Funny, funny, humorous jokes

Just now, I went to the door to buy tofu brain. The boss asked me for three coins, and I accidentally fell into the tofu brain sold by the boss. The boss calmly said:? Don't talk, I don't want your money this time! ? Did you poke your smile? Smile for ten years. The following is a funny joke I prepared. Let's have a good laugh!

Funny, funny and humorous jokes (1) 1. On the bus, a sister talked with a foreigner in English. The conversation is loud, the sister's expression is exaggerated, and she laughs from time to time. This lasted for a long time.

Sister suddenly asked the driver in Chinese: Has a XXX arrived?

The driver replied: It has already passed.

Sister is angry: why don't you report to the bureau?

The driver replied calmly, I'm afraid you don't understand.

2. Waiting at the airport, a girl sat next to me and suddenly found me browsing my Weibo. I was extremely narcissistic and added a little anxiety to say to her: Hey, are you looking at my Weibo?

She looked up and said in an anodyne tone, I know, but the eggs are delicious. Do I have to say hello to the chicken?

When a luxury car was walking in the street, it accidentally hung down a chair beside a booth, which caused a dispute.

The stall owner is a very pungent middle-aged woman. She crossed her waist and swore, so the owner didn't dare to talk back in the car.

After a while, the shopkeeper came out and said, it's endless and he doesn't pay attention to the image at all. Look, it's a sunny day, and the rain washing has begun. ?

A girl at the airport knelt down at the boarding gate and cried. Can you abandon me in order to live abroad? If you don't see me for the last time, sneak away. Don't come back if you leave! ?

A staff member came over to help the girl and help her pat off the dust. Sorry, girl, this is a domestic flight. You cried wrong. ?

Funny, funny and humorous jokes (2) 1. According to a scientific report, a white blind shrimp was found in the crater near Cayman Islands, which can withstand the high temperature of 450? .

The first reaction of foodies is that the boiled water is definitely not cooked and can only be fried.

When I was young, I was afraid of being beaten. When I knew I was going to be beaten, I went to the toilet first.

Rinse your mouth with toothpaste, and then as soon as my father hit me, I vomited, almost scaring my father to death.

3, the computer is broken, tell mom to repair the computer.

At this time, my mother came: Is there anything in the computer that shouldn't be seen?

I didn't know what was wrong at that time, so I replied: nothing. Everything I shouldn't watch is on my mobile hard drive. ?

I was really drunk last night. Someone asked me at the dinner table. Your opinion is so good, why don't you take the formal exam?

I was angry at that time:? Your daughter-in-law is so beautiful that she won't sit on the stage ?

And then there was a fight?

5, I look at the stars at night, plus your birthday, you have a peach blossom tonight!

The practice is as follows: stand under the neon lights, pull people with your left hand, and throw handkerchiefs with your right hand when you go out. The code word is:? Grandpa, come and play! ?

Funny, funny and humorous jokes (3) 1. If you want to go to the bathroom while eating with a woman you like, what is the most appropriate way to say it?

The most level answer:? Just a moment, please. I will shake hands with a brother. I hope I can introduce him to you tonight. ?

2, diaosi is such a goddess mobile phone number.

Diaosi: Hello, this is your takeaway.

Goddess: I didn't order takeout?

Diaosi: Oh! Please tell me your mobile phone number, and I'll see if I have placed the wrong order. . . . .

My boyfriend hugged me and said, I really want to try your lipstick. ?

I took the lipstick out of my bag and said, try it. ?

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