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Moxibustion text messages during the dog days of summer

Dog Day Moxibustion SMS

One leaf knows that autumn has come, and there should be no need to worry about two places. Dog Day has just passed, and harvests are abundant in all seasons. The door of the Five Blessings is always open. Six good luck text messages are coming, wishing friends good harvests, and smiles after the beginning of autumn! Selected moxibustion text messages during the dog days of dog days

1. Confucius said: Do you have to be afraid of the dog days of dog days coming from afar? Eat less cold drinks and popsicles. Isn’t that healthy? Isn’t it a gentleman to receive blessings and forward them to friends? Zigong replied: Yes, yes!

2. Winter is 39, summer is 7, the road of life is long. The journey is full of sincerity, and the golden stone is opened. The glory of your career does not depend on hard waiting. Don't hesitate, don't wait. The concern of your friends is always in the vast sea of ??people. I wish you a happy life.

3. The clear water of the small river makes you forget all your worries and worries. The fan is blowing in the summer weather, may you smile slightly at this moment. Life is busy and work is tiring. A cup of tea can relieve your fatigue. The weather is fine and people are affectionate. I hope you are in a good mood at this moment!

4. In the dog days of summer, don’t worry, I am here to make you happy and guess the riddle: ? Three horizontal lines and three vertical lines, three strokes and three strokes. ?Type a word. If you guessed it right, I will give you a forest to cool you down; if you guessed it wrong, I will give you a forest to cool you down!

5. The sun is about to enter the summer heat, and the weather Impermanence changes constantly. Thunderstorms and sun appear, and high-temperature barbecues hit our faces. Such weather is common. Paying attention to your body is the key. Text message reminders never change, and greetings during the summer are particularly sweet!

6. Mao taught us: ?All reactionaries are paper tigers. ?Facing the dog days of summer is like facing the reactionaries and paper tigers. Young revolutionary generals should not be afraid. They must carry out drastic reforms to defeat the reactionaries, defeat the paper tigers, and stabilize and win the dog days of dog days.

7. The dog days of summer have come quietly. Do you know that I am thinking of you? You are so moved that they are the tears of my longing. I would like to send you a piece of coolness with my tears. My beloved, you must be happy? I wish you will be passionate in the dog days of summer and always full of energy.

8. Buddha said: In the dog days of summer, you should communicate more and contact more, so that your mood will be much better. You should also drink more water and sweat more, so your body will be much better. I said: I want to wish you a lot of happiness and joy in the dog days of summer. I hope my wishes can bring you coolness.

9. The dog days are here, here are some tips: get enough rest and sleep, cover yourself with a quilt to avoid catching cold, clean your skin and bathe frequently, eat fruits and vegetables, and adjust your diet is the most important thing.

10. The dog days of summer give you three blessings: first, I wish you a cool breeze in your heart, second, I wish you have some raindrops on your body, and third, I wish your family a continuous flow of gold, silver, and snow. It is said that for every 10 messages forwarded, a blessing wish will come true, just do it!

11. The sun is shining brightly, friends are as passionate as fire, and the heat is even more exciting. Warm greetings to report, cool text messages to reduce fever. The enthusiasm for the revolutionary cause is high, and the body is also important. Healthy and happy people will never grow old!

12. Sanfu sends you six heart reminders: calm your mind, relax your mind, open your heart, be calm, have a clear mind, and be happy. Jumping. Remind you to share these six hearts with the people closest to you.

13. Pay attention to the hot weather in the dog days: walk outdoors away from the sun, exercise more in the morning and evening; drink more water in the hot summer to avoid damaging the spleen and stomach; get enough sleep to feel good, wash and dry more clothes .

14. In the dog days of summer, there are three good health gifts for you: 1. Mung bean soup. Mung bean soup will never leave you during the dog days. The brazier above your head will keep you safe; 2. Xiaoyao fan. You will never leave without the Xiaoyao fan during the dog days. When the coolness comes, sorrow will disappear; 3 Smiling tiger, never leave the smiling tiger, stay young and energetic forever. I wish you peace, health and happiness.

15. In the weather of Dog Day, you will be very angry, and you will be nervous when encountering injustices. When you calm down your anger, you will calm down your mind. Anger hurts people and makes you sad. When you feel calm, you will feel good, and you will smile peacefully in Dog Day.

16. When the dog days come, I will give you a cup of space. It has coolness inside and can eliminate the heat. I will give you a tree of Shennong grass. After eating it, it will have miraculous effects and can eliminate the heat. I will give you a text message. Look. Happiness will soon follow.

17. In this hot dog day, in order to let this text message bring you a bit of coolness, I specially soaked my hands in a basin with ice and mint leaves. I hope you will accept it. When I get a text message, I can feel the coolness of ice and the fragrance of mint!

18. The most important thing in life is mentality: if the heart is cold, the three volts are also cold; if the heart is hot, the winter is like June; When you are tired of the bustle, you are lonely; when your heart is in love with tranquility, you are also noisy; when your heart is bitter, the honey pot is like coptis; when your heart is sweet, it is tasteless but also tasteful.

19. A big gift from Xiaoshu: I am willing to spend a huge sum of 10 cents and risk my life by electromagnetic radiation. In order to help my dear friends cool down during the three days of Xiaoshu, I send this message to wish you a happy Xiaoshu. !

20. The dog days of summer are coming again, and I know you are sultry, so I send you my sincere blessings: capture true love in love, capture happiness in work, capture enthusiasm in career, capture health in health care, I hope you can capture the coolness in my text message. If you forward it, you will capture double happiness!

21. Take more rest when the weather is hot. There is enough time for work. If the weather is boring, watch some jokes and your mood will be better. It’s still good. It’s so hot in the dog days of summer, and you can’t sit around texting on your cell phone. Tell your relatives and friends that the most important thing is to prevent heatstroke.

22. When the sun comes, I will get you a recharge card. Save a ray of sunshine and gain energy. Deposit a piece of green leaf and gain a touch of coolness. Deposit a little love and gain a dream. Deposit a blessing and gain a lifetime of well-being!

23. The greetings of Dog Day are warm and I send you my burning care; the greetings of Dog Day are warm and I give you warm blessings; The greetings are cool, giving you the coolness of summer. I wish you good health and happiness, my friend.

24. The fragrance of lotus reminds you of summer, and friendship is like wine. May you never have worries in your life. As time goes by, when you look back suddenly, a blessing will always remain the same. Summer is coming again, and the greetings will last for a long time, and the coolness will never leave you. May you have a happy and worry-free life!

25. In special weather, I care about you the most. In the hot summer weather, I miss you the most. I carefully compiled blessing text messages, exuding fruity fragrance and containing cool affection, and sent them to you in time when you need them most. I wish you a happy and comfortable Dog Day.

26. One year old is hard to pass, only the dog days of summer. Maintaining good health is very important, and preventing heatstroke is the key. Men who eat bamboo shoots are as pure as gods. Women drink rose tea to regulate menstruation and improve their appearance. Get up early and take a nap to stay healthy and healthy. I wish you a happy summer!

27. In the special weather, I care about you the most; in the dog season, I care about you the most; I carefully compile blessing messages, exuding fruit fragrance and full of cool affection, when you need them most I will send it to you in time when the time comes, I wish you a happy and comfortable Dog Day!

28. It’s so hot in the Dog Day, I recommend you to watch the funny jokes, it will chill you to death. I recommend you to watch Mango Terrace, Lei Lei Lei, you will be shocked to death. I recommend you send more text messages, Lelele, I’ll be happy for you. Collection of moxibustion text messages during the dog days of dog days

1. The long nights in the dog days of summer bring longing and longing to you, and I toss and turn insomnia. I want to send text messages to talk freely, but I am afraid of disturbing your nightmares. I go out to enjoy the coolness of the pond and listen to the croaking frogs. May I You sleep peacefully every night, and sweet dreams emerge one after another!

2. The three treasures of health preservation in the dog days: the first treasure is eel, which nourishes the body and replenishes qi; the second treasure is lotus root, which is nutritious and relieves heat; the third treasure is mung bean, which clears away heat and detoxifies. The entrance to the three treasures, the three volts of health. Be careful to prevent heat stroke and relieve fever.

3. Send you? Huhuhu?, the cool wind blows. Sending you? Pa pa pa pa?, the heavy rain beat the ground. For you?Gululu?, drink more boiled water. Send you ?didididi?, blessing text message to send concern. I give it to you? Hum hum?, not afraid of the heat of summer.

4. Summer is here, your family will give you meticulous care, your friends will give you sincere greetings, the sunshine will give you the ultimate heroic enthusiasm, the world will give you the supreme status, and I will give you the blessings of the soul. : Take care of yourself!

5. The dog days of summer are here, and I entrust the text message era train to deliver it to you. The wind from the northeast, the snow from Antarctica, the ice from the Arctic Ocean, and the pineapple from Tibet can help you escape the summer heat and quench your thirst; I hope You can easily spend the dog days of summer, refreshing and happy!

6. Where is the dog days of summer? It’s here; Where’s the sun? It’s getting hot; Where’s the temperature? It’s hot; Where’s your friends? It’s here; Where’s the text message? It’s here ; Where is the care? There is; where is the blessing, just take a look: I wish you no heat stroke during the Dog Day, and be happy and in a good mood!

7. The weather in the Dog Day is scorching, and the cool breeze is hard to find; the clear breeze is hard to find; Rain and dew nourish the heart and mind; blessings are the best; on the days of the Close-Door Festival, friends from far away send their most sincere wishes: the dog days of summer will be cool and pleasant.

8. Someone asked me what my wish is. I hope to be a towering tree that can shield you from the sun and bring you coolness on such dog days. Pay attention to rest during the dog days of summer, and be sure not to suffer from heatstroke!

9. In the special weather, I care about you the most. In the hot summer weather, I miss you the most. I carefully compiled blessing text messages, exuding fruity fragrance and containing cool affection, and sent them to you in time when you need them most. I wish you a happy and comfortable Dog Day.

10. In the dog days of summer, I give you three good gifts: a good song "Light Rain in March", a good book "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and a good movie "Three Smiles". I wish you a cool, happy and comfortable time to spend the dog days!

11. Borrow a little coolness from the North Pole, some freshness from the Antarctic, a breeze from the East China Sea, and a freshness from the West Sea. Send these in text messages A good bag, given to you. May you be in a good mood and spend the cool days in the dog days of summer.

12. Most people like the new and hate the old. When you have abalones, you forget about cabbage; when you have beautiful women, you forget about friends! There are not many people who are as nostalgic as I am. Look, I have not forgotten to give you something in the dog days of summer. Clockwork message: Be careful to prevent heatstroke when the weather is hot!

13. The weather is hot in the summer, and life is difficult. Don’t think about the worries, but don’t forget about heatstroke prevention. If your friends are concerned, I will give you three volts: The family is very lucky. When you are here, you will always have blessings when you are here, and you will enjoy the peace every day.

14. News from this newspaper: On August 11, 20xx, the United Nations Summer Heat Prevention Committee in China solemnly stated that in order to ensure the safety of citizens during the summer, the following policies were introduced: 1. Those who receive blessing text messages will have their wages increased. to 1.5 times the original. Those who forward text messages will see their wages triple. In order to ensure the implementation of this policy, Obama, Mubarak, Bin Laden (photo version), Wendi Deng and others are specially invited as honorary supervisors. We hope that all units will implement it conscientiously without making mistakes.

15. The three treasures of health preservation in the dog days: small heat and great heat, steaming at the top and boiling at the bottom, health preservation in the dog days, three treasures in the mouth. Replenish physical strength, relieve fever and prevent heat stroke. The first treasure, eel, nourishes the body and replenishes qi; the second treasure, lotus root, nourishes and relieves heat; the third treasure, mung bean, clears away heat and detoxifies.

16. In the dog days of summer, the scorching sun outdoors is annoying. I just wish it was not cold for nine days. I am impatient and angry. I am looking forward to the message to cool down the fire. The message is transmitted to shake my mobile phone. The message brings a burst of rain and a cold heart. My breath is as refreshing as the wind, so I pass on the information to you and let you come and enjoy the wind.

17. Sanfu health care is very important. The water in and out is not normal. Drink more boiled water and a few drinks less. The body will sweat more, which is better than eating a big meal. Keep enough salt, pay attention to the pH, and your own body constitution will be clear to you. , choose a water bottle according to your physique.

18. One leaf knows that autumn has come, two places should not be idle and worried, the three volts have just passed the autumn tiger, the four seasons of harvest are in the prosperous platform, the five blessings are always open, the six or six lucky messages come, wishing friends a harvest , smile broadly after the Beginning of Autumn!

19. Pay attention to preventing heat stroke during the dog days of summer. In order to test the prevention of heat stroke, a heat test chart is issued: Summer rains can relieve the heat, drink more tea to reduce dryness, and prevent insect fever. Bites, optimistic and carefree mood, physical strength and oral exercise, Jingyou can survive the hot summer.

If you can read and understand without stopping, then congratulations on having a heat stroke!

20. "The dog days are coming, the heat is rising, never forget your care and greetings. Health is the priority, don't be too tired to prevent heat stroke. Although You and I are busy, and I wish your family health. I wish you a happy Dog Day, my friend!"

21. During the hot summer days, beware of cold winds. Excessive cold wind can cause diseases. This is the hottest day of the season, so exercise every day to increase your physical strength. . Appropriate supplementation of light salt water, vegetables, fruits, fish and poultry will half double the balance of yin and yang. Health care depends on diet, and health will always keep you healthy!

22. Quietly bring the breeze to sweep away your worries; quietly take away the heat of the dog days, so that your career will go smoothly; quietly bring you a bright future. May your career be as prosperous and prosperous as the sun in the dog days!

23. Think twice when encountering problems to avoid carelessness and recklessness; think three times a day, and you will definitely be cautious and not busy; three poles high in the sun, It sends a rolling heat wave; summer enters the third volt, and it sends long blessings. I am in a good mood today, I wish you happiness and joy!

24. In the dog days of summer, be cheerful, don’t worry about anything, prevent heatstroke, rely on yourself, drink more water, sweat more, remember , add some salt, be energetic, healthy, stable, and survive the dog days.

25. Dog days, sunny days, happiness accompanies you to spend the summer. Let troubles become yesterday and win easily today. Flap your wings and soar into the blue sky, and spread your ambition to a new level. May you seize every day of your life and your mood will always be sunny! ;