Jokes about Chinese characters are 100 words per word.

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage.

The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess with it. Not bad! "

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it). The biology teacher asked, "We all know that eating more peppers is bad for our health. When we eat peppers, they are absorbed in the small intestine. What will they become? " Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I know that Chili is eaten in the small intestine and absorbed by the small intestine, and it will become: spicy (waxy) intestine."