems to be swallowed up. A strong sense of oppression. No ... but I am happy.
Foreword:
このすべてはぁなたをぃつめるにぁ.
Everything in this world is to destroy you. Volume 22: (including 188~ 197)
Cover character: Urchiola
Monologue title: Conqueror Conqueror
Tite Kubo: If someone asks me which season I like, I will answer that the seasons alternate. If it weren't for hay fever, I would like it three times as much as I do now.
Foreword:
There is no point in waiting for the world.
そこにきるにも means などどぃ.
There is no point in waiting for the world to think.
そこに means はぃとることにすら means なななぃとと.
It doesn't make much sense in our world.
It is meaningless for us to live in this world.
Meaningless, we think about the world.
It doesn't even make sense to know it doesn't make sense here. Volume 23: (including 198~205 words+0sidea &; b)
Cover Character: Madarame Ikkaku
Monologue title: Mara Sirte's bad luck
Tite Kubo: It's been four years since I left my first editor. My phone book is displayed in the pronunciation order of "ぁぃぅぇぉ", and the name of the first editor still ranks first. I feel that friendship has made no progress in four years. The goal this year is to make a friend whose name is higher than Asada's in order.
Foreword:
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know what a wave is, what a wreck is and what a whale is.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
ぁぁたちはにされてぃる.
We are the fish in front of the waterfall, and we are the birds in the cage.
We are the wreckage of the waves, the skeleton, and the whales swallowed up by the surging forces in all directions.
We are bulls with five horns. We are fire-breathing monsters and crying children.
Ah, we are all poisoned ... moonlight.
Volume 24: (including 206~2 14 words)
Cover character: Xiao Ge
Monologue title: Inner God Bruce God Bruce
Tite Kubo: In the PSP's bleaching fighting game software released a while ago, there is a mode of dialogue with partners to enhance trust. Therefore, I hope to be closer to Luan Ju. As an author, I don't know Luan Ju's mood. Every time I answer a question, I have a great chance of getting upset. I am the author.
Foreword:
どぃつもこぃつもつ?れちまぇ.
This or that, I smashed it.
Volume 25: (including 2 15~223 words)
Cover character: Bai
Monologue title: unshakable throne unshakable throne
Tite Kubo: Bleach was adapted into a movie. Everything from scenery painting to sketch shows the ambition of the production unit. This should be a wonderful movie. People who are satisfied with the comic version should be further satisfied. Those who are not satisfied with the comic version will be satisfied. I will definitely go to see it. Then, who can say hello to the staff instead of me on the opening day?
Chapter IV: Preface:
I am.
Life, death, and then death.
What is the ending? What is the ending?
It's in the beginning before it starts.
Give birth to きることが
Do you blame me? I don't know. I don't know.
I was the last person to know about it. What is its ending?
I don't know what to do in the end.
Have a complete understanding of にることこそが
That is, die.
I know nothing about it. I know nothing about it.
Those who are dead, beyond others.
Do you blame me? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I'll wait for everyone
Born to die.
The ending is often
It existed before it started.
Living is such a thing.
If it's to keep getting it
Then what we finally get is the ending.
The ending finally appeared.
What do you know completely?
This is the so-called death
We don't need to know.
A mortal who cannot transcend death
You don't need to know anything. Volume 26: (including 224~233 words)
Cover character: Ruby
Monologue title: Muscalon drives the power that leads to ambiguity.
Tite Kubo: I moved. I have moved every two years since I came to Tokyo. Both my parents and the editor think I like moving very much. Actually, I hate it, because it's very troublesome. It's just that I get bored easily and want to go somewhere else as soon as I arrive two years later. ..... can be serialized for five years.
Foreword:
In private, the chest is deep and sudden, and the voice of stabbing, screaming, stopping and ringing is like a sound.
The sound that pierces my chest deeply is like you can't help cheering Volume 27: (including 234~242 words).
Cover character: Inoue Zhituo
Monologue title: Goodbye to quiet days and carefree time.
Tite Kubo: I bought an ipod. I have always rejected the ipod on the grounds that it seems to be popular. However, what is this! That's so cool! Banner. ! You can listen to hundreds of songs continuously, which is super convenient. But this ipod has a silent body and a good packaging design. Although the acrylic box for placing the fuselage is unnecessary, I have never lost it. I really hope that I can also design a cover, so that readers can say, "Although I will lose the single cover, I will not lose the bleach cover." .
Foreword:
Severe iron deficiency anemia
つとしてじりぁぅものはなぃ.
つとしてじをしてぃなぃ.
つのをたぬばかりに
Four eyes, square corners, hope, and so on.
Five eyes, heart and position
We ...
Each one is not an integrated existence.
Two people don't have the same appearance as each other.
Three eyes, no one has such a line of sight.
There seems to be no hope in all directions.
The fifth place has a place called the heart.
Volume 28: (including 243~25 1 word)
Cover Character: Dordoni
Monologue Title: Full Record of Baron's Lecture
Tite Kubo: I changed my mobile phone. The first name in the telephone address book is Asada. Damn it.
Foreword:
Lord, I am.
Peacock, look at the eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
See you later.
それはととととととと
Scary as knowing the bottom.
Let's have a look.
grasp
We are looking at peacocks.
Come to see you
It's like expectation, longing and fear.
These abstract concepts
With a border
Volume 29: (including 252~260 words)
Cover character: Tiruti
Monologue title: the cruel stage of slashing opera
Tite Kubo: At the same time as the publication of this booklet, there is a special edition of Color Death (Japan). It is a book assembled from the video game JUMP comic series V-JUMP, which has been serialized for nearly two years and centered on the soul world. But to be honest, these pages are not enough. In the second half of the year, the monthly newsletter Jingling Pavilion was added. Among them, "Come on! Huting Thirteen Team! " Use "OK! Elf Tinman and other plans. And I wrote the explanation of each unit myself. That's really interesting. I think it will be interesting after reading it. Please do buy it.
Foreword:
ただにりてる
Let's talk about it Let's talk about it
ただにきげる
Let's talk about it Let's talk about it
Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
Let's leave now. Let's leave now. Let's leave now.
Let's talk about it Let's talk about it
Death is like death.
?ももみなのよぅに
Shi Mei Shi Li Shili Shili.
なぜらのからりされただけで
?くなものとなってしまぅのだろぅ.
Answer "Jane"
それらはて
Now that I'm dead, my posture, attitude, position and attitude are all the same.
Just stubborn and beautifully decorated.
Even though I knew it would eventually be cut off.
Just stubbornly polishing it.
Even though I knew it would eventually be cut off.
Very scared, very scared.
When it is cut off.
Cut hair
Just like you're dead.
Hair and nails are like treasures.
Decorate with beautiful ornaments
But why when separated from the body?
It's so dirty and disgusting
The answer is actually very simple.
Because it's a sign of death.
Volume 30: (including 26 1~269 words)
Cover Character: Shiba Kaien
Without you, there is no heart. Your heart is there.
Tite Kubo: Not long ago, I saw a group of primary school students gathered in front of the vending machine of the bleach card game machine.
Among them, a child who looks like a king said:
"You don't know! ? Yuan Liuzhai's explanation is that this bird (destroyed the king)! ! "
Makes me think I should work harder.
Foreword:
そのししののしししのししししのしししししししし.
そのししてししてししししてしししし.
That scar is as deep as a trench.
That evil disappeared after death.
Volume 3 1: (including 270~278 words)
Cover character: Sal Apollo
Monologue title: Don't spoil my fun.
Tite Kubo: The other day, I received a letter from a reader, which said.
"Congratulations on breaking through 30 episodes! 30 episodes is really a great number! No more, no less ... this is an embarrassing period. "
I will work harder.
Ah, by the way, the second film has been released! ! (This refers to Japan. ※.
Foreword:
The world is full of doubts.
I hate this world the most.
Volume 32:
Cover character: Xiao Ge
Monologue title: Whistling in the sky
Tite Kubo: In the second half of last year, I received a lot of postcards attached to the newsletter, which were originally sold in summer.
Afterwards, the editorial department often receives letters to Jingling Pavilion Communication (generally speaking, letters to cheer or ask questions).
Although I don't know how it was received, Japan's postal service is really amazing.
Foreword:
Wang's drive, shadow, vibration and beheading.
Speak, speak, speak bones, speak flesh and blood.
Not easy to get into trouble.
Don't step into the other side alone.
The king is chasing, splitting shadows and being fragmented.
Armor rings, stepping on bones and eating flesh and blood.
When it crunches, my heart is breaking down.
Walking alone, the distant shore volume 33:
Cover character: Neutra
Monologue title: Bad joke
Tite Kubo: This time, I used the aftertaste of the film (referring to the Japanese region) to release the short story of Rifan Valley that I drew before the film was released.
Cao Guan, the original character in the film, although I participated in the production of the character, because the original case was put forward by the animation team, it could not appear in the short story in the original work.
So the relationship between feelings and movies doesn't seem to exist, but after careful reading, I feel that there is still a connection. What an incredible role.
Aside from movies, please appreciate the past of Rifan Valley from different angles.
Foreword:
Anda worm
fixed hydrocarbon
malicious act
This bug.
First, let's go.
The moon is high.
Be merciful and wait.
See ぇなくなるまで.
We are bugs.
Was driven away by malice.
A bug crawling back and forth
look up
Higher than the moon.
Sad you
I do not see any at all. Volume 34:
Cover: Nelly Aria.
Monologue title: killing the king of god
Tite Kubo: Recently, I often meet cartoonists. I can't believe it. I'm really happy.
When we met, all we talked about was comics. I'm really happy.
Maybe he likes comics. Although I seldom read comics.
Foreword:
I don't know what to do.
はぁなたのためにばぅ
たとぇばこのすべてが
Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water.
Private sword, sword, sword, sword, sword
Private はぁなたのためにちかぉぅ
たとぇばこのすべてが
ぁなたをで くとしても
If you can give me a pair of wings,
I am willing to fly high for you.
Even though this land has been
Completely submerged in water.
If you can give me a sword,
I'm willing to stand up for you.
Even though, this sky has been
Shoot you through volume 35 with light:
Cover Character: Kurotsuchi Mayuri
Monologue title: higher than the moon
Tite Kubo: I went to work in America. To San Diego.
I attended an activity called Comic Convention, and met many American comic fans. I also watched the real Cosplay and accepted many interesting interviews.
In order to listen to me, many people lined up all night the day before.
Everything feels fresh and interesting. My first overseas trip in my life was to meet American comic book fans. I'm really proud of it.
Foreword:
Birth and death are the same.
Once born, it is equivalent to death. Volume 36:
Cover Character: Hirako Shinji
Tite Kubo: Recently, the gifts received by cartoon characters on their birthdays are really amazing.
Blue dye is winter Paley (very expensive champagne), silver is 100 rose, and disorderly chrysanthemum is blue rose (an ultra-rare new product that has not yet been listed … if it is true but not dyed)
..... To be honest, I'm worried about readers' wallets.
Singles title: Turn the pendulum clock upside down.
Foreword:
Believe it, it's still early.
It is too early to trust. Volume 37:
Cover character: Ling Laichuan's investment
Monologue title: Beauty is so lonely.
Foreword:
People are beautiful, beautiful and thoughtful.
Flowers are beautiful, beautiful and thoughtful.
People's posture and flowers are like flowers.
ただりかれてれるだ
Never think that people are beautiful,
But the flowers are beautiful.
Only when it was cut to pieces,
People's postures are so similar to flowers.
I'm exhausted. Is that enough? I hope you are satisfied.
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