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Uncle Wang is joking.

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Personally, I am a cheerful and straightforward person, and naughty people who like to join in the fun will naturally be attracted, because this points to unnecessary trouble for naughty people. With a glib mouth, you make it complete.

I have an ugly duckling with low self-esteem, but I gained confidence in the debate. I think, because the host of the debate has entered the school, I came prepared, because this is prepared. I might as well take this opportunity to show myself and impress my classmates. However, if I am the host and I am on the podium, my feet will tremble with fear, my speech will not go up in smoke, and my classmates will laugh at me. What shall we do? Suddenly, I remembered Einstein's famous saying: Self-confidence is the first step to success. He seems to have something magical, which makes me full of strength and make up my mind. Sure enough, I was a host once, and I was a little nervous when I first came on stage, but the teacher praised me.

Although I am confident, I am timid. It happened right next to it, and I was too scared to go upstairs at night. Maybe I was born. As time went on, I spent the night alone, delivering meals to Uncle Wang. I want to hurry. Others seem to have one, and then it is opaque at night, and the front is dark. Walking, I suddenly found myself with a "monster". There are a pair of green eyes staring at me, and my arms are jumping like a rabbit's heart to hide the "monster". I rushed over, hoping to get rid of the "monster", but my running speed made chasing the "monster" more urgent. Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell into a "dog eating shit", and the "monster" caught up with me. I looked at it carefully. Hey, my flower dog really surprised you.

I have one of my biggest shortcomings, and that is fun. It almost controlled me, and I became a different person. Last Saturday, I was doing my homework at home when a burst of laughter came to my ears. My feet suddenly itch, and I can't control myself. I went downstairs to play. I feel that I haven't finished my work several times, but I always want to play for a while. Finally, it was too late, so I hurried upstairs to do my homework. Up to now, I have found this is a bad habit and tried to correct it.

I am such a person, full of confidence, timid and interesting. Do you like me?