Campus funny sketch script

At lunch time every day, various phenomena of jumping the queue emerge one after another.

Now the girls' version of jumping the queue begins.

B: "What a big crowd!"

A: The road traffic in China really needs to be changed! "

B: "Hey, I have a question. Do you know how Sima Qian died? "

A:' I don't know! "

B: "A long time ago, Sima Qian queued up to buy wonton. Because there were too many people, he began to write & gt When he finished, there was only one person left in front. At this time, the dining hall aunt closed the dining hall, and Sima Qian had a heart attack and died. "

A: "Ah! ? So, will we be like Sima Qian?

b； "No, that boy in front is stupid! Maybe we can play with him! "

A: (A classmate pats C in a daze) "Classmate, you are so handsome! Your hair is very stylish! "

B: "Well, (nodding desperately). His eyebrows are really cute. He looks like Chow Yun Fat, doesn't he?

A: "No, no, because it should be like Wu Kequn."

B: "Yes, yes! Am I blind? Why didn't you see it? ? I'm really stupid!

C: (a little embarrassed, laughing there)

A: "So, in order to see your handsomeness better, can we stand in front of you? (very adoring)

C: "(I was taken away, and suddenly I took out a mirror from my pocket, looked at it and touched my face and said," Ah! Finally met Bole! These two are really good eyes! I think a girl was very excited when she saw me! You can imagine how handsome I am! "

A and B (whispering, it must be a winter, and the girl is very cold. ")

A: "fooled!

B: "How stupid! Hurry up and finish your meal and leave! (Then they go backstage.)

C: (still narcissistic there)

(Then the student union cadres came out without dubbing)

D, E: Haha, hello, everyone, we are the student union cadres who were popular that year.

D took C and said, "Who cut in line? (expression ambiguous)

C, d and e point to a and b at the same time

A, B (immediately froze there, B dropped the book in his hand, and A didn't drop the paper in his hand)

Then C said, "Stop." (Be super shocking)

Everyone was stunned except C.

B grabbed A's paper and said, "This is going to drop". Then put the paper on the ground. "Action"

D and E grabbed A and B and said, "It's wrong to cut in line. Come with us! "

A and b were towed away.

Then B said to A, "Let's run!" Then run in the opposite direction.

D, e: "don't run"

C is still looking in the mirror. When he saw them leave, he shouted, "Wait for me."