Please tell me a funny joke. I want it to be hilarious.

1. Five Yuan Qian was kidnapped by a criminal gang. He called Hundred Yuan Bank: "Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to rip it off, you can exchange it for him with yourself!" Hundred Yuan Bank thought for a moment. Said: "Tear it up, you won't even have 5 yuan if you tear it apart!"

2. A man was about to starve to death in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I just I can make one of your wishes come true, just tell me, I'm in a hurry. "Man: "I want a wife..." The magic lamp immediately transformed into a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm almost starving to death and you're still greedy for beauty! sad! "After saying that, he disappeared. Person: "...cake.

3. The earthworm family was very bored today. The little earthworm cut himself into two parts and played badminton. The mother earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four parts and played mahjong. Earthworm Dad thought for a while and cut himself into minced meat. The mother earthworm cried and said: "Why are you so stupid? If you cut it into pieces like this, you will die!" The father earthworm said weakly: "...Suddenly I want to play football