Dirty and funny jokes

Kuaishou Funny Jokes (Popular)

1. George was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer, so he wrote a note: I spit in the cup. . When he came back, he found a sentence added on the paper: I also spit out a mouthful.

2. I once liked a girl. It was a youthful age, with a little expectation and some helplessness. Although she is already someone else's love, I hope she will always be cute!

3. The young man farted loudly, and the woman next to him said three times in a row: Bah, bah, bah! The young man was calm and calm. He asked: Comrade, why do you eat farts and still vomit cores?

4. If you want to be happy for a day, drink more wine; if you want to be happy for a month, you need to feel good; if you want to be happy for a month, If you want to be happy in your life, you should give up worrying; if you want to be happy in your life, you should not follow the latest trends.

5. I feel very angry when I see more and more actresses from love action movies opening accounts on Sina Weibo. These are the Japanese who have killed the most Chinese people, and their crimes are heinous!

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6. Two frogs fell in love, and after getting married, they gave birth to a toad. The male frog was furious when he saw this and said: Bitch, what’s going on? The female frog cried and said: His father, I had plastic surgery before I met you. .

7. A friend asked the bat how he could marry a mouse. The bat had tears in his eyes and said meaningfully: Alas! He took Viagra that day, which gave him strong firepower. He jumped up to the ceiling and let him get it.

8. In the 1980s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and went to the sea to do business; in the 1990s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and lied to you without any negotiation; in the 2000s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and they were busy with lawsuits.

9. A certain army exercise, a cannonball accidentally fell into a melon field, and a soldier was sent to check: A man in ragged clothes said with a sad face: "Isn't it just stealing a melon, why should it be bombarded with cannons?"

10. Fans asked Guo Degang: Mr. Guo’s number of fans has finally surpassed Mr. Sora Aoi’s recently. How does Mr. Guo feel about this? Guo Degang: The bald man finally fucked the naked one!

Kuaishou Funny Jokes (Classic)

1. A customer ran into a tailor shop angrily, pointed at the fashion designed by the shop owner and said: "I stood on the corner of the street and yawned. Two people sent letters. The guy stuffed the letter into my mouth!”

2. Wife: I’ll get rid of my habit of swearing, so don’t hit me all the time, okay? Husband: Okay, if you scold me again , I will beat you to death! Wife: Bastard! How dare you!

3. Wife: Boss, a bottle of rice wine, for my husband. Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is famous for his heavy drinking. Wife: It may not be enough for drinking, but it should be enough for smashing a bottle.

4. My nephew fell ill once. After he came back from the hospital, he kept crying and said: I want to turn into a turtle. Asked him why he wanted to turn into a turtle? The answer was: Turtles have large hard shells that cannot be penetrated by needles.

5. There was a pastor who persuaded the poor to believe in religion. He asked a poor man: "Would you rather go to heaven or hell after you die?" The poor man replied: "Oh! Look, go wherever the cornmeal is cheap!

6. The father reproached his son: The neighbor was very unhappy because you broke his son's eye. You said it was an accident. Is that true? The son said: Of course it is true. I originally wanted to hit his nose.

7 .A certain country faced a national crisis and was recruiting soldiers, so they posted a notice saying: If you serve in the military, you will get a beautiful woman. An ugly woman stopped at the military station and said to the staff: Excuse me, can you get a husband as a female soldier?

8. A middle-aged man was buying underwear. He took a pair of pants and looked at them in detail, and suddenly asked: Does it look good? The female salesperson said angrily: Go home and ask your wife!

9. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat in the evening because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because... I'm hungry.

10. Winter is here, and the men who go out to work are coming back. She looked at the geese flying south in the sky and thought, geese, geese, the women who are waiting for men actually have an affair with you. *Same name: migratory bird.