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What classic rumors have been born in the 74-year history of NBA?
Kobe ruined Yao Ming.
There are many people who like Kobe and many people who hate him. It makes sense that some people love him and some people hate him. Kobe Bryant and Yao Ming are old rivals, too. In the 2009 playoffs, Kobe hit Yao Ming's knee, although it was staged by Yao Ming? The return of the king? Won G 1, but all the players were absent due to injury in the subsequent games. At this time, many Kohei said that Kobe had abolished Yao Ming. The fact is that Kobe hit Yao Ming's knee, and Yao Ming was reimbursed for a slight fracture of his left foot. Maybe Kobe will? Beat cattle across the mountain? ?
James has no skills.
This has been said countless times, and fans proudly say that James is just physically weak. James is physically strong, but he is really talking nonsense and has no skills. You can say that he is not as elegant as McGrady, but his skills are definitely one of the most comprehensive in history. He is the only great god in history who scored 34,000 points, 9,000 rebounds and 9,000 assists at the same time. Without technology, there would be no such miracle. Such James is not skilled, so all NBA players should be? No skills? !
Garnett touched the top edge of the backboard.
This rumor was made by Garnett himself. He was supposed to be a joke, but the fans took it seriously. Because Garnett's peak is not the current era of smart phones, and information is not as developed as it is now. Plus, he is really tall, with long arms and excellent jumping, so the fans really think he can touch the top edge. Later, in order to cater to this rumor, he touched the top edge of the backboard, and all the P pictures appeared, which convinced more fans. The fact is, let alone Garnett, so far no one in the NBA has touched the upper edge of the rebound.
Jordan stayed in the air for three seconds.
Bian Xiao has never experienced the Jordan era, but he has heard of his greatness, so I believed this rumor from the beginning. Depending on Jordan's various tie rods, he can really stay in the air for a long time, and it feels like stopping in the air. However, he really can't stay in the air for three seconds. The most authoritative data is about 0.9 seconds.
Griffin's arm span is very short.
Griffin not only called. White Warcraft? There's another nickname? Short Finn? . Griffin's wingspan is really short, but it's really not short. His height is 2m 08, and his wingspan is 2m 1 1, which is a qualified wingspan level, but he didn't reach it as the champion? Long arm monster? Level, this just appeared such ridicule.
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