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What is the funniest story about you and your husband?

The most interesting thing is that now that my daughter has grown up, she often asks weird questions. Sometimes I will ask: "Dad, why do you like to drink?" My husband will say: "No one drinks, won't the winery close down?"

My daughter asked me: "Why do you like to put on makeup?" I said : "If you don't put on makeup, won't all cosmetics stores close down?" The daughter will think thoughtfully, and then say: "Mom and dad are right!"

He basically makes breakfast. He does all the cooking on weekends and calls me to get up, brush my teeth and wash my face. Sometimes I would stay in bed, and he would ask if I could peel an egg for you first. Feed you? At this time, I said I had to get up and didn’t like eating without brushing my teeth.

It is common for me to wash my feet, put on socks and shoes. Eat the delicious ones first and peel the shrimps for me. At night in winter, I have to get up to go to the bathroom. As long as I call him, he can immediately sit up and find my pajamas and put them on me.

Every time he does this, I ask myself, can I do this? The answer is definitely not.