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Sweet as frost.
1, a thousand years and ten thousand years, we will never forget each other.
2. Little brother? What a shame to be called a little brother after living for so many years!
It is unnecessary for a tiger to bite, but it is even more chilling for a rabbit to bite.
If it was before, of course I wouldn't forgive you, but after so many things, I feel more and more that the world is not black and white, and nothing is static.
5, dust to dust, soil to soil, grapes to crows.
6, hands and feet are broken, and the body is like jade; The burning industry is burning and the blood is surging; I cried by the fountain, leaving empty bones. Hearing this, I bowed my head and worshipped Buddha.
7. What can you do if I don't let go?
8. Is there anything between heaven and earth that xu feng is afraid of?
9. I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I marry you!
10, what is the conflict between pacifying the four seas and letting the people live and work in peace and contentment with you?
1 1. I got my revenge, took control of my own destiny, became the supreme emperor of heaven, and got everything I wanted, but I still had nothing.
12, you are a fairy now, don't worry, I will be responsible for you.
13, forget it, we fruit makers are naturally not as knowledgeable as you birds.
14, may I fly away with the fragrance of flowers without regret for the rest of my life.
15, what I want is the most dazzling thing in the world, but it is the supreme right in the world. It turns out that all my choices in my life are wrong.
16, I never asked for anything before I met you. All I ask in my life is to love me a little more every day, day after day, month after month, year after year, year after year. There is no harm in loving me weakly, but please love me in this life. Is it okay?
17, I will draw when the flowers bloom, I will draw myself when the flowers fall, I will draw you when you come, and I will draw a picture when you leave.
18, I'll give you whatever you want.
19, you lied to dad that you love me, you lied to Chang Fang that you love me, and you lied to the whole world that you love me! You don't know what love is.
20, people are grapes, people are native, people are not born of fire, people think that Suzaku is a relative of pigs, but I didn't expect to be a relative of fire.
2 1, subordinates and comrades-in-arms have been thinking about two things all their lives: defending the country and carrying on the family line.
22. This is not a mistake, but a mistake. Still can't see through it today? Never win or lose, the number of words is taboo!
23. My lover's name is Runyu. He is a good dragon, and his immortal road is infinite. One day, he will build a rainbow bridge on the horizon with a little dumb beast and take me home.
24. I'll do it. You mustn't pull other people's clothes casually in the future, okay?
25. We fruit makers have always been generous, easy-going and kind.
26. I often look forward to seeing you. Like poisoning, even I despise myself.
27. Even if the king has 1000 ways to protect me, the holy doctor family also has 100 1 ways to let me die.
28. The road ahead must not be like this chess game.
29. Facts have proved that mortals are really an unreliable species.
30. If you look up three feet, you will have a god, and those who ruin your marriage will go to hell.
3 1, if you think this is wrong, then I am willing to be wrong with you all my life.
32. So you still care about me.
Once you become a saint, you can't move in your life. Life and death depend on each other
34, enjoy the flowers * * * good wine, enjoy it, forget it.
35, all thoughtful and resourceful, but that one is childlike.
36. You see, I'm not afraid that you are heartless, but that you are so considerate occasionally!
37. Even if the truth comes out in the end, what can we do? Husband and wife turn against each other, brothers turn against each other, father and son become enemies, and grievances are reported. There was no winner in that world-shaking game.
38. Jin Mi, if time can go back, I would rather not watch, miss, love or live up to it, just for your life.
Sorry, I misunderstood you. If you like, from now on, I will marry you. Even if the years are chaotic and rough, I will hold your hand and never leave. I will go to HarmonyOS system.
40. One day, Fairy Golden Honey will marry me, so it is necessary to be wronged. Would the Golden Honey Fairy mind?
4 1, what is love? Love, love is that you want to be with that person all the time. When he smiles, you will be very happy; When he cries, you will be sad. Even if he is imprisoned, he will be desperate to break through this shackles and walk towards him.
42. Run jade has nothing to ask for. Stay with the long night, be free and be a carefree little fairy.
43. I don't want to be right or wrong, but it backfires.
44, a pot of turbid wine, a piece of dust.
45. When you are alive, when you are dead, you are born of your heart. Everything in the world has changed. The heart does not move, and everything does not move. Nothing will change if you don't change your heart.
46. The kindness of parents is extremely confusing.
47. Cut off your feet and drag them to make flower fertilizer!
48. I didn't know who my birth mother was until I recalled everything in my childhood and I recognized my mother. I watched her die in front of me, but there was nothing I could do.
49. As fruit merchants, we naturally don't care about you birds.
50, in order to find children, even if it violates heaven.
5 1, the book says that only one piece under the dragon's throat is crescent-shaped. But the dragon's lamella will die if pulled out, and it will be angry if touched. Who is not afraid of death and pulls it out?
52. There is nothing wrong. Only if we miss it, we can never go back, but we can start again.
53, the soul can't ask, the grave is deep. Stay away from it and feel at ease. Why do you always leave this endless regret in endless sadness?
54. From now on, I will marry you. Even if the years are chaotic and rough, I will hold your hand and never leave. I will go to HarmonyOS system.
55, sheep have the grace of kneeling, crows have the meaning of feeding back, birds and animals are still here, not to mention the gods, eating mothers to strengthen themselves, this cruel and unfilial thing, unlike owls, children can not do this.
56. Just before your eyes, what you see with your eyes and what you see with your heart. What you see is what you get, what you see is what you get.
Look, I was wrong, but I will never regret it.
58, meet by chance, after all, the road is different, the next life will not easily promise, once promised, Wanshan rain or shine.
59, the dragon's lamella, pull it will die, touch it will be angry.
60, today's things, but nature, there will be reincarnation. I've done all this. Between pitching and walking, I don't want to be worthy of heaven and earth, just want to have a pure land in my heart.
6 1, who doesn't have some ignorant past events? You have to experience Qian Fan before you can laugh at the status quo.
62. It's much easier than eighty-one.
63. In this life, people will meet two people: one in the heart and the other in the distance.
Since you have the opportunity to fly for nine days, how can a mother have the heart to drag you into endless purgatory? I only wish you peace all your life, and Wan Li is in the sky.
65. I am not strong, waiting for you to see my jokes?
66. If time is wasted, I am willing to spend my life with her.
67. Sometimes the person in front of you is not necessarily a sweetheart.
68. Now, you are finally my ugly wife.
69. Death is easy to fold, and light is easy to stain. A few mud spots on the white clothes make them look dirtier than the black ones.
70. We are willing to swear allegiance to the Temple of Night!
7 1, my life is up to me, not him. What do you care?
72. It is ridiculous to say that sometimes the person in front of you is not necessarily a sweetheart.
We are fruit makers, and it is our duty to attract bees and butterflies.
74. If Xufeng is gone and the world is colorful, what's the point of me?
75. Heaven Emperor is the biggest prisoner between heaven and earth.
76. The original love is the most bitter and sweet, but this time, I am willing.
77. Love is a mysterious thing. Even if I miss it for some reason, I will still feel it when I meet you again. Between love, there is nothing wrong, only missing; No one has wronged anyone, but the fate is over.
78. If you get jade, you will cherish it all your life.
79. Leaves are like the feathers of a flying phoenix, and flowers are like the crown of a phoenix.
Coco chanel's classic quotations
First of all, fashion is changing, but style lasts forever. Fashion will change, but style will last forever.
Elegance is rejection. Elegance is knowing how to refuse.
Third, in order to be irreplaceable, you must be someone. How much do you care about losing money when making a decision?
Nine, Alen E people think that luxury is the antonym of poverty. It's not. It is the antonym of vulnerability. Some people think that the opposite of luxury is poverty, but it is not. The opposite of luxury is vulgarity.
Twenty-three, the best color in the world is that you wear beautiful colors. The color that suits you best is the most beautiful color in the world.
Twenty-four, I impose black; Today it is still very strong, because black has swept away everything around. I support blacks, and they are still strong today. Blacks will erase everything.
Teng Ping, a Classic Quotation of Wu Shang in Xiangchu
1. Don't think that conniving at others' wishful thinking, working hard for others and being good for others are the means to make people happy. People are not entangled in taking and giving. People like to be together because they will be happy, love and be loved. If you are unhappy, if you can't get what you give, if you bear too much for others, then you will be unhappy together. Happiness and happiness.
I once said that I won't make myself sad. Is that an open mind or a curse?
3. Know how to be generous in life, be happy when you meet anything, and don't love yourself. Xiang Sheng, Xiang Sheng, don't you want to become a Buddha?
4. Prosperity is like death, loneliness is like snow, noise is like ice, and mountains and rivers are like dreams.
Even if he is not suitable for this world, no one needs him, and no one likes what he does, he still wants everyone around him to be happy. Even though his reasons are ridiculous, he still hopes that people like Dayu, Dead Girl and Ah Wan can be happy.
6. I want Jianghu morality, I want to travel, I want Ma Xian. You got it? I am a very, very overbearing and greedy person. I want happiness, I want morality, I want happiness, I want everything, you know? If I can fight for it, I will give everything for the person I love.
7. That's because you don't have to bear anything, so you are qualified to confess.
8. It is romantic to die with the person you like, even if you don't know where he is and what his experience is.
9. You protect people who love you. So you are affectionate and heartless. You protect it, but you don't necessarily love it This is your most heartless place.
10. You said that in that century, the beauty was lost, Gong Qionggui's flowers were scattered, the eternal life hall was wrapped in kindness, and tears fell on the slopes, so were the beauties and celebrities. Who says it's hard to live and die on the bridge? Who says Huang Daoshan is not used to it? Who says shivering in a boiling oil pan is ugly in the mirror.
1 1. I have been haggard all my life and have poor self-knowledge. Blow away again, the string is broken and the confidant is disconsolate. Recalling the past is the most fascinating, and the moon is still in the cup. Here we go again. The dream marks are blurred. The fate of dust has always been like water, and it is rare to shed tears. Why do you do your best? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself. Cold night. Black rain. Bai Yue. Parting: Who will accompany me? Like clothes?
12. Everyone has lust or possessiveness, which may be especially strong for those who seldom use family ties.
13. People's life span is long and short. If you really want to die without regrets, die without fear, and only live can you have no regrets.
14. Everyone has his own reasons for going his own way. Whether he is sad or happy, right or wrong, hurting people or hurting himself, he says he has no regrets.
15. Life is like a dream. It's ridiculous. It's weird. Maybe you don't even believe in yourself in the middle of the night. I have become such a person. Why do you insist on saving Jed Cui Wei? Maybe Yu Cuiwei showed him that in a lonely life, human nature is actually warm.
16. People are human because they cry and laugh and have their own feelings. Don't laugh when you don't want to, no matter how brilliant the smile is at that time. Otherwise, you will forget your human weakness, and then you will die soon.
17. I'm not you. I don't like state affairs and I don't like serving the country and the people. I'm just a villain, not a gentleman. I am not the savior, I am not great at all. I just don't want to upset my father. And I don't want the emperor to be sad, and I don't want people who love me to be sad, that's all. I don't love the whole world.
18. If you can cry and laugh like ordinary people, and you can be happy and sad, then it will set you free.
19. Xiang Sheng, to be a heartless person, you only need a heart, and so does death, so you won't be moved by others.
20. Xiang Sheng's soul has a strange color. He can see others clearly, but the souls of others can't be integrated with him. What he thinks often goes beyond many things, vaguely touching things that ordinary people can't understand and surpass. That kind of realm and thought is too lonely, so Xiang Sheng has no confidant.
2 1. Xiang Sheng looked up at the sky leisurely. Today, it's snowing and sunny. It's a sunny day. I want to prove that good people are rewarded and bad people have bad consequences; Good people and bad people will be praised for doing good deeds, exposed for telling lies, known for telling the truth, and punished for doing bad things. He said slowly, I believe that as long as my heart and friends are sincere, kind, calm and happy, everyone will be happy, play together forever, and even never die.
Although you are only a person, you can't be truly unique unless you are abandoned by the world.
23. He is not a great soldier. He wants something simple and happy. He hoped that everyone from Emperor Taizong to Xiaoyun and Taibo around him would be well, safe, healthy and lucky. He doesn't care whether these people around him have hurt him or not. He just uses his silent compassion to expect everyone to live well on average. He made great efforts and sacrifices for this, even angry and excited about it, but he is not a god after all.
24. He is a very ambitious man. He has not only ambition, but also desire. He knows how to enjoy, dare to say and dare to do. Actually, I envy him.
He wants to see something that makes people happy, and he can work hard for it. Perhaps the reason for this expectation is that he is unhappy and expects everyone around him to be well. Anyway, he is happy about it, perhaps because he has experienced those bad past events.
He just pretends to know that he has experienced many sad past events in his life. Although he can smile the most perfect smile, that doesn't mean the wound doesn't exist, but after seeing through it, he feels that the world is getting more and more lonely and boring. He doesn't really want to see through the world, but actually wants to cry. It's just that more and more complicated things have happened, which are mixed with those things, ethnic things, Jianghu things, and so on.
27. She is a coward, which may be her advantage.
28. Wan cocked his head and thought about it, admitting: I admit that selfishness requires qualifications, but since I have nothing to bear, I must be selfish in time, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life. His eyes are black and bright. I don't want to make others happy, I want to make myself happy.
29. I won't go to the north for the dead, but I don't want to make the living sad and embarrassed. Work hard if you can, that's all.
I admit that selfishness requires qualifications, but since I have nothing to bear, I must be selfish in time, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life. I don't want to make others happy, I want to make myself happy.
3 1. There are too many things worth crying about in my birth and life, so I want to live happily.
I believe that as long as my friends are sincere, kind, calm and happy, everyone will be happy, play together forever and even never die.
33. I want to see something that makes people happy. There are not many things that make people happy. Bad guys are punished, lies are exposed, the truth is known, and good people and good deeds are praised. I just want to see something that makes people happy.
34. Who made you invincible at the banquet? Xiang Sheng
35. The breath of heartbreak is the fragrance of withered flowers, which is unforgettable and cold at heart.
36. If you want to be in an invincible position, you must kill yourself first, and then kill 100 million. This is the truth of Xiaoyan for more than twenty years! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? In order to win this war, you would rather give up innocent lives and the safety of your hometown, but don't you have to go to dinner to know what can't be turned back?
37. Listen to Qu Siyan Pool every night, and the mountains and rivers are in chaos. Once I had no choice but to follow you, sigh, sigh, sigh. Did you see the gold hairpin in HongLing's sleeve broken?
38. Someone once told me that if you want to die, everyone will not be sad. A good way is to turn yourself into a bad person. Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan, you are a good liar, but you can't fool us.
39. Some people say that people choose what kind of person they will become and take a wrong path to prove that their nature is bad. That's a cool idea. People can't live in this world without the influence of others, but it is their relatives who have the deepest influence. People choose what they will become, but they also have the luck to choose. This is the world situation.
40. Although there are many unhappy things in this world, some fools occasionally do stupid things to make this world lovely.
4 1. He is not the only person in the world who has been deeply hurt by his relatives. He is not the only one who has been treated unfairly by God and cursed by the world. He is not the only one who doesn't know why he is still alive and refuses to die.
42. Nothing in this world can be said to be regrettable after it happens. You may not understand that people always do some strange things when they know when they will die.
43. There is no such thing as pity. That's an excuse to deceive yourself.
44. This is a chivalry that never touches blood and does not need to be conscious. This is almost just a kind of nature. It doesn't want to see anyone's painful nature, from kindness to good and evil to complacency.
45. It's just that when people are dying, they have done what they think is the most important and want to accomplish. When making choices, it is undoubtedly the most painful time.
46. Only when you are happy first can you make people who love you happy.
47. Yesterday, the barn was full, and today another high-profile case broke out. Who will see the white bone beach, people, people, people in the future? Who ever expected that strangers and the dead would change one after another?
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